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Have you ever..............
Smoked a Joint?? Fucked in an Elevator?? Lied to your boss to get out of work?? Changed The price tag on somthing you wanted?? Or what ever.
Spill it!!! :D ;) |
yes,no,yes,no
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The Job
i remember running into a clothing store when i was sixteen , snatching two pairs of expensive skating pants and running out. the weird thing is no one was at the cash register for some reason.....so after running around the corner where my freind was waiting, i toss him a pair and we run to a side of a shed behind the store and i change my clothes(really just pants)..with our newley aquired clothing we walked casually through a neighborhood street when a cop pulls in a driveway infront of us. i thought we were busted and was headed to a juvenile detention center, but he just reversed and took off...we were like ..SHIT! we ran to a school and climbed onto the roof, where we hid the new loot under the pants we were wearing so that when we walked to his house nobody would see us carrying anything, and so his mother wouldnt question where we got the jeans from....those were the good ol days....i loved those pants, they were some cool as skating jeans.
yes i smoked a joint, and lied to a boss. i cant stay still and i got fired. |
i confess. . . i have flung pooh at small children for no good reason
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I stole the hub caps off of a cop car while the deputies were in a diner eating once...does that count?
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Have you ever poured wine over ice cream? Have you ever walked up to the cash register and paid for the store sample of something already put together rather than buy the box with the parts you have to put together? :) The Countess :) |
I've smoked a joint,I've never had sex in a elevator,I've have lied to get out fo work and yes I did change the price tag on something.and yes I have bought the floor model to avoid putting something together.
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Any more spilling and I mighta need to get my chainsaw out. |
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Thanks for your input!! I Think I have done th worst. Not sure I should tell!! :eek: |
Yes, yes, yes and no.
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Yes, not to "completion" (that happened later), yes, yes, whatever is too vague. :p |
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... I've had sex on an airplane, sex in a car, sex on the beach, sex on a tennis court, sex while his parents were in the next bed, sex in a public park in broad daylight, sex in a high school stair well, sex in the ocean, sex in a lake, sex on poison ivy, and sex on a coach bus. And most of that was in high school. :rolleyes: |
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do tell . . . inquiring minds want to know!
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I didn't masturbate until I was 19. 19. Yes, I had been sexually active, but had never indulged in... myself. It was the summer after freshman year in college. And when I started, I couldn't stop. I was a compulsive masturbator my entire sophomore year in college, so much so that I couldn't fall asleep without taking care of business. AND I was sleeping on the top bunk. Ohhhhhhhh my poor roommate. :o |
making up for lost time eh? . . . ok. . . continue .. .
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Your turn. ;)
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i fling pooh - not really for sexual pleasure or even to irritate people . . .to be totally honest, we monkeys fling our pooh mainly just to get it away from us (its awfully stinky!0
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I think you can do better than that. :p
... I like the idea of an HDC Confession thread. It's the internet. It's anonymous (mostly). Confess. Wildfire, I think you should change the name of this thread. "Have You Ever" is too indicative of the "Guilty or not guilty" game. Let's just call it what it is: HDC Confession. Confess, my friends, confess. |
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Under a tree while raining, in a church (erm!), staircase of a parking-lot, etc. I am a bit wild when my hormones are raging.:o |
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The first time I got drunk (age 16 - junior year in high school on a pint of vodka), I puked all over a church floor, but no sex unfortunately. And that was probably for the best at the time. |
[QUOTE=ChronoGrl;671449]I think you can do better than that. :p
... I like the idea of an HDC Confession thread. It's the internet. It's anonymous (mostly). Confess. Wildfire, I think you should change the name of this thread. "Have You Ever" is too indicative of the "Guilty or not guilty" game. Let's just call it what it is: HDC Confession. Confess, my friends, confess.[/QUOTE I'm Drunk right now so i should probley keep my mouth shut but i can't...... speaking of masterbating I do it till my heart is cumming out of my chest and i feel like i am going to pass out!! |
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ummmm...........jesus says not to touch your own dinky......so I don't.
but Jesus wasn't married for 25 years.:D |
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She doesn't mind seeing as he can't get anymore blind or hairy :)
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I ain't admitting to nothing I don't have to.
I will say that it's funny how this thread was supposed to be about daring or risque behaviour and it turned into the up all night masturbation station. |
Hahahaha
This thread is funny. Continue |
my story was the best, and it doesnt have any masterbating.
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Well now I'm sober and i can't belive my last entry. Never go online when your drunk. WTF!!
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And yet you haven't changed it, you show-off. ;) |
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Ok you got me!!! ;) |
My sex life was pretty dull.
I smeked the Bible. We didn't have any rolling papers so we used Revelations... the bit with the four horsemen. It worked. I was sactified by the purity of the logos and the logos was with the Pot. I know that I got really really stoned. Can't remember most of the day. This is sweet and cute and oh so HDC. The first time I ever lit up was in a really old graveyard. Now, the really bad shit, I'm just not ready. |
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