Call it Spam, But it's a special offer
 

I've got five autographed copies of my book Murderland Part 1: H8 to sell at two dollars less than Amazon price+shipping (domestic only). I don't have many of these and I've put up this offer on my blog before, but I want to give people from HDC the first crack at these if they're interested and a small discount. PM me or email me if you're interested. If you were thinking of buying this on Amazon, know that I get 100% of what I make from these copies instead of royalties and you get an autographed copy instead of a regular one. Thanks HDC.

Special offer like..... Doc Faustus with a whole big ole bunch of leather stuff special time?

With purchase of three or more, we'll see.

I bought 15.

Dammit, Posher, I'm not a machine! Limit twelve per customer. I cannot function at quintouple sexy.

Well damn! I already bought the 15. So I get a sexyX12 and then another x13 to be decided later. Or i'm suing.

Good enough. But I'm not liable for rugburn and you have to provide your own circus bears.

I usually prefer elephants to other circus critters.

Good call.

Misfortunato.... Please take off that elephant costume...

I only associate with rogue elephants. They're misunderstood heroes.

:eek: Drat! And I worked so hard on it, too.

Pachyderm talk aside, five signed copies remain available at a discounted price and HDC gets top priority.

If I didn't already have an autographed copy I'd jump on this pronto. Doc wrote a rivetting tale that's frightening and satirical. When they make the movie you'll wish you had taken this opportunity!

An update: due to selling a few copies elsewhere, I'm down to 3 saleable copies in my box.

Another update:
Those of you who are interested in accquiring an autographed copy of this book for dirt cheap, can do so at the Horror Mall auction house. www.horror-mall.com/auction_house. There are three days left in the auction and it stands at 2 dollars. For those of you who are curious and don't want to pay Amazon's price, I highly reco. mmend this. I myself am down to very few copies. After I was down to 3, I got more, had to send them out for reviews and once more am down to the wire and this time will definitely not be getting more of these as the sequel is coming out in a few months and those will be all I'm selling myself.