Greetings
 

It seems as if I've been browsing this site since I built my computer (out of raided corpse parts zapped with electricity), and I asked that demon in the mirror why it took me so long to register. He just stared back as usual, with those bleeding eyes of his.

Anyway, glad to be a part of this community! I look forward to chatting with all of you about everything horror . . . since it takes a head thrown through a window to get a scream out of anyone in my neighborhood. Finally! A chance to celebrate the horror genre with real fans, and maybe vent my frustrations about the infestation of lousy horror crap hitting the video shelves.

I think I'll start a new thread about that lousy film I saw last night in the general discussion forum.

Until next time,

Jack

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Wow ... guys ... <snif> ... thanks for the images. A true blue Horror.com welcome!

I'm home.

;)

.......in hell mwahh mwahh mwahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!

You are quite welcome....

Here have another.......

LOL Would Cartman be able to kick someone in the nuts? His legs don't reach much higher than a penguin's. Then again, my nuts DO tend to drag on the ground on occasion.

Greetings...

Cold water would help this malady.:D

Welcome, and listen carefully to what Jay has to tell you!;)

hey hey.. welcome to the nightmare

Who's Jay?

Oh he'll be here soon with some good advice.....:D

Damn me if that isn't the creepiest thing I've heard someone say all day.

sigh...

i need a woman

Hey hey hey! This is my "Greetings" thread! We can't have depressed womanless folks venting in here. What can I do to help?

lol. oh i'm not depressed anymore.. just thought i'd announce that i need a woman.. haha

Hmmm ... I have a few women piled in a back closet. They're almost all used up and not very fresh. But I think a paper bag over the head and a pine tree smelly strapped to the toe might get a few more miles out of a couple of them.

good call... don't forget the ky

no need for that.... when bodies begin to rot, the fluids tend to leak from all orifices, so the hole which you prefer, should already be nice 'n lubed up.

that only lasts so long..

but he says they're piled up in the closet, so air circulation would be low, so the rotting will be slow, and juice wont dry quick.

but i need them for a couple years at least

well in that case your gona need a serious amount of formaldehyde

i will say it for jay. stay away from wufungtan

hey dirtyboy, theres a few women around here..... ;)


oh and noobie.....hello :D

cant b stuffed with the pic......mah

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hey, thats my line!!!!

Don't talk to wufongtan

ok evil.. who should i hook up with

IN THE WORDS OF AXLE ROSE<<<<WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE>>>

i do not know :rolleyes: :D

no actually i dont
umm...theres always SFF shes easy....lol
i dont know

i was really only joking

being that you live in america its more likely that you would be near these people

unlike moi
in my lonely little country......8-)

Okay, I have to ask. Why should I not talk to wufongtan? He (or she?) seems like a pretty active member. Speaking of active members, I don't think the corpses in the closet could take a couple of years worth of action ... and what's that crack about American girls being easy? I've had to fight pretty hard for my share of them! (most of which are, ahem, now in my closet.)

i forgot the insult the newbie:eek:


go fuck yourself me vs. newbie. im on the left http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/.../boxing001.gif

You're on the left? Then that would be ME kicking YOUR ass!

But...Rebel is a woman...What the hell happened? :confused: ...Oh, and uhh...Welcome to Horror, Stingy Jack...Sorry about the hijacking...It happens all the time here...Stick around and you'll see...Oh wait, you've already been here for more than 24 hours...I'm sure you've seen enough:)

I've seen plenty. <shivers> ;)

Not "the" nightmare. "My" nightmare! Ha!

And for the n00b saying "hi":

Ever seen a man die? Have his wrist cut and all his blood drained out? His bloodless corpse hung by a tree branch. His head seperated from his neck, blood gushing out everywhere. Then have the rest of his body riped to shreds by a pack of wild bores? It's quite amusing.

I would hate to be set on by a pack of wild bores. Boring people bite. Oh ... wait ... did you mean boars?

lol... have you seen that in person freddy?...

haha and rayne i was just kinda messing around