Most romantic thing you ever did?
 

With V-Day approaching soon, lets hear this from you all. Childhood, teen, or adult...what was the most romantic thing you ever did?

The one saying the most Awwwwws wins a special prize from me.

And no cupid/beer/fart jokes.

This one time I drank so much beer I farted on cupids face.

But nah, I'm not really the romantic type. I can't think of anything I did that was really romantic.

I married my wife.....on Valentines Day


saves on gifts, and I will never forget our anniversary :D

Awwwwwww. :)

Oh damn, I started with the first one. :rolleyes:

killed a mouse, chewed off the head and left what was left at the foot of my wifes bed

I sent a lot little love notes and doodles to Derek in highschool. Mostly inside jokes from our 3+ hours on the phone every night.

When he was away for University I sent a lot of e-mails of things that reminded me of him. I also went to thrift stores and bought vintage books and comics to mail to him. Hardy Boys and some book I found about a teenage spy that was really racist but also hilarious.

Now a days I just do a lot of baking and cooking on special occasions. Our 2 year is later this month and I plan to make chicken parm from scratch and a cake.

I hate V-Day and usually only celebrate the holiday mockingly. I dote on my wife constantly - fine chocolate, fresh flowers, that kind of shit is just regualr life - don't need a special day for it.

A couple of years ago I plastinated two lamb heats and chained them together with a loteria card of "el Corazon" and sealed them in a shadow box lined with dried rose petals.

Still have it too... it's a litle rotten, but it doesn't stink yet.

I'm not really a fan of the big V... I can't remember doing anything more romantic that I have done on the day than cooking dinner and giving flowers.. Which is something I do for chicks on a regular basis anyway...

I almost feel it is my duty not to perform sometimes come the day.

i broke up with my girlfriend just before taking her to see Texas Chainsaw Massacre(2003). She was pretty happy after we got out of the theatre after seeing a pretty good remake and realizing that she is not confined to just one penis anyone. P.S. Am I gonna get into shit for saying that Texas Chainsaw Massacre from 2003 was pretty good?

I write love letters and I make personalized cards for every Holiday/Anniversary/whatever. I take my bf out to dinner and pay ;) I'm going to take him on the 13th to see the Friday the 13th remake..(hopefully it will be okay). Idk I usually just try to sex it up mostly. ;) Dress up nice, maybe give some massages..ect.

Probably the most romantic Ive been is when I proposed to my missus.

I didnt do anything particularly romantic in itself but I timed it to be exactly two years to the minute(at least as close as I could remember anyways!) to when we first got together. That was a work night out which ended in the Blue Angel (not to be confused with the Blue Oyster) in Liverpool.

I NEED to be romanced!

I've always done cheesy romantic things over the years, from writing poetry to mixed tapes (to eventually burned CDs) to buying the perfect gift...

But the most recent in memory is when I was courting my current boyfriend: It was a Saturday night and he was working late and had been at work all day. I knew of this specific pizza place where he LOVES the pizza (couple of towns over - he had raved about on and off, so of course I took note). So, after getting lost a bit finding the damn place, just barely making it before it closed, I surprised him with the pizza and some Red Bull (he was also a Red Bull fan).

That was pretty romantic - And we weren't even dating yet!!

I... Hmmm... Once... Eh, I got nothin'.

During my first year with my girlfriend, a clerical error and terrible advice from my faculty advisor left me accidentally withdrawn from school and stuck at my home in Pennsylvania. I was told I should come up and straighten things up and should take some time to reconstruct my Plan of Concentration. My parents could not get me up there, but my girlfriend decided to plan a rescue. This endeared me to no end. I was hoping I could find some money around the town, but there hadn't been anything workwise. With a heavy heart, I realized she would be arriving on Valentine's Day.
I knew I needed to get her a gift so I wandered through the town with my tarot deck, checking every business that might be friendly until I found a hair salon. The lady who ran the salon was quite excited and said she needed some advice, so I gave her a reading. My tarot deck had always been jinxed. Somehow anybody who touched the thing would end up having their darkest secrets revealed to me and their current question ignored. The deck had discovered cancer, infidelity, suicidal depression and all manner of horrors. "Be good , Lucille," I begged the cards. They were not. Within three cards, I realized this woman was cheating on her husband. I tried to imply other possibilities, but it was a bust. By the end of the reading, I knew pretty much everything but the guy's name. I talked to the woman about this for an hour and she laid down twenty more dollars for another reading, which gave her advice on the situation she sought advice on. With my hardearned thirty dollars, I went to the County Market and bought a heartshaped cheesecake and a single rose. When she arrived to pick me up, I proudly presented my gifts and she knew how much I loved her on account of my day following the path of my gypsy ancestors.

That.......... Is ridiculously cool.

You fascinate me, Doc.

Thank you. It was a pretty weird experience. I tried making money reading tarot with that deck again, but stupidly I gave out sample readings first where I ended up ferreting out several unpleasant things and nobody returned my phonecalls.

I can't think of anything romantic. I'd rather read the fart jokes. :p