Question for/about newb
 

in the "Who's online" thing at the bottom, why the hell does newb's name show up like this:

newb+

???:confused:


It has been bugging me for a long time now...

he's the new and improved Newb.


50% more Newb in every box.






it doesnt appear like that for me.

You have him added to your buddy list

which we know really means - secret lover list


i guess that means Urgeok+ appears in hammerfans screen :D

Weird....

i wonder if anyone else gets that...

rofl Urge...:D


You have Newb added to your friends' list, Vod. Uncheck him in your User CP settings and that + sign will be gone.

You get that when you become a millineatarian. He's just the first; you'll see more after urges birthday.

I must have added him like 4 years ago, ididnt even remember that feature existed :D

Yes, it does :D

After my Colonoscopy last week, I AM "New & Improved.:D

well....a little lighter on my feet anyway.


too much info........sorry:o

shit....our secret is out....I JUST CAN'T QUIT HIM

hey kids, look what the cam dragged out !!

Come on now. This is supposed to be a Q&A session with newb, not a patty cake party (although Jessica Rabbit is hot)

Question 1.) When you hid the Dead Sea Scrolls in those caves, did you think they'd ever be found?

oops...buzzer just went off....I'm outta here for now...WEEKEND STARTS:D

wooo hoooo !


how much baby oil should i pick up for the weekend ?

Four barrels. Enough for a greased rhino race, which I'm assuming was the intent. If the rhinos ain't slippery they don't run right.

They havent yet started the Weekend Junkyard Sale of all the stuff which came outta Newb's (Ahem!) "tunnel".

You might be very surprised at some of the items on display there...

Check this out - One of em is Marlon Brando's lost can of butter which found use in "Last Tango in Paris".

Such as this Ming Dynasty vase.

http://www.momist.com/uploaded_images/file-759686.jpg

Also a book which was presumed lost somewhere during the 6th Century...


http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o.../kamasutra.jpg


On sale for 25 cents. Pack of condoms free, for the first buyer.

I guess I never realized that the contents of newbs anus were such a commodity.

Got the formula for successful cold fusion up there, mate?

Yeah, but no one wants it, its covered in poop and ky, and there are some dead gerbils stuck to it.

Maybe we can send in reconossaince team and find Bloodrayne.

Doctor #1: Hello....

Doctor #2: I see... a woman.

Doctor #1: Shall we extract?

Doctor #2: It's a precarious predicament. We must be careful, otherwise we'll kill them both.

Doctor #1: I'm confident. All the tract needs is a little Dustin', and the extraction should go smoothly.

Doctor #2: Boo-Urns.





That was really lame. My apologies to all horror fans who read this post.