Gonna post this here to make everyone's day more epic.
 

Well that was fucking lame. I wish youtube links had a preview picture on this site.

Don't troll with me homeslice, i'm more ancient and malevolent than you could hope, and i'll stir this dead cave up like a torch stirs up a hornet's nest.

The link sucks.

YOU CANNOT PASS.


I am a servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of Anor.

The dark fire will not avail you! Flame of Udun!


AHH!

Go back to the shadow...



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YOU. SHALL NOT. PASS.


Ok?

I got one question:

WTF?:confused:

Is this guy serious?

Are you drunk man?

Nevermind, you picture says you're not of age.

Hey stud.





I'm not drunk but I am of age. Doesn't mean I can't like Gandalf quotes.

You really don't want to piss off Posher when he's wielding his staff.

I'll take that as a compliment, lol!:D


Not really a LOTR's fan myself, didn't hate it but once was enough for me. The score is incredible, however!

You're my favorite.

;)

how ya been ?

haven't seen you around these
parts much

Work work work work work work work school work work work work drink work work work drink drink work drink.


That.

not enough drinking

posher. i googled your name because i didnt know what it meant . smart and fashionable came up. is this accurate? and do you wear a cape?

I wear a cape and tights.

I like 'em angry. ;)

Nothing is more empowering than watching Sir Ian own the shit out of that pesky Balrog.... :cool:

And nothing is more heartbreaking than watching him fall. :(

RIP Gandalf the Grey

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Irony

Oh and also:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soU9FnuoFI4

We've gone from epic to adorable. Didn't notice the middle ground but hey, who am I to complain?

I just wonder why somebody has a pet penguin.

thanks but im not clicking your links. i dont care that much

But you did go onto google yourself, type in "posher" and look at the definition.

I REALLY think you now need to click on Posher's link. It's so much more relevant :p

I was lucky I saw the lord of the rings films from the comfort of my own home-there's no way I would have survived 3odd hours in a cinema with no ciggie breaks for each of them. In fact the inability to smoke in cinemas has stopped me from going to them full stop now shame really.

Between smoke breaks and being able to download nearly any movie( to watch on a home theater), I rarely go to the movies anymore either.

Chew some gum and quit your bitchin'. At least you can see the screen now! :p

I hear ya, lol. But when you can just download new movies and stream them to your 60 inch with surround sound in the comfort of your own home, why bother with $5 pepsi and $8 popcorn?:p Plus I can smoke, have a beer and chicken wings! ;)

But where's the gum on the floor? Where is the person two rows down who keeps slurping on the drink despite the fact there is no liquid left? Where is the person three seats across who has an over active bladder and insists on scooching past for toilet breaks every 20 minutes? Where's the couple in the back row loudly making out? Where is the bored child behind who kicks your chair? Where is the group of teenagers throwing stuff around and laughing constantly? Where is the person close by who keeps asking "who is he?" Where is the cell phone that goes off?

Where is the love?

You just described movie night(at home) with my family...........:D

its a trust issue

Wanna e date?

if we actually met up, id attempt to disemnbowl your mother while you watch tied up. all jokes aside.

Alright, what is going on? Posher, Ferret, and Bookzombie seem to be getting abuse hurled at them for no particular reason.

posher is a smartass. ferret "chucker", i am just diasagreeing with, plus i am a ferret owner. book has called me loser and other names when i never called her anything. on top of that i am an asshole and will call out shit as i see it.

He's an asshole. I should know, we can smell our own.:D

have i said something worng wicker? if another man tells me we should date or whatever he said. thats grounds for extermination in my eyes. so because he said it onlince, im not going to shake his hand. om not friends with him. if you dont know me on the street you better not even say whats up,

O-kay then. I hope this is you trying to get a rise out of people, and not a serious threat. I think I will use the ignore function now.

Better watch out.This guy is hardcore.

I like to think of my interactions with Mr. Bolical as fueled debates. No abuse as of yet.

So long as he's into horror and intends to discuss it, I'm cool with him.

Why are you smelling my asshole?


Also I welcome and encourage diabolicry to be as fauxthreatening and visceral as possible. Will you be the catalyst to bring this forum to life Diabolicry? Or do I need to tell you what our first date entails!



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Diabolical gets a first date? Duuuuuuude! Mr. D doesn't know how lucky he is. Do you know how RARELY Posher invites people out for dates? But when he does...as Samuel L. Jackson (as Mr. Arnold) says in Jurassic Park.


"Hold on to your butts."