Ask Me Almost Anything
 

The recipe for my famous Tres Sandwich cake is off limits. And my 2003 Oscar picks.

Do you know anyone who worships Satan?

Not as far as I know. I know several Satanists, but people who actually "worship Satan", I don't.

are you a freemason

No. But my masonry rates are reasonable.

Have you been enjoying writing about the trashier side of cinema?

What is that song at the end of Cabin Fever 2? It plays over the animated sequence. It's an acoustic bluesy number with lyrics like "storm cloud rising right behind the sun..."

IMDB has a soundtrack listing but I have no idea which song it is.

what can I do to make neverending like me?

I'll ninja this one too

ok let's ask in unison!

neverending why don't

posher!

neverend

posher you're not doing it! :mad:

Like me! All your base are belong to us >:O

you were supposed to say "us" you selfish worm! arrg one more time, and does your voice have to be so sing-song?

is he looking? check if he's looking.

Like us! All your base are belong to.... Me.

Neverending LOOK

I guess it's back to drugs and excessive sluttiness for us.

I mean, that's ok. But... Can't we just watch cartoons or something?

cartoons won't ease our pain.

We can get drunk and push someone off a bridge

yeah that would work.

We could push neverending off a bridge since he hates us =/

he still wouldn't pay any attention to us. :(

I'll take his hate at this point, I just want something.

I think the last time he spoke to me was when I said I was sorry for pissing him off. But that was at Rayne's last june. Obviously it worked.

Hey, Doc...

I watched Drag Me to Hell for the second time and thought of you... Have you ever known anyone who was under a gypsy curse? Didn't you once curse someone? And how does one scrub themselves of a gypsy curse?

I've been loving it. I hope to revamp and amp up Dollarbin Massacre. Maybe someday present the most crass, organic, philosophical and fun book of essays on cult, dirty and trashy film you could ever read. Jordan and Leza are both a lot of fun to work with and I like the guests we've had and hope to bring in more.

Yes. Yes. And...don't fuck with gypsies. Nobody wants to be fucked with. Especially a race that's been fucked with as much of the gypsies. I don't have much gypsy blood but when I have the passion behind it and I have the rage behind it, people have gotten back what they've given me in a pretty nasty fashion. Every time a malicious so-and-so steps in my life, I'm thankful for my great great grandmother, a woman so shady and so prone to burying husband that we're not really sure what her last name was.

Umm... I asked a question....

What type of curses have you been witness to?

Curses--curses can be scrubbed off with pumace or a pumace soap like Lava, sometimes an apricot seed facial scrub will take them off, and chanting something like "Go away you dumb curse, go away you dumb curse, YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! Double yeah you floozie!" sometimes helps the scrubbing be more effective.

Rinse with a mint-infused astringent afterwards and then have a salad.

Hmm. I have both apricot seed facial scrub AND a mint-infused astringent...

I didn't know that Origins was also in the curse-be-gone business.

Dark Day Coming....perhaps

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3BW8sTquzo

A question I missed. I'm gonna say Pac Man Fever. It goes with the fever theme of the movie.

One of them the effects were subtle but troublesome and piled on. A series of unpleasant occurrences followed by a rapid rejection by somebody he cared about, a loss of career momentum, serious bouts of writer's block and a loss of skill with words. He tried to use me to get his writing career started while trying to win my girlfriend away from me. I worked the curse "may everything you tried to take be gone to you forever". His letters to her were incoherent babble. He said he could no longer write for some reason. She became repulsed at his stupidity and inability to communicate. He was in the middle of a book that disappeared when his hard drive backed up for no good reason. No career. No girl. And I sold a bunch of DVDs he left at my house. That part wasn't a curse, but still a gypsyish thing to do. The other time was something I feel really horrible about. Something that came true to the letter.

That's it! Thanks Newb! You need an ask me thread!

I'm more of a trend setter....not a follower