BOOOOO!!!!!!
 

I dont know if Im back, I couldn't get in for a while, like the site was down. But I kind of went on hiatus. Hows everyone?

The site has been down a couple of times.

How ya doin', Jake?

Thats disappointing. Lol. Im good, lifes been crazy. I've unfortunately stopped writing entirely because of, well, time. There just isn't enough anymore. Things seem pretty quiet around here. Hows have you been Hammer? I miss all my old friends. Lol.

Other than being sick for almost 3 weeks, I'm good! Life is just trudging right along. Bought 2 horror DVDs, should be delivered today from Amazon.

Exciting!!!! Ive started getting into cheesy 70's gore flicks and exploitation films. I just watched Lucio Fulci's Zombie the other day, freaking excellent.

I bought The Autopsy of Jane Doe and Trollhunter (same director, both movies)

Troll Hunter is fantastic.

Hey Mr Jake. Zombie is a blast and if I remember correctly, I love the soundtrack. Hope the family is well?

Come on man. Fear Awakens. Let's finish it!

I know, I really want to get writing again, Ive been dwelling on it. I think I want to write some short stories though. I think a novel is just to daunting right now.

Dead on, the soundtrack was fantastic. And the eyeball popping scene was wicked. There are few scenes out there that can make me cringe and that one got me.

I remember the scene where the zombie was fighting the shark underwater...can't remember the eyeball scene. Have to revisit this soon.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/56759050462/

Lets see if I remember how to do this...

Oh, yeah...good times. ::cool::

Since the site shut down I have

Become a tax payer
Completed another mystery short story.
Currently working on my first horror short story dedicated to the master H.P Lovecraft.
Died.

I hope your enjoying death Angle. Congrats on becoming one of us drones. I pay more in taxes these days than I ever thought I would make when I was a kid. It's nice to hear your writing!

I've been hanging out at CERN. ::danger::

You a scientist?

I have been writing for a long time. I seriously started writing when I was 14. I probably have a dusty old box full of best sellers some where. ::roll eyes::

Not cool.

Forget about them. Then write one best seller. Then will the box to your grandkids and they can make millions on your unpublished genius.

I'll do that. Then again the stories are written in code.
A little precaution you see.

Speaking of writing, how do you guys come up with titles?

I normally don't bother till I'm done. Then I go with whatever fits what I just wrote down. Story first, then title.

Right. Titling your story after you write it, is the best way of finding a title that is best suited for your story.

That's my problem. Story done, but title won't come to me.

Post it up, I bet the crew can come up with a Title.

Nnnnnnnn, art is one thing, but stories are another. I don't think I could share.

Wellll.
Here's another tip. What kind of monster, villain, or hero do you have in your story?

Certain quirks or characteristics can help you create a title.
Example
If it were about a vampire that could turn into a shadow and stalk victims on the London streets at night, I would title it something like...
Silent Footsteps of The Shadow. (Title Copyright 2012, I.B.E) :p

Its dirty isn't it? I bet its dirty. Lol. You know of all people we wouldn't judge. If you wanted, I would be happy to read it myself so you didn't have to share it en mass. I can understand not wanting to put yourself out there like that.

"As he grabbed me roughly by the shoulders and threw me onto the bed...."::big grin::::big grin::

I was more thinking about "Throbbing Member" Im not scared of adult novels and stories. I love reading everything, and my wife loves reading about those members. So its all good.

The other day I got a package in the mail that i was expecting . it was thicker than expected. It had Free Gift stamped on the package. I open it and the free gift was an adult novel titled "seduce me cowboy". Now what the hell does that have to do with Evil Dead regeneration?