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The Beyonder 07-02-2009 03:42 AM

You weak pathetic fools!
 
I am here for your souls!
Heed my words, for I am the mighty Beyonder, Collector of Planets and Destroyer of Universes!
Soon, your chosen ones will be MINE!
FOREVER!!

HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

cheebacheeba 07-02-2009 04:10 AM

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Soon, your chosen ones will be MINE!
What about "the chosen few" or just "the chosen".
One kind of implies as such.
Ones is more like "one is" or "ones belongings" etc.


Oh hi, I'm cheeba.

The Beyonder 07-02-2009 04:21 AM

Are you a God, Cheebacheeba?

newb 07-02-2009 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Beyonder (Post 816854)
Are you a God, Cheebacheeba?

HE IS THE GOD OF COOKING...I AM THE GOD OF BEER

The Beyonder 07-02-2009 04:48 AM

I know you two are weak mortals, drunken twerp!
This was a test of honesty, and you have failed!
I will eventually have the final laugh!
BE PREPARED!

HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

alkytrio666 07-02-2009 04:58 AM

Can this be merged with the other "destroyer of universes" threads?


:D

_____V_____ 07-02-2009 05:04 AM

I bet this joker is either Ferretchucker or Zero.

The Beyonder 07-02-2009 05:09 AM

HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME, ignorant imbecile!
Laugh it off all you want. I will be the one left laughing on your dead bodies, collecting your souls in the end.
Beware! The clouds over this place darken as we speak!
Doom itself approaches faster than you think!
Be prepared, or get destroyed!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!HA!HA!HA!

urgeok2 07-02-2009 05:13 AM

'the beyonder' ?

is that more than 'beyond' ?


seriously - that name makes absolutely no sense

its like 'The Furtherer"

_____V_____ 07-02-2009 05:16 AM

Marvel - Secret Wars series - 1984. Obvious influence.

http://www.marveldirectory.com/indiv...b/beyonder.htm

Its one of our bored regulars.

I am betting on Ferret, Zero or VampiricClown.

The Beyonder 07-02-2009 05:20 AM

I am but me, and nobody else. Everything will make sense, when I return and bring forth much malice and destruction with me!
Be prepared, ye mortals! I shall return soon for ALL OF YOU!!

HAAAAAAAAAA!!!HAAAAAAAAAA!!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

newb 07-02-2009 05:26 AM

AND DEATH AWAITS, WITH NASTY ,BIG POINTY TEETH

http://avatarfarm.com/avatarimages/m...etimavatar.jpg

newb 07-02-2009 05:30 AM

TO INFINITY......AND BEYONDER

http://oncampus.osu.edu/wp-content/u...er-476x297.jpg

Papillon Noir 07-02-2009 05:32 AM

Oh! Sounds like a new game! :D

monalisa 07-02-2009 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Beyonder (Post 816863)
I know you two are weak mortals, drunken twerp!
This was a test of honesty, and you have failed!
I will eventually have the final laugh!
BE PREPARED!

HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

Shouldn't this sentence have been "I know you two are weak mortals, drunken twerpS!"?

Excuse me, I know I'm too anal. :p :D

newb 07-02-2009 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by monalisa (Post 816880)
Shouldn't this sentence have been "I know you two are weak mortals, drunken twerpS!"?

Excuse me, I know I'm too anal. :p :D

No....he was talking to me..so it would be singular.

I am the "drunken twerp"



well....I am

monalisa 07-02-2009 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newb (Post 816881)
No....he was talking to me..so it would be singular.

I am the "drunken twerp"



well....I am


Aah, OK, I see. Don't want to steal your glory, oh "Great Drunken Twerp". ;) :D
But ssssssshhhhhhhhhh, you're not alone. :)

Doc Faustus 07-02-2009 06:11 AM

Can't go a few months without one of these damn cosmic beings. I'm a bit concerned now that Galactus will force us into a chili cookoff.

Angra 07-02-2009 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 816871)

I am betting on Ferret, Zero or VampiricClown.


Sounds like Ferret to me...

VampiricClown 07-02-2009 06:55 AM

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ferretchucker 07-02-2009 07:53 AM

I was at school when this was made, and with all the "fucks" and stuff, this site's blocked.

And after The Fight of The Realms, I won't be doing another one of these too early.

_____V_____ 07-02-2009 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Doc Faustus (Post 816889)
Can't go a few months without one of these damn cosmic beings. I'm a bit concerned now that Galactus will force us into a chili cookoff.

rofl...thanks for the laugh, Doc. First one today.

And hmm...

VampiricClown 07-02-2009 03:51 PM

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Zero 07-02-2009 04:23 PM

not me- my writing is much more eloquent

VampiricClown 07-02-2009 05:36 PM

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Geoff the Troll 07-02-2009 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc Faustus (Post 816889)
Can't go a few months without one of these damn cosmic beings. I'm a bit concerned now that Galactus will force us into a chili cookoff.

What's wrong with chili, anyway?

Elvis_Christ 07-02-2009 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newb (Post 816860)
HE IS THE GOD OF COOKING...I AM THE GOD OF BEER

:D Haha shit this made me laugh!

Posher778 07-02-2009 08:23 PM

It was me. God you guys never guess correctly anymore. Cheers!

_____V_____ 07-02-2009 09:48 PM

I bet he/she will be back...sooner than expected.

cheebacheeba 07-02-2009 09:55 PM

Hey V, what religion do you subscribe to, if any?

_____V_____ 07-02-2009 10:06 PM

Subscribe as in? Belonging to?

My family is traditional orthodox Hindu Brahmin, if you mean that. But I am an atheist.

cheebacheeba 07-02-2009 10:23 PM

Same here, well, agnostic I guess you'd say.
I figure, do more good than bad, and that ought to be enough for any given higher power.
So hey, do the guys into hinduism get the chop?

_____V_____ 07-02-2009 10:52 PM

Same. I d rather do good than preach or worship.

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do the guys into hinduism get the chop?
Not necessarily.
Extremists exist in all religions and Hinduism is no exception. But the religion is by and large full of practical-minded people who are devoted to God enough to worship Him, and go about their daily businesses as usual.
Fanatics, well, they are a totally different cup of tea.

crabapple 07-02-2009 11:20 PM

Yeah, um, uhhhhh........are free coffee and donuts available here?

Zero 07-03-2009 04:09 AM

i subscribe to newsweek - but i do not worship george will

The Beyonder 07-03-2009 05:10 AM

Don't you DARE divert your attentions away from my proclamation, foolish twerps of this realm!
The time will come when you will pay dearly for this foolhardy attempt at mocking the One whose mere presence makes the multiverses tremble in sheer fright!
If you are not prepared, you will die and I will have your soul!

AND THEN I SHALL RULE THIS REALM TOO!!

HAAAAAAAA!HAAAAAAAAAAA!HAAAAAAAAAAAA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

Elvis_Christ 07-03-2009 05:19 AM

You D&D game is calling. Your Mom just mad you hot chocolate. What do you conquer first?

VampiricClown 07-03-2009 07:09 AM

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Zero 07-03-2009 07:30 AM

*flings pooh at Beyonder*

I wonder if this is IT's annoying second cousin??

VampiricClown 07-03-2009 07:32 AM

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