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bloodrayne 10-18-2008 04:20 AM

Sweetest Day?
 
Dustin just came home from work...Went straight to the kitchen and told me to stay out


He came back in here with a plate of hot, gooey, chocolate chunk cookies and hot black coffee

Then he said "Happy Sweetest Day"



Okay, I had no idea it was Sweetest Day...And now I am sick from too many cookies :)


HAPPY SWEETEST DAY GUYS!...Hugs and Kisses all around

Wish I could share these cookies with all of you...Then you could get sick with me :p

massacre man 10-18-2008 04:36 AM

Damn it, now I want cookies.

ChronoGrl 10-18-2008 04:38 AM

That's actually really cute - You've got a really great guy.

Oh, and for whatever reason, the title of this thread reminded me of Lou Reed's "Perfect Day." So, for mood:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYEC4TZsy-Y

Dude Guadalupe 10-18-2008 04:38 AM

They were good too :D

ChronoGrl 10-18-2008 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dude Guadalupe (Post 743952)
They were good too :D

Pssssssssssst - You're a good boyfriend. That's ridiculously sweet. :D

Dude Guadalupe 10-18-2008 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 743955)
Pssssssssssst - You're a good boyfriend. That's ridiculously sweet. :D

Don't let that get out to too many people. I got a reputation to protect.

massacre man 10-18-2008 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Dude Guadalupe (Post 743959)
I got a reputation to protect.

Haha... no you don't.

Dude Guadalupe 10-18-2008 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massacre man (Post 743960)
Haha... no you don't.

:( I know

ChronoGrl 10-18-2008 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massacre man (Post 743950)
Damn it, now I want cookies.

Forget the cookies - I want that hot, black coffee. I'm starting to get me a caffeine headache. Damn withdrawal.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Dude Guadalupe (Post 743959)
Don't let that get out to too many people. I got a reputation to protect.

What was that, Schnookums? The sweetest weetest ittle wittle best boyfend in the world? :) :p :D :p :D

...

Ok, I think I just annoyed myself.

bloodrayne 10-18-2008 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massacre man (Post 743950)
Damn it, now I want cookies.

I know, that 'power of suggestion' is a real bitch...I've always been a slave to it...Tell your mom she should make you some...Maybe the power of suggestion will get her, too...Then, SCORE! Cookies!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 743951)
That's actually really cute - You've got a really great guy.

Absolutely, those Cancers are AWESOME...and they can cook, too...I'll refrain from mentioning their other 'attributes'...I'll just say that he makes me VERY happy :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 743965)
Ok, I think I just annoyed myself.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

pinkfloyd45769 10-18-2008 06:00 AM

I never heard of Sweetest Day..where have i been?
MM,i'll give you a cookie:p

Posher778 10-18-2008 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 743955)
Pssssssssssst - You're a good boyfriend. That's ridiculously sweet. :D

The good boyfriend, doesn't usually sound like this on the phone:


Rayne "Dustin I need you to go to the grocery store and the bank"

Dustin: "FUCK NO i'm going to PICK UP the money and come home and go back to SLEEP."

Rayne: "teehehehehehehehhheeeheheeee oh dustin, you're teh smexy."

Dustin: *is already asleep again*

Dude Guadalupe 10-18-2008 07:10 AM

It's a medical condition know as "Don't wake me the fuck up!!!!!"

urgeok2 10-18-2008 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloodrayne (Post 743946)
Dustin just came home from work...Went straight to the kitchen and told me to stay out


He came back in here with a plate of hot, gooey, chocolate chunk cookies and hot black coffee

Then he said "Happy Sweetest Day"


thats a lot of work for 5 minutes of oral sex !

dont those shitty low budget horror DVDs work anymore ? :p

newb 10-18-2008 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 744103)
thats a lot of work for 5 minutes of oral sex !

dont those shitty low budget horror DVDs work anymore ? :p

I prefer milk with my chocolate chip cookies

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...lk-Posters.jpg

urgeok2 10-18-2008 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newb (Post 744109)
I prefer milk with my chocolate chip cookies


somewhere between me, and Drac : there's Newb - on the dirty old bastard scale

bloodrayne 10-18-2008 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 744103)
thats a lot of work for 5 minutes of oral sex !

dont those shitty low budget horror DVDs work anymore ? :p

HAHAHA

That's 2

Dude Guadalupe 10-18-2008 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 744103)
thats a lot of work for 5 minutes of oral sex !

dont those shitty low budget horror DVDs work anymore ? :p

Yeah, but I wanted cookies too.

urgeok2 10-18-2008 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dude Guadalupe (Post 744114)
Yeah, but I wanted cookies too.

very sensible of you ..

a post coitus cookie is a very smart choice compared to the dangerous and cliched cigarette.

Dude Guadalupe 10-18-2008 07:24 AM

Yeah, I'm always thinking ahead.

Or is it "of head"? I dunno

novakru 10-18-2008 07:57 AM

Dustin sweetie?
Do you have a brother?

urgeok2 10-18-2008 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by novakru (Post 744163)
Dustin sweetie?
Do you have a brother?


do you have a single sister ? :D

Dude Guadalupe 10-18-2008 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by novakru (Post 744163)
Dustin sweetie?
Do you have a brother?

Yeah, he's 20 now. About 350lbs, and won't move from my mom's couch.

massacre man 10-18-2008 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dude Guadalupe (Post 744170)
Yeah, he's 20 now. About 350lbs, and won't move from my mom's couch.

...Jackpot!

urgeok2 10-18-2008 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dude Guadalupe (Post 744170)
Yeah, he's 20 now. About 350lbs, and won't move from my mom's couch.


i'm in love ! any pictures ?

Dude Guadalupe 10-18-2008 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 744178)
i'm in love ! any pictures ?

All this can be yours, he'll go with whoever feeds him.
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r...oomnipples.jpg

novakru 10-18-2008 08:06 AM

------


Lmao

urgeok2 10-18-2008 08:12 AM

my eyes !! my eyes !!

dear god my eyes !!!

newb 10-18-2008 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dude Guadalupe (Post 744182)
All this can be yours, he'll go with whoever feeds him.
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r...oomnipples.jpg

perhaps you should have baked him low-fat chocolate chip cookies.

bloodrayne 10-18-2008 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 744189)
my eyes !! my eyes !!

dear god my eyes !!!

BWAHAHA

3...And that one was out loud...Made Dustin jump...lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by newb (Post 744190)
perhaps you should have baked him low-fat chocolate chip cookies.

:D...Then he would just eat 50 of them :D

Dude Guadalupe 10-18-2008 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newb (Post 744190)
perhaps you should have baked him low-fat chocolate chip cookies.

Shit. That kid used to eat butter strait from country crock tub.

newb 10-18-2008 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloodrayne (Post 744191)
BWAHAHA

3...And that one was out loud...Made Dustin jump...lol

OH COME ON.....That wasn't worthy of a "BWAHAHA"...especially not a capitalized one,:mad:

bloodrayne 10-18-2008 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newb (Post 744195)
OH COME ON.....That wasn't worthy of a "BWAHAHA"...especially not a capitalized one,:mad:

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Okay...You won this round

Dustin laughed out loud with me :D


OMG...You guys are making my cheeks hurt...For real

newb 10-18-2008 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloodrayne (Post 744197)
BWAHAHAHAHA!

Okay...You won this round

Dustin laughed out loud with me :D


OMG...You guys are making my cheeks hurt...For real

YES........A twofer.

on that note I have to be off for a while....doing Saturday type chores...catch ya in a while.

novakru 10-18-2008 08:21 AM

Saturday coffee and a laugh, what could be better?

I am in a horror forum laughing my ass off and there's noplace I'd rather be.
I am a truly fucked up individual.

I love you guys and you're welcome for coffee here anytime, espeically V since I am going to be divorced in the near future;)

bloodrayne 10-18-2008 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newb (Post 744199)
YES........A twofer.

on that note I have to be off for a while....doing Saturday type chores...catch ya in a while.

Take care :)

Thanks for the sore face :p

Dude Guadalupe 10-18-2008 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by novakru (Post 744200)
, espeically V since I am going to be divorced in the near future;)

What about my brother up there? That's prime.....cut..........something.

bloodrayne 10-18-2008 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by novakru (Post 744200)
Saturday coffee and a laugh, what could be better?

I am in a horror forum laughing my ass off and there's noplace I'd rather be.
I am a truly fucked up individual.

I love you guys and you're welcome for coffee here anytime, espeically V since I am going to be divorced in the near future;)

HA!...V's married...BUT

Josh is available (Not because no one wants him or anything...I swear) :D

novakru 10-18-2008 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloodrayne (Post 744204)
HA!...V's married...BUT

Josh is available (Not because no one wants him or anything...I swear) :D

Married.
Oh shit, I would have never said a word if I knew that.
So, so sorry V!


Josh huh?

Who's he?

pinkfloyd45769 10-18-2008 08:29 AM

Hey Nova,lets go guy hunting;)
Happy sweetest day N;)


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