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wildfire 03-07-2008 07:24 AM

Have you ever..............
 
Smoked a Joint?? Fucked in an Elevator?? Lied to your boss to get out of work?? Changed The price tag on somthing you wanted?? Or what ever.

Spill it!!! :D ;)

newb 03-07-2008 07:47 AM

yes,no,yes,no

bloody_ribcut 03-07-2008 07:50 AM

The Job
 
i remember running into a clothing store when i was sixteen , snatching two pairs of expensive skating pants and running out. the weird thing is no one was at the cash register for some reason.....so after running around the corner where my freind was waiting, i toss him a pair and we run to a side of a shed behind the store and i change my clothes(really just pants)..with our newley aquired clothing we walked casually through a neighborhood street when a cop pulls in a driveway infront of us. i thought we were busted and was headed to a juvenile detention center, but he just reversed and took off...we were like ..SHIT! we ran to a school and climbed onto the roof, where we hid the new loot under the pants we were wearing so that when we walked to his house nobody would see us carrying anything, and so his mother wouldnt question where we got the jeans from....those were the good ol days....i loved those pants, they were some cool as skating jeans.

yes i smoked a joint, and lied to a boss. i cant stay still and i got fired.

Zero 03-07-2008 12:33 PM

i confess. . . i have flung pooh at small children for no good reason

DarkWanderer 03-07-2008 10:59 PM

I stole the hub caps off of a cop car while the deputies were in a diner eating once...does that count?

fortunato 03-07-2008 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zero (Post 671033)
i confess. . . i have flung pooh at small children for no good reason

the real question is did you enjoy it?

Marya Zaleska 03-08-2008 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wildfire (Post 670975)
Smoked a Joint?? Fucked in an Elevator?? Lied to your boss to get out of work?? Changed The price tag on somthing you wanted?? Or what ever.

Spill it!!! :D ;)

No, No, Yes, No!

Have you ever poured wine over ice cream?

Have you ever walked up to the cash register and paid for the store sample of something already put together rather than buy the box with the parts you have to put together?

:) The Countess :)

Freak 03-08-2008 09:52 AM

I've smoked a joint,I've never had sex in a elevator,I've have lied to get out fo work and yes I did change the price tag on something.and yes I have bought the floor model to avoid putting something together.

_____V_____ 03-08-2008 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wildfire (Post 670975)
Smoked a Joint?? Fucked in an Elevator?? Lied to your boss to get out of work?? Changed The price tag on somthing you wanted?? Or what ever.

Spill it!!! :D ;)

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Any more spilling and I mighta need to get my chainsaw out.

Zero 03-08-2008 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fortunato (Post 671197)
the real question is did you enjoy it?

no - but oddly enough, they did

wildfire 03-08-2008 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 671282)
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Any more spilling and I mighta need to get my chainsaw out.


Thanks for your input!! I Think I have done th worst. Not sure I should tell!! :eek:

Psycom5k 03-08-2008 03:06 PM

Yes, yes, yes and no.

fortunato 03-08-2008 07:35 PM

yes/no/yes/no

monalisa 03-08-2008 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wildfire (Post 670975)
Smoked a Joint?? Fucked in an Elevator?? Lied to your boss to get out of work?? Changed The price tag on somthing you wanted?? Or what ever.

Spill it!!! :D ;)


Yes, not to "completion" (that happened later), yes, yes, whatever is too vague. :p

ChronoGrl 03-08-2008 09:50 PM

yes/no/yes/no

...

I've had sex on an airplane, sex in a car, sex on the beach, sex on a tennis court, sex while his parents were in the next bed, sex in a public park in broad daylight, sex in a high school stair well, sex in the ocean, sex in a lake, sex on poison ivy, and sex on a coach bus.

And most of that was in high school. :rolleyes:

monalisa 03-08-2008 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 671385)
yes/no/yes/no

...

I've had sex on an airplane, sex in a car, sex on the beach, sex on a tennis court, sex while his parents were in the next bed, sex in a public park in broad daylight, sex in a high school stair well, sex in the ocean, sex in a lake, sex on poison ivy, and sex on a coach bus.

And most of that was in high school. :rolleyes:

ah, the younger years, when we were all more adventurous...not to mention younger and cuter. :p :D :(

ChronoGrl 03-09-2008 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monalisa (Post 671386)
ah, the younger years, when we were all more adventurous...not to mention younger and cuter. :p :D :(

Seriouly... Ahhh, young Chrono...

Zero 03-09-2008 06:33 AM

do tell . . . inquiring minds want to know!

ChronoGrl 03-09-2008 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zero (Post 671425)
do tell . . . inquiring minds want to know!

Well, since you asked...

I didn't masturbate until I was 19. 19. Yes, I had been sexually active, but had never indulged in... myself.

It was the summer after freshman year in college. And when I started, I couldn't stop.


I was a compulsive masturbator my entire sophomore year in college, so much so that I couldn't fall asleep without taking care of business.

AND I was sleeping on the top bunk.

Ohhhhhhhh my poor roommate. :o

Zero 03-09-2008 06:53 AM

making up for lost time eh? . . . ok. . . continue .. .

ChronoGrl 03-09-2008 06:57 AM

Your turn. ;)

Zero 03-09-2008 07:05 AM

i fling pooh - not really for sexual pleasure or even to irritate people . . .to be totally honest, we monkeys fling our pooh mainly just to get it away from us (its awfully stinky!0

ChronoGrl 03-09-2008 07:20 AM

I think you can do better than that. :p

...

I like the idea of an HDC Confession thread. It's the internet. It's anonymous (mostly).

Confess.

Wildfire, I think you should change the name of this thread. "Have You Ever" is too indicative of the "Guilty or not guilty" game. Let's just call it what it is:

HDC Confession.

Confess, my friends, confess.

_____V_____ 03-09-2008 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 671385)
I've had sex on an airplane, sex in a car, sex on the beach, sex on a tennis court, sex while his parents were in the next bed, sex in a public park in broad daylight, sex in a high school stair well, sex in the ocean, sex in a lake, sex on poison ivy, and sex on a coach bus.

Never knew someone else lived the life I was. Although I never did it in water (lake or ocean)...mine was more exotic in the locales.

Under a tree while raining, in a church (erm!), staircase of a parking-lot, etc. I am a bit wild when my hormones are raging.:o

ChronoGrl 03-09-2008 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 671513)
Never knew someone else lived the life I was. Although I never did it in water (lake or ocean)...mine was more exotic in the locales.

Under a tree while raining, in a church (erm!), staircase of a parking-lot, etc. I am a bit wild when my hormones are raging.:o

I never got to a church... I was always a little jealous that my ex had done the deed in a Masonic Temple. That's very very hot.

The first time I got drunk (age 16 - junior year in high school on a pint of vodka), I puked all over a church floor, but no sex unfortunately. And that was probably for the best at the time.

wildfire 03-09-2008 05:11 PM

[QUOTE=ChronoGrl;671449]I think you can do better than that. :p

...

I like the idea of an HDC Confession thread. It's the internet. It's anonymous (mostly).

Confess.

Wildfire, I think you should change the name of this thread. "Have You Ever" is too indicative of the "Guilty or not guilty" game. Let's just call it what it is:

HDC Confession.

Confess, my friends, confess.[/QUOTE

I'm Drunk right now so i should probley keep my mouth shut but i can't......
speaking of masterbating I do it till my heart is cumming out of my chest and i feel like i am going to pass out!!

ChronoGrl 03-09-2008 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wildfire (Post 671558)
I'm Drunk right now so i should probley keep my mouth shut but i can't......
speaking of masterbating I do it till my heart is cumming out of my chest and i feel like i am going to pass out!!

Is there any other way to do it? ;)

newb 03-09-2008 05:31 PM

ummmm...........jesus says not to touch your own dinky......so I don't.







but Jesus wasn't married for 25 years.:D

dewaholic 03-09-2008 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wildfire (Post 670975)
Smoked a Joint?? Fucked in an Elevator?? Lied to your boss to get out of work?? Changed The price tag on somthing you wanted?? Or what ever.

Spill it!!! :D ;)

Yes. No, but have thought about it. No. No, but just took it anyway.

_____V_____ 03-09-2008 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newb (Post 671562)
ummmm...........jesus says not to touch your own dinky......so I don't.

but Jesus wasn't married for 25 years.:D

And what does the wifey have to say about THAT?

Elvis_Christ 03-09-2008 07:17 PM

She doesn't mind seeing as he can't get anymore blind or hairy :)

X¤MurderDoll¤X 03-09-2008 08:48 PM

I ain't admitting to nothing I don't have to.

I will say that it's funny how this thread was supposed to be about daring or risque behaviour and it turned into the up all night masturbation station.

Angra 03-09-2008 09:21 PM

Hahahaha

This thread is funny.



Continue

bloody_ribcut 03-10-2008 03:50 AM

my story was the best, and it doesnt have any masterbating.

wildfire 03-10-2008 06:56 AM

Well now I'm sober and i can't belive my last entry. Never go online when your drunk. WTF!!

Angra 03-10-2008 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wildfire (Post 671668)
Well now I'm sober and i can't belive my last entry. Never go online when your drunk. WTF!!



And yet you haven't changed it, you show-off. ;)

wildfire 03-10-2008 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angra (Post 671673)
And yet you haven't changed it, you show-off. ;)


Ok you got me!!! ;)

Haunted 03-10-2008 11:34 AM

My sex life was pretty dull.

I smeked the Bible. We didn't have any rolling papers so we used Revelations... the bit with the four horsemen. It worked. I was sactified by the purity of the logos and the logos was with the Pot. I know that I got really really stoned. Can't remember most of the day.

This is sweet and cute and oh so HDC. The first time I ever lit up was in a really old graveyard.

Now, the really bad shit, I'm just not ready.


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