30 second rule
 

am i the only one who gets caught by the 30 second rule (no posting within 30 seconds of last post).

i mean i get hopped up on the coffee and i'm ready to POST POST POST!!!!!!!!!!

Meth does the same thing to me.

i like caffeine

I smoke massive amounts of crack. Soon I will no longer visit HdC as I have pawned my computer for more crack.

Once a month or so I'll get the 30 second rule. Pisses me off to no end.

Quite often.....

*Censored by better judgement

i thought the 30 second rule was that if you dropped food on the floor and grabbed it before 30 seconds were up - you could still eat it.

That's the 5 second rule. :p

Good lord! What have you been eating?!

hmm - i do seem to be getting sleep - must be caffeine crash

Depends on how fussy you are. For me it depends on the food.

true story: i'm sitting in newark airport food court waiting for my flight. a family is next to me and the little girl drops part of her big pretzel and starts to pick it up off the floor and eat it. her mom screams - DON'T and the little girl says, but mooom what about the five second rule - the mom screams IN NEWARK IT IS THE ZERO SECOND RULE!! i spit coke through my nose i laughed so hard

I'm a little mental. If it hits the floor at all, it goes to the dog or in the trash. I have to wash my hands if I touch anything the least bit unsanitary.

Maybe some kind of disorder? Or maybe because I work in the food service industry?

wait - i thought working in the food industry made you LESS sanitary

Because it was naturally funny, or because she said "Zero"?

............

:D

and then i hit her in the head with some flying pooh!!! how dare she invoke my holy name!!!

Not when you work in compliance with the main Health Departments and such. I don't WORK the food industry. I install, train people, and inspect.

;)

be afraid - be very afraid

True story: Zeros monkey ass gave me a boner. Is that normal?:confused:

yes - sadly common