Kill Your Fellow Member
 

In an attempt to counterbalance all these warm, fuzzy threads popping up, describe how you would kill the member above you.

Betcha everyone can't wait to get me. :D

I would kill you with kindness;)

I would NOT kill Posher cause I loove him too much. Yay fuzzy feelings.

MissM, I would shoot you out of a cannon into outer space, so it would be fun for you. :cool:

Illdojo, I would put a touch-sensitive nuclear weapon in your bass drum before a show.

M,i would squeeze you to death!!!!

Maggie, I would smother you with a pillow while you were sleeping. Then punch you in the face.


Just kidding. :)

I would love you to death.

MM and Pink: I would drown you both in the bucket of puke that I keep refilling every time I read your posts.

LOFL

The_Return, Death by Pudding.

Thats it mister!!I will kill you by holding out......;)

I don't want to kill anyone listed above.

I would kill you by pulling that giant stick out of your ass. ;)

Return,i will kill you by making more of them:)

I would...

http://jj.am/gallery/d/33445-1/killitwithfire.jpg

Stickectomy- do they have the technology for that yet?

Psychom- have wild pandas flung at you.

I'd make life in prison worth it:

I'd only kill rapists, pedophiliacs, animal abusers, and anyone who ever became a danger to my son. I'd kill to protect myself.

There are many people I would gladly torture but that would never happen.

I'd stone Festered to death with Vlassic pickles.

I would fax Flayed to Mars. I've always wanted to fax somebody.

Nella - put on a centrifuge and spun to death.

Feed you to yourself

I would convince psycom that he does not exist with mad rhetoric skills.

Yea, but I'd like that.

Thrown in the path of a thousand charging Chinese lesbians.

I'd post so many threads about our admin that Docs head would explode trying to answer them all.

My one weakness!

Psychom- I'd have you fetch a shoe at the bottom of the stairs.

lol

neverending - I'd "nothing" you to death. :D

I'd unleash an infestation of mole crickets on your lawn, which would undoubtedly cause a fatal heart attack. ;)

I'd give you a cake delivery once a week for ten years. Then when one random day when you open the door to get your cake, I would hit you with a shovel.

there is only one kind of cake I will eat so you better do your homework. :)

MD, I'd eat your "cake" until one of us died!!!!!!!!! :p

first I would tie you to a chair and throw darts and you then I would cover you in honey and tie you to a tree in the woods and let the bugs and animals eat you alive.

I've always imagined making out with Murderdoll would end up something like this...

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...ns/careful.gif

That's how I always imagined it too. Oh wait, ummmm...
(JUST KIDDING MD!)

I would use a warm fuzzy pillow, with a stun gun hidden in the middle. Crappy flop you to death.

I wouldn't beat around the bush. I'd go to your house with a shotgun and blow your brains out.

:)

Id smash your face in with a sledge hammer and feed your brain to my dog :)

Axe to the face.





Sorry.I feel bad now.

Dante'sInferno - I'd duct tape you to a pole and sing "Shipoopi"* to you till your ears bled.






*
Now a woman who'll kiss on a very first date,
Is usually a hussy,
And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out,
Is anything but fussy,
But a woman who'll wait 'till the third time around,
Head in the clouds, feet on the ground,
She's the girl he's glad he's found,
She's his Shipoopi.

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
The girl who's hard to get.
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
But you can win her yet.

Walk her once just to raise the curtain,
Walk around twice and you make for certain.
Once more in the flower garden,
She will never get sore if you beg her pardon.

Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do,
Si, la, so, fa, mi, re, do.

Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'.
Get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'.
Once more for a pepper-upper,
She will never get sore on her way to supper,

Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do, si, do,

Now little ol' sal was a No-gal,
As anyone could see,
Look at her now, She's a Go-Gal,
Who only goes for me,

Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin Get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'.
Once more for a pepper-upper,
She will never get sore on her way to supper,

Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do, si, do,

Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,
The girl who's hard to get,
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,
But you can win her yet.



Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
The girl who's hard to get.
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,

But you can win her yet.

Shipoopi!


You can win her yet!

Shipoopi!

I would cut your head off with a pair of scissors

ps love the song :)

Poison - a little bit of Arsenic and Old Lace! :D

Nail Gun to the eyes.