The Interview™
 

Well at an attempt to cure my boredom, I'm going to interview a member from the forum every week. This will also give the chance for people to get to know eachother a little more.

Our first interview is with GorePhobia.

Digital Murders: Alright, so are you ready?

GorePhobia: yea

Digital Murders: How did you come upon the Horror.com forum?

GorePhobia: Well I am in love with horror movies and shit and i found typed horro.com to see what would come up and that did and from there on out i was hooked.....

Digital Murders: So just pure luck huh?

GorePhobia: yup

GorePhobia: do u think i can call u and do a phone interview

GorePhobia: cause i dont wanna type right now

Digital Murders: no, it's harder for me to type out then

GorePhobia: damn you

Digital Murders: maybe you should stop jacking off for 10 minutes

GorePhobia: can i call and talk and ill still type my answer

GorePhobia: i wanna talk on the phone

Digital Murders: you want to hear my sexy voice?

GorePhobia: yes

GorePhobia: of course

Digital Murders: fine

Digital Murders: You know this is going in the interview?

GorePhobia: sure

Digital Murders: fine call

Digital Murders: do you need my number again?

GorePhobia: no

GorePhobia: i saved it in my phone

Digital Murders: So what's your favorite moment at the forum?

GorePhobia: When me you and Sam the Egg fuck with all the n00b's on the forum...when they act like idiots....

Digital Murders: Well that's just about everyone wouldn't you agree?

GorePhobia: yes....everyone except some of the hotties like bloodygurl and your mom

Digital Murders: You know my mom can 'Drop it like it's hot'

GorePhobia: oh i know.....i've known since you were about 7 and a half....and she would drop it like its hot in your bedroom

Digital Murders: Damn Aussis

GorePhobia: Dumb Wisconsininian

Digital Murders: With the last question in mind, what was your least favorite moment

GorePhobia: when i found out that AMK became Mod....I started to cry because i dressed in drag for 4 weeks to win the position as mod......

Digital Murders: lol

Digital Murders: Well I suppose that covers my next question

GorePhobia: yes I hate her.....because you with ur HIV and me with my syphalis can do better then her

Digital Murders: Indeed

Digital Murders: What do you think of Horror being the forums Admin?

GorePhobia: he just jacks off all the little kiddies on the site and keeps idiots like Darth Bane and SFF on there when they should be bowing down under my cock and balls....its just plain idiotic to me

Digital Murders: You know Darth has been banned right?

GorePhobia: Oh no OMG I JUST HAD AN ORGASM.....OH OH NO.....OK

GorePhobia: im finished

Digital Murders: that was quick

GorePhobia: yea

GorePhobia: cause ur mom taught me to cum like an eqyptian

Digital Murders: So with all the horror remakes lined up for the summer, do you think the influx of n00bs at the forums will lack intelligence or will they actually be educated in forum behavior?

GorePhobia: i beat my dick like it owes me money.....umm...oh yeah they will be idiots like usual....but more fun for me and you right.....

Digital Murders: What do you think about all the controversey surrounding FreddyFan?

GorePhobia: I think its scary to think that a 12 yr old can talk shit and then get ready to kill people at school....its nuts that now that all this happens i cant jerk off watching girls get changed in the locker room.......DAMN YOU COLUMBINE!!!

GorePhobia: i wish i was in 6th grade again.....

GorePhobia: no rules back then

GorePhobia: sex was free and it happened in school auditoriums

GorePhobia: now i gotta pay for it with a swipe card that i got in the begining of the school year....and if i dont have it.....no butt sex for me

Digital Murders: Well with all this said, do you have any final words?

GorePhobia: Yes....society today is filled with cum guzziling prom queens and herpe filled assholes that just need attention....with the right ointment i can sex up about anything....especially you, and your mom....and i think horror movies will live on forever.....oh ya by the way goto my website at http://www.bloodandguts.cjb.net and check out for GorePhobia due in the summer of 2004.....peace nigga

Digital Murders: Sexy indeed, sexy indeed.

Digital Murders: Thank you for your time

GorePhobia: your welcome

Digital Murders: ~END INTERVIEW~

Too bad Gore's responses were a bit too intelligent to actually be from Gore. No offence, Gore.

But you still made this old dog laugh.

dude ur an idiot i fucking sat there and talked on the phone with him and gave that interview ok

its from my mouth

asshole

and by the way all the kids that i fuck on a daily basis are usually kids that hang at your house rotting eye and they like having intellagent butt sex with all the dawgs in the house....holla if ya hear me lol jk but yes all the trash talk came from the oh so sexy self

Why would I fake having a conversation with someone?

Try to keep the flaming here limited. I actually care about my topics, as opposed to the others here.

But you're avatar is gold, so I forgive you.

Well I said that based on two things.

1) Gore's two responses.

2) And you've faked other things before this, so I wouldn't be surprised. :rolleyes:

But hey, whatever works.

I have?

Hey, I faked that orgasm only because I wasn't in the mood.

oh shit that is fucking great

http://www.angelfire.com/film/gorephobia/Cdani.html <-- Pete???

That was the funniest thing id heard in a long time. I laughed a good while at that. This thread made my day lol.

The "beat my dick like it owes me money" line was from Chappelle Show. Fucking joke stealer! lol jk.

That's what I told him.

Gonorrhea: "Well hey there Dave Chappelle, I haven't seen you in a long time!"

Erm, Anyway, The next person I'll be doing is Arioch. He was first, but he never answered me on AIM.

Bastard.

why did u take something from my website and put Pete???

eh hem.... :p

You can be after. I was going to do you too...no pun intended. But you weren't online.

wow... i... *choked up*... feel so flattered ! :o lol

so who else are you planning on doing ? ... pun intended !

Fluffho, especially after the pictures she sent me.:cool:

ah ha... that should be interesting... do her first ! :D

i really REALY hope i dont regret that

hopehopehopehopehopehopehope!!! :p

oh wait.. i just understood the pun thing finally..

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

EDIT: oh wait. i just realized i didnt understnd it. now i confused myself completely.. RASPBERRIES

that is true though

if me and freddyfan were the only 12 year olds at the time (im 13 now yay!) that would mean i was the most sane 12 year old on horror.com :D

Why don't you do a interview of a person that no one knows about, like me! :D

i think cuz we dont really know anyone... really.

feel me?

i know alot of ppl here and ppl know me right lol :)

You weren't online last night either. So I gave up and I figured the first person to sign on from the forum will get it and Gore won.

LOL, ya i saw your message but i was sleeping, ive been trying to get my sleep schedule back on track, so far to no avail:mad: