Zombie Porn : Is it ethical ?
 

A relatively recent phenomenon is Zombie porn . Now I like to think of myself as quite liberal-minded, but surely this is wrong ?
The "models" only get paid in human flesh, they are made to do the most disgusting things and they have the mind of an imbecile . We wouldn't exploit mentally handicapped people in this way so just because they're undead they're fair game ?
People say "Oh yeah, but Zombies can dig it too"
Well, sorry, but the people next door are a nice Haitian couple and they tell me Zombies don't masturbate ... unless trained to do so .
So I think it's about time we all wrote letters of complaint to the various leaders of the world and let the porn industry know ...

Leave Necrophilia to INANIMATE corpses . Zombies have rights too !

meh......I think a more pressing issue in society today is Dwarf Tossing.

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these wee people still have thought and feelings.....unlike the zombies.Lets give them back the dignity they so rightly deserve.

Little people have it easy
 

They're not called Dwarves - the politically correct term is "The Little People Who Live Under the Mountains and Throw Axes at Each Other for Fun"
And they love the attention !

OK so they are discriminated against ... but IN A GOOD WAY !!! Whenever a normal-sized person sees a Dwarf they automatically in their mind go "Awww ! Look at da liddle man . In't he cute ! " and we treat them with the love and affection we normally bestow on pets and teddy-bears .

We don't generally think "Ugh ! A fucking Hobbit!" and spit on them .

Unless we're Elves.

There's Dwarf porn - you don't see them complaining about that !

No, Zombies are much more vulnerable and exploited .

I think there should be an undead union of some kind .

couldn't you think of a more funny way of being stupid? This is lame.

No I can't ! I'm too stupid to think of something that's funny and stupid .
 

Unfortunately I have a sense of humour which I have been developing over the last 27 years .

Since I was about 10.

And things I found funny at your age don't amuse me now .

So quit bitching - if you don't want to join in then eat your own intestines , film it, and send me the footage - I'll laugh my f***ing HORNS off !!!

Aw well look at you go. That was a bit more amusing. Congratulations.

Being patronised by a teenager ! WTF ???
 

In my day that was a birching offense . A trip down to the headmaster's office and he'd pull your pants down and whip your bumfluffed behind until ... but that's all changed now .

Like that kid who wore a Pepsi T-shirt on CocaCola day at school - all they did was suspend him for a day !
He'd have been flogged publicly in Saudi Arabia for that .

Or the one that wore a "Say No To War" T-shirt in a mall and was thrown out !
Shoot the pansy hippy yellow-tailed rat-bastard !

They have it too easy these days . We need a good war to sort them all out . I say , let's take Iran, Syria and North Korea down ALL IN ONE WEEK !

That would give the kidz something to do... "here fly this and blow the shit out of anything you see ! You did your basic training on the Playstation ."

Hmmm, good plan. good comments too. You're popular.

Ooooh you're so cooool ! Can I join your group ?
 

Popularity ? Who cares as long as we entertain the masses . We love badness more than goodness .

I'd rather have lots of free advertising from offending my critics than a few wishy-washy reviews . Bill Hicks knew the score - the sicker and more offensive his material, the more his fans loved him and his critics hated him .The same with Lenny Bruce :

Lenny was arrested in 1961 for saying "cocksucker" on stage .
The sergeant wanted to have a word with him ...
"I took exception. I took offense" Sgt Solden exclaimed. "We've tried to elevate this street . I'm offended because you broke the law. I mean it . I can't see any right, any way you can break this word down, our society is not geared to it ."
Lenny replied " You break it down by talking about it...How about a word like 'clap' ?"
"Well, 'clap' is a better word than 'cocksucker'"
"Not if you get clap from a cocksucker" Lenny countered.

Now THAT'S COMEDY !

You think Zombie porn is bad but I personally LOVE it! Flesh sloughing off while two bodies collide clumsily together accomplishing nothing really but looking damn funny doing it. It's better than Two Zombies and a Cup or Two Zombies One Finger that's for sure! Welcome to the HDC, but really... why shouldn't we exploit the metnally handicapped in the same way?

Happy Birthday
 

So you woke up in a bad mood ?

Did you get the Chainsaw with the Skull engraved on it ?

Happy Birthday anyway, kid . Good luck.

Probabaly not the best first thread to make and probably not a good idea to pick a fight with one of our frequent posters. But anyway, I'd have to say this thread has no meaning and is in the wrong part of the forum.

At least he's not cluttering up the general forum with it... I think it's a good, if irreverent way for him to introduce himself. Unless he's a she. Don't get all pissy, if you see something you don't like then just don't respond. Anyway, at least it's sparked some action around here. :)

Hmmm, I actually like the guy. Even if he is a bit abbrasive. I say welcome to the forums, and be careful otherwise you could get banned, I hear that the rules have become pretty strict recently.

Cheers
 

There isn't a section on comedy here . I think comedy is an important part of any drama . It relieves built up tension, and can make a point in a digestible way .

In the '60's protest songs about vietnam were all the rage . And the general populace were bored with heartfelt anti-war songs on folk guitar .
My favourite, and many others' was Country Joe and the Fish with the going-to-die ragtime classic :
" And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me I don't give a damn ,
Next stop is Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates ,
Ain't got time to reason why ,
Whoopie we're all gonna die !"

People bought it because it made them laugh . It's sardonic, knowing black humour made the point without depressing them .

Well, you can't get much darker than horror.
Well I hope I've made my point without depressing you.
"What is this thing called suicide ?
I pulled the trigger then I died ,
Why did I do it I dunno ,
But what a f***in' way to go ...
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh ...

What a blast now ,
Is it dangerous ?
In the past now ,
Pretty brainless ..."

Smells Like Fresh Cordite - Nevermind (eh ?) / Bleach (is what they used to clean the floor)

We are VERY serious here on this forum.....no place for laughter.


if its "yuks" you want....go to ....um........haha.com...or something funny like that....I don't know.....maybe giggle.com......how about funny.com....yeah........thats the one.

Ha Ha Ha HA Ha Ha Ha
 

Really ? What, you're all Goths and Emo's here are you ? Will a smile crack your make-up ?

MOST movies have a comedic moment now and again ... from the funny one-liner to zany satire there is LOTS of room for comedy !!!

Horror is the same as any other genre ... it's just a little more extreme than some .

And you can use a movie or story to put across bigger points than you could in a convoluted script . Through analogy, satire, imagery etc

Night of the Living Dead - deals with issues of civil unrest, ineptitude of army, ie social commentary .
Dawn of the Dead - Compares zombies with mindless consumers in shopping malls.
Scream - knowing in-jokes about the slasher genre
Texas Chainsaw Massace - touches subject of human meat . Abbattoir to cannibalism not such a big jump (?)

Are you speaking for everyone or just you n your ego, Newb ? Tell me a joke . Ha Ha Ha ! You're funny !

Cheesy nOOb threads : Are they stupid? :rolleyes:

Explain please, sir !
 

Is it the threads or the newbs that are up for the intelligence test ? Sign me up for it , I got thumbs !

Newb is a HDC Vet.......You are a nOOb.
Check the spelling, Numbnuts. :)

Yeah it was the spelling that confused me
 

Not the ambiguous comment that had no substance .

Can a thread be "stupid" ?

It depends on the intention of the writer .

I don't think my thread was stupid or cheesy , so I guess we disagree .

But if you're gonna be a critic, make some sense . Maybe a paragraph or two ? If you can't spell the big words use spellcheck

Don't be so damn uptight. Does it matter if some people don't like your thread? I'd like to see you stick around but you'll need a second coat of skin if it's to be thick enough to get along here.

Hmmmmm.....everybody here who has won the "funniest member" award here at HDC for two years in a row, please raise your hand.................well......I don't see any hands raised....and I'm typing with one hand....why you ask.....thats right!


so its a joke you want


As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

gotta love "cut & paste":D

If you're arguing semantics, then no, but if you start the thread, then yes.

Your intention was to sound clever, and you're NOT!!!
And yes, we definitly disagree.

Why would I waste my time writing a paragraph over you? You're just a smart ass nOOb that loves gay Zombie porn. :rolleyes:

Hmmmm. Please elaborate for me, the concept of sarcasm making somebody a goth/emo. You need to loosen up. Newb was just being himself and making a joke. He was being sarcastic. And look, when you've made a thread on a forum that's getting negative replies and you're a noob, you don't go around insulting regular posters and being are smart arse. I might as well clear up a few things for you.

- Threads like this don't go in the new members lounge. They go in the General forum. The word general kinda gives it away as a place where the stuff that doesn't fit in anywhere else goes.

- Noobs don't insult Vet Posters and act like they are better than anyone else.

- Threads can be stupid, as you have proved.


Any questions?

Ha ha nice one, Newb
 

If you think my intention was to sound clever, then you are wrong, ElDildo,
my intention was market research.
I intend to make zombie porn.
OK I let the cat out of the bag.
But first I put the bag in the box with Schroedinger's cat and Pavlov's dog, and let them fight it out.
There is an equation that determines the results......

I looked for "Zombie Porn" the other night and found nothing .
Methinks there is a market .

SC1 : Int

MARY is having a shower . The doorbell rings .She gets out, puts on skilpy dressing gown. She goes to the front door.

MARY : Hello ?

ZOMBIE REPAIRMAN : Pussy !

MARY : Is that the TV repairman ?

She opens the door . Sees Zombie and slams door in his face .

MARY : I'm not letting you in ! You're a Zombie - you'll eat my brains !

ZOMBIE : No I won't ...

MARY : You don't eat brains ? What do you eat ?

ZOMBIE : PUSSY !!!!!

MARY : Oh .... come in . You want me to put relish on it ?

Nor sure if this sickfish is a regular under an assumed name or just a newbie......but a good sense of humor is always welcome here.

You didn't look hard enough,I'm afraid some other enterprising individuals have beaten you to it ....

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Never mind.:p

Damn !
 

I guess I'll jus' have to compete !

Of course I would have the upper hand - mine would be real zombies .
With the right resurrection-like spell I'd have the porn-stars . Need to find out about embalming techniques ... and some kind of implant to keep the males hard...imagine how many orifices there are in a corpse that's missing bits and pieces ... mmm.

I could even use famous names ...

See Elvis Fuck Marilyn Monroe

"Oh, Elvis you are the KING !!!"
"Thankyuverrmuch, Norma Jean . Could you jus' skoot over a lil honey - you're steppin' on ma blue suede shoes"

Jim Morrison Bangs Janice Joplin and Grace Slick

"Your ballroom days ain't over "
"Awww awww awww!"
"Just remember what the dormouse said ... "
"Give me head ?"

Well, maybe not .

But you could have some kind of scenario where two zombies are screwing a girl and eating her at the same time . Dicks with maggots on them . Skull-fucking ? Skeleton-fucking ??? The possibilities are endless !

Any hot chicks out there want to get down and dirty with a decomposing dick ?

Send references and pics to :

[email protected]

Damn !
 

The above e-mail address doesn't exist ... yet ha ha

i prefer monkey porn -

poo flying everywhere

And oh my god the mushed up bananas. I'm er...sorry. I got a bit over exited.

zombie monkey porn ?
 

then there's the AIDS thing - those damn monkeys killed John Holmes !

But if you created a super-virus ... AIDS that makes you die quick, then resurrect horny as hell ! Infecting everything you fuck ?

Gives a whole new meaning to "Planet of the Apes"

Yup.

Either that or he's a writer on all kinds of drugs.


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Drugs ?!?
 

I'll have you know I don't do drugs ... well, apart from Caffeine.
And nicotine.
Add adrenaline, dopamine, GABA, Phenylananine, Sugar, seratonin, Di-Methyl Tryptamine (for dreaming) ,

And I suppose I do inhale fuel quite a lot ...
Benzine, Butane, Propane , Methane , Naptha,

But DON'T WE ALL ?

I'm not a clone, I've been here less than a month , so you can stop the speculation . Just haven't had a computer for a while . Times are hard when you sell manure for a living . And your love-life suffers , but it's a trade .

I am a writer of sorts ... nothing published as yet .

I want my work to get noticed , not me . Fame is an ego thing and has barbed clauses . Privacy for one thing .

That's pretty much it . What you see is what you get .

Some people don't like that . I can live with that .

"If you're new to Horror.com and you want to introduce yourself , check in here ."
That's what it said on the packet . Well I think I've done that .

Now I think it's time for that spliff....whoops!

Has anybody ever told you that you talk a lot?