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bloodygurl02 02-27-2004 08:28 PM

women takes neighbor to court for having loud sex
 
Woman Reports Neighbor for Disturbingly Loud Sex
Fri Feb 27,11:10 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!



BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman took her male neighbor to court for noise pollution after he repeatedly kept her awake through half the night and had at least one four-hour sex session, a court spokeswoman said Friday.



"Four hours of sex noises. What was I supposed to think? It was nothing but groaning and banging," the woman told the judge, a Bild newspaper report said.


The woman told Berlin magistrates that her 25-year old neighbor Andreas G. was disturbing the peace by keeping her awake early in the morning.


Andreas said his 26-year old neighbor had complained in the past, calling at five in the afternoon, but that he had not felt obliged to respond. "I can have as much sex as loud as I want then," he said.


The judge dropped the case on learning that the man had since moved out of the apartment.

Sam The Egg 02-27-2004 10:56 PM

Getting charged with having big loud sex for four hours? I'd plead all kinds of guilty.

Vodstok 02-28-2004 07:30 AM

When i lived in an apartment, my girlfreind and i thought we were going to get in trouble for that :). We are engaged now and live in a house with no neighbors, so that isnt a fear anymore :)

HighPriestWise 02-28-2004 11:27 AM

Well, me and my have been called in before for having sex.
(we both are pretty loud)

HIGH PRIEST WISE

Ultimamk 02-28-2004 03:38 PM

That story is sorta funny.

HighPriestWise 02-29-2004 11:42 AM

Yes, in a way it is!

HIGH PRIEST WISE

Arioch 02-29-2004 07:14 PM

Quote:

Getting charged with having big loud sex for four hours? I'd plead all kinds of guilty.
LMAO!!! i bet you would...

This is a pretty frivilous lawsuit though when you think about it. I think the girl that took it to court was just jealous.

Arioch 02-29-2004 07:20 PM

Quote:

Getting charged with having big loud sex for four hours? I'd plead all kinds of guilty.
LMAO!!! i bet you would...

This is a pretty frivilous lawsuit though when you think about it. I think the girl that took it to court was just jealous she wasnt getting it.

HighPriestWise 03-01-2004 09:17 AM

You know that has tobe it!

HIGH PRIEST WISE

Ultimamk 03-02-2004 01:13 PM

I can imagine the situation now...

Ultimamk 03-02-2004 01:15 PM

....

orangestar 03-02-2004 05:08 PM

funny story, funny pic.

HighPriestWise 03-03-2004 09:50 AM

Yes, very funny!

HIGH PRIEST WISE

crazy clown 03-05-2004 06:14 PM

four hours. i wish i was that good

Sam The Egg 03-05-2004 06:57 PM

it's pretty good, but that guy is no Bob The Cow (my idol)

HighPriestWise 03-06-2004 11:51 AM

Who is bob the cow?

HIGH PRIEST WISE

Sam The Egg 03-06-2004 12:34 PM

Bob The Cow was someone who frequented a few message boards I went to. He also had a short-lived Live Journal (I'm trying to convince him to start it up again) that was really funny. I liked the character so much I came up with a similar name, Sam The Egg

HighPriestWise 03-06-2004 12:49 PM

Oh, that's cool.

HIGH PRIEST WISE

Sam The Egg 03-06-2004 12:56 PM

he referred to himself in the 3rd person and constantly referred to his 23 inch "spicy beef dong" and having sex for 5 hours straight (with a 30 minute break in the middle to watch Welcome Back Kotter)

HighPriestWise 03-06-2004 12:57 PM

Sounds like a cool guy.

HIGH PRIEST WISE

Sam The Egg 03-06-2004 01:00 PM

*shrug* I dunno about the guy personally, from the few e-mails I've gotten from him he seems okay, but the BTC character is great. Ask anybody from Teleboards.com about him

SFF 03-06-2004 10:26 PM

Re: women takes neighbor to court for having loud sex
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bloodygurl02
Woman Reports Neighbor for Disturbingly Loud Sex
Fri Feb 27,11:10 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!



BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman took her male neighbor to court for noise pollution after he repeatedly kept her awake through half the night and had at least one four-hour sex session, a court spokeswoman said Friday.



"Four hours of sex noises. What was I supposed to think? It was nothing but groaning and banging," the woman told the judge, a Bild newspaper report said.


The woman told Berlin magistrates that her 25-year old neighbor Andreas G. was disturbing the peace by keeping her awake early in the morning.


Andreas said his 26-year old neighbor had complained in the past, calling at five in the afternoon, but that he had not felt obliged to respond. "I can have as much sex as loud as I want then," he said.


The judge dropped the case on learning that the man had since moved out of the apartment.



Quote:

It was nothing but groaning and banging," the woman told the judge
LMAO!!!! This line alone easily makes this the funniest story I have read in a while. Anyway, the woman who took him to court was crazy, I would have had my ear glued to the wall. :p

bloodygurl02 03-09-2004 05:44 PM

Re: Re: women takes neighbor to court for having loud sex
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SFF
LMAO!!!! This line alone easily makes this the funniest story I have read in a while. Anyway, the woman who took him to court was crazy, I would have had my ear glued to the wall. :p
lmao. i think she was jealous cuz she can't find a guy that doesn't go longer then a minute so she took him to court. i read this and was like this is funy and was thinking ineed to post this story on horror.com

HighPriestWise 03-10-2004 09:59 AM

I went for 5 hours nonstop once!

HAIL SATAN!!!
High Priest Wise

bloodygurl02 03-10-2004 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighPriestWise
I went for 5 hours nonstop once!

HAIL SATAN!!!
High Priest Wise

whoa u a marthon person huh:D i was loud but his neighbors didn't complian just asked him the next day if he had fun the nite b4 and if he enjoyed it:) ;)

HighPriestWise 03-15-2004 11:03 AM

Well, did he enjoy it?
Are you 2 still together?

HAIL SATAN!!!
HIGH PRIEST WISE

bloodygurl02 03-15-2004 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighPriestWise
Well, did he enjoy it?
Are you 2 still together?

HAIL SATAN!!!
HIGH PRIEST WISE

he always enjoys it and we r still together

HighPriestWise 03-17-2004 02:12 PM

Well, if you 2 ever break up, let me know,ok?

HAIL SATAN!!!
HIGH PRIEST WISE

bloodygurl02 03-17-2004 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighPriestWise
Well, if you 2 ever break up, let me know,ok?

HAIL SATAN!!!
HIGH PRIEST WISE

ok but i don't that will happen i love him alot:D

HighPriestWise 03-22-2004 05:50 AM

That's cool. As long you 2 love eachother, that's what matters!

HAIL SATAN!!!
HIGH PRIEST WISE

bloodygurl02 03-22-2004 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighPriestWise
That's cool. As long you 2 love eachother, that's what matters!

HAIL SATAN!!!
HIGH PRIEST WISE

yeahi am gonna move in w/ him sometime soon:D

crazy clown 03-27-2004 05:23 PM

well i hope all works out for u bloody gurl.

HighPriestWise 03-29-2004 03:38 PM

Yeah, me too.

HAIL SATAN!!!
HIGH PRIEST WISE

bloodygurl02 03-31-2004 06:37 PM

thanx high preist wise and crazy clown. u have no idea how much i love this guy. he means alot to me :D thats y i couldn't b happier

HighPriestWise 04-17-2004 02:35 PM

Well, that's good!

HIGH PRIEST WISE


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