Come put me out of my misery....
 

Seriously, somebody come shoot me in the face or something. I fucking hate having the flu and bronchitis. I'm stuck on a diet of dry toast, crackers, and ginger ale because I can't keep anything down. my chest is constantly burning and my throat is almost closed up on me from all the coughing. not to mention my head is fucking poudning...so please somebody just come put me out of my misery.

'if i had a hammer, i'd hammer in the morning'

the way i'd kill you would have to be,......stab you in the chest till the knife goes through into your bed.

Sounds good to me, when can I expect you?

as soon as i find out where you live.

OK let me pm you....but in all seriousness, im going to bed.... before 11, which is fucking insane for me

Edit: ok is coughing up hunks of coagulated blood and actual blood reason enough to go to the hospital? I mean it could just be that I have a bleeding scratch in my throat thats draining into my lungs. But yeah, I think im gonna go to the hospital just incase.

How 'bout instead I play nurse? It'll be so much more pleasant... And I won't draw too much blood...

Jason already did that.





Hm....I would put a grenade in your subway sandwhich.....then stab with a balloon.Cause.....yeah.....what?

Go to the hospital.

Anyone eating shit like Scumway deserves to die.

But yeh coughing up blood should constitute a hospital trip if it ain't gonna cost you to much

LOL!



Yeah,but seriously go to the hospital dude.But prepare to get a needle in the but...

so yeah, I get to the hospital. wait three hours, get a whole shitload of tests done to me, then the doctor looks at my throat, and sees an "abrasion". then send me home TWO HOURS LATER, with a cough syrup, an inhaler, and antibiotics subscriptions. And having no insurance, and being basicly poor, I owe the hospital a shit load of money. I get home at about 3-4am and my chest was hurting so bad, all I could do was lay there and nod in and out for 4 hours. so then, I get up at about 9, and eat some soup at about 11, then while im in the shower i get a coughing fit so bad that I lose everything i just ate. All in all, its a great fucking day :mad:


But thank you everybody for your concern.

Will you wear a skimpy nurses outfit? That would make me feel much better

too bad none of those medicines will work, you have the bird flu frend.

no they just said I have the flu and bronchitis... are you trying to scare me or something? I mean isn't the bird flu deadly? and wouldn't they keep me in the hospital for that?

broncitus,lol......they told me that shit too, and thats because i went to the hospital with a broken arm...the hospitals dont know what there doing, sometimes i think there the cause for people getting more sick....write a will, the avian bird flu is deadly.

Jesus... thank you for making me feel SO much better... Im going to bed, maybe I'll day and get put out of my misery.

isnt that the concept of this thread? anyway, lets hope.




dying in your sleep seems the least painfull.

Dude... Whiskey two shots, honey, lemon and hot tea. Mix together (after the tea has cooled a little. Throw it back. It'll open you up and make you sleep for a while. Or you can skip the tea, but the heat from the tea is very soothing.

Yeah the tea sounds nice, the whiskey though... with my throat having "abbrasions" might not be such a good idea. Anyways if I had some whiskey I would try it, so I'll just go for the tea and honey and lemon. Thanks for your concern though.

i had a similar flu - the sore throat wasn't just 'generally sore' but had a serious sore that was so bad that when i turned over in bed it would 'hurt' the abrasion and wake me up.

it went away after a couple of weeks

thats awesome.... seeing as I can't get more than half an hours sleep at a time...

If you've got an Indian restaurant in town, go get yourself some masala tea. That shit has magical properties, plus it's the best shit in the world.

Have to try Masala tea.... been digging Indian food latley.

Yeah, There is an Indian restaurant not half an hour away. I'll check it out, so A little update on how freaking sick I am, I finally got to sleep for a few hours, until I woke up choking on mucus, then, after a few seconds of not being able to unblock it, and panicking, which made it feel like a good few minutes, I got it unblocked. so now i'm afraid to fall asleep, not to mention that my voice is entirely shot, and now if i try to say anything it comes out as a hoarse whisper. Oh yeah, and I can't keep anything down. so i've been pretty much starving myself all day, while being sleep deprived, if I start hallucinating that the easter bunny is coming after me, you know why.