I am Vomit!
 

I had some pies sent over I ate half of them, so fuck it!

Fuck what?....... Nevermind

You shouldn't talk about pies and fucking in the same sentence. Sounds like a cliched movie. These are Australian pies though, right?

What kind of pies?

certain kinds turn you on more than others? ;)

Aren't apple pies the best for fucking?

Make mine........cherry:D

Would "chocolate pie" be code for doing a black chick or for anal? Either way, make mine chocolate.

No its actually something entirely different.... lets just say it involves a miniature pony, crisco, a midget, some bubbalicious bubble gum, 3 asian girls, 2 asian boys, 12 wooden spoons, each a different size, and a rubber band.

But hey, if thats what your into...

Oh, hell, I better get two chocolate pies, then.

Smart man...Cheesy song.

Damn, sorry about that, I'm all out of rubber bands, maybe you can get them somewhere else.

Yeah, Aussie meat pies, only they are made with soy protien instead of Kangaroo..

Uhhhhh, why are they called Meat pies? If its made with soy? Shouldn't they be called Hippie pies?

They aren't they are just called pies, they are just the vegie equivalent of the meat ones, comprndaie, ay?

I'll give you all cream pies. :)

Ok, I'll let vegimite slide, BUT GOD DAMNIT IF I'M GONNA LET YOU PUT VEGETABLES IN A PIE THATS NOT A CHICKEN POT PIE!!! Excuse me while I go find my shotgun and a plane ticket.









































































J/k Don't send the FBI after me!!! I'm not a terrorist!!!

all i know is homeland security is never gonna let aussie pies in this country

I honestly do not know how you americans eat fruit pies. Most people here like apple and mince (Not to be confused with mince meat. It's a long story, look it up.) but that's pretty much it. Chicken and mushroom, chicken and vegetable, mince beef and onion, steak and kidney etc.

pumpkin pie = very yummy!

I will agree with you on that wholeheartedly. There is nothing better than Pumpkin pie. I mean cmon, even if your stuffed from eating christmas or thanksgiving dinner, there is ALWAYS room for pumpkin pie.

Yeah I love pumpkin pie
 

I have it on Halloween .

Soybean v Quorn ? I prefer Quorn . Mycoprotein ... mmmm grown on rotting food waste ... delicious !

Pumpkin Pie is an aphrodesiac ;) It's true.

My aunt makes drunkin' pumpkin pie with rum that is really good.

remind me to invite you over for next thanksgiving --- baby

Sounds like somebody wants some pie :D

As if americans are the only people in the whole wide world who eat fruit pies. :rolleyes: Seems to me that you're the one who's missing out.

Well, we're not, but we do make the best ones.

Mhmm... sure... and you are ?

Your superior.

Maybe it is more to do with the rum than the pumpkin? :)

Do not question the pumpkin, for it is the meaning of life, especially in pie form.

True. Maybe not in the context you were going for, but true nonetheless.

banana cream pie - mmmmmmmm

No, but they seem to be most common in the USA. And I suppose it could be worse. You could know Father Christmas by some other crazy name!

I also missed off banoffee pie. That is nice.

i mis read that at first...

Roast Pumpkin is King!

No no, it's definitely YOUR and not YOU'RE.

Indubitably Watson.

Maybe the rum for me (or the idea of the rum since the alcohol does cook off) but pumpkin definately does it for guys. Google it.

so, pumpkin has an effect like chocolate, but only on us guys?

aparently asparagus does the trick as well. Too bad nobody touches it with a ten foot poll!

It makes your pee stink too

beetroot can turn your pee red!!!