You are standing in a darkened room...
 

You are standing in a darkened room, your back to a window, a fire escape outside. The door you had secured as best you could with such little time and forewarning gives way under the force of the undead outside it pressing ever forward, banging, clawing, biting their way forward. Ever forward.

You look left, a hand gun with two clips both full sits on the coffee table. On your right an axe, clearly belonging to a fireman who either lived here or who also too kup refuge here for a time before you did to escape the zombie horde.

It is clear the zombies will get you unless you do something, too many to shoot, too many to hack apart. You do not even have time to gather both weapons.

Which do you grab before making your way out to the fire escape, and why?

I d grab a pack of peppermints from the corner table.

You know, kill em all with my bad breath first...then pop some in so that I dont die of it myself.

Try colgate ;)

How do you know the ax didn't belong to a lumberjack?

Didnt work. They refunded my money back, too.

Do you eat shit?

How did you know?! :eek:

I didnt know I was just asking so that means you eat shit.

No, no...such a question cannot come so randomly.

You KNEW it!! Someone's letting my secrets out!! :eek:


(looking around for hidden cameras in room)

So you eat it in your room.

WHOA!

They are onto meeeeeee...HELPPPPPPPP!!!


:confused:

:eek:

:D

*Shit eating grin*

A-HA!

So...it was YOU! :mad:


***grabbing bucketful of shit and going over to Posh's***

i'd grab the gun and shoot all the people eating shit.

and the people who arent.

Well it *would* be me, duh.



@Urge- That's such an ARIES thing to do ;)

***paints own self white, and merges into Urge's house wall***

Not if I shoot you first.

I'd shoot YOU, because Urge would be far more entertaining in this situation than you.

This would make a killer flick.

Zombies. Shit eating. Shit shooting. Hidden cameras. Betrayals. Deep dark secrets. Camouflage. Gun shooting.

Wow...!

And me.... Playing guitar while everyone fights.

And the lone Desperado.

Someone call Tarantino, or Romero. :D

And me smashing the guitar.

sounds like the average german film..

"hanz, der sheizen !! eaten eaten !"

Salo: 120 Days of Sodom meets Night of the Living Dead.

Immediate classic in my book! :cool:

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No I started the thread.

I would take the guns... then try to figure out how I "too kup", and how the lumberjack fireman did it too.

Does that mean "eat shit"?

Because "eat shit refuge" doesnt make much sense...

Intercepted.


Posh, V, Vodstok, and Urge become sacred shit eating Muse's and now own every thread ever. Well. V sorta did before. But now it's different. Happiness.

well this thread went down the shitter :rolleyes: