Review of "The House of the Dead" (2003)
 

"The House of the Dead" (2003) - Director: Uwe Boll - Starring: Jonathan Cherry, Tyron Leitso, Jürgen Prochnow - Review contains spoilers. [details]

Great review. Nice to see that someone found something positive from the film. I haven't seen it. I probably won't see it until you get the DVD...hehe.

i don't think that i would like that movie even thoug i never seen it but good riewe

hated it
 

I was so siked to see this movie. I got see it the first it came out and boy was I disappointed. The story line was horrible and so were the actors and actresses. It could have been better. I wanted to see the killings and gore.

Re: hated it
 

I have a feeling a lot of people are going to feel this way. I warn you, it's played for camp. It's not a serious horror film. Don't go in expecting one or you will be sorely disappointed.

if you know that how come you didn't put it up from the get

I did. I think I pretty clearly state that it's a bad movie which I happened to enjoy.

but that dosent sate that the movie dosen't have to much blood and gorde

It doesn't need to have blood and gore to be a fun movie. He stated in the review that the movie was campy. He doesn't need to say it doesn't have much blood and gore.

but that stuff is wat makes a horror movie hot

Parker the POSER
 

Dave Parker is a bitch and needs his balls split with pruning sheers and spanked violently until they fall off. Its truly amazing that someone with out a shred of talent can work in this town, even in the bargain basement bin that parker so often frequents!

R. Rundle

now dat da shhhh rite durre

i want someone to send me a picture
 

i like scarey movies alot especially the freddy and jason movies so i was wondering if you could come to my school for halloween and bring freddy and jason look alikes
this is much apreciated

thank you.

quiero ver historias de miedo en español

NICE SPEAKING SPANISH WHO EVER YOU ARE .I CAN SPEAK FRENCH. JE DITEST LE FILM. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

Very good. :) Reading this was fun. The zombies were the best part of this movie...well, that and watch the lead characters breasts gain mass through out the movie lol.

I think every guy (pretty much) enjoys that aspect of horror films. :)

I duno...for me it was like watching a mutant or something. I guess she got some of the Ooze on her from Ninja Turtles or something.