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Horror Haikus
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5 syllables 7 syllables 5 syllables Cleaver, tourniquet, syringe, scalpel, ice pick, awl... Blood is hard to clean. ... Your turn. |
I'm far too lazy
to make this about horror. Count my syllables! |
hee hee... Nice one... :p
Looking at the moon muscles tearing through my clothes O, the night is young. |
How else would a zombie express himself? I give you ZOMBIE HAIKUS
Slow, stiff and shuffling Nothing works like it used to My nose just fell off Squinting in the sun Moans and groans replace all words Who was I before? Sensations recede Only hunger pains remain Must eat brains…brains…brains Wishing I could sleep As the bullets rip my flesh Never asked for this |
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a compliment from MD...I'll savor this;) |
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Let's see if I can think of one... maybe I'm just too tired though.
Beating in my chest My heart pounds relentlessly Don't let him find me |
Rod and Des... Those were awesome...
Clawing through the earth hand over hand over hand - Moon sees my rebirth. |
Tapping on chamber door,
Seeming solemn and evil galore, The Raven - "Nevermore"! Edgar |
Here's five syllables,
now here's seven syllables, uh...something scary. |
Eating brains and guts
Insides always fill me up shot to the head, dead |
Very interesting concept. I am sure one of our esteemed members can conjure up some really novel haikus.
Wherefore art thou, my dearest Marley?;) |
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on this blustery day I'll give it a shot though haikus aren't my forte Lets do for werewolfs what Rod did for the zombie lets see if I understand 5,7,5 is the key The Darkness is here I feel myself change within taste for blood wanting In control no more Ripping flesh with my new teeth limbs scattered about Screams shatter the night the full moon lights the carnage I feel so alive Wake without a clue What happened to my garments I'm covered in blood Will I sleep tonight Will nightmares overtake me I'm losing my mind |
THANKS ALOT Marley, now who is going to try and follow that piece of excellence??:mad:
You, great poet, you:mad: damn |
I'll give it a go...
just give me a minute... |
Vampires
Blood sucking leeches drink all our virgins souls now sleep for the nighttime morning will pass them in their own tombs they sleep now the day will turn grey night becomes again another virgin weeps blood taken to the night Her mercy will arise revenge she will seek on the blood wrenched mortal being |
I'm quite impressed with everyone's efforts. Lovely writing all!
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not having a head
makes it hard to drink coffee or anything else. |
very talented
group of posters we have here on this horror site |
Something's wrong with me
It's cold and I cannot see Somebody help me |
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http://www.independentliving.com/images/659120.jpg :D |
A coat and glasses
What a novel idea Get them to me now |
Friday the 13th
Sex, blood, teenagers gruesome mass killings at camp mumy, mumy, day |
Army of Darkness
This is my boomstick Small, evil versions of me Thank you for shopping Alternate Ending This is my boomstick Small, evil versions of me Woke up much too late |
Saw
Written by a guy used to do shity movie reviews on morning T.V http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoONInQW3NQ |
Saw IV
Jigsaw is dead now Another wicked puzzle Already started --------------------------------- Something compels me This feeling inside of me There's no fighting it |
An American Werewolf in London
Don't stick to the path and you will be ripped apart but left in torment |
Is this a Haiku off?
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No! Of COURSE not!
I like the movie themes... Army of Darkness... I gotta get home I never really loved you... Pillowtalk, baby. Edit (Addition): From Dusk Til Dawn... A hole in my hand sweet champagne vamp foot fetish apple pie pussy. |
Used to Be Cheeba
Now I am phalanx instead. Need to scratch my balls. |
Hostel
Tie him to the chair Slit the Achilles tendon And then watch him crawl... |
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What about you, V? ... What I most remember about the original Saw... Gritty direction Cary Elwes bad accent Sawing off his foot |
Just to keep the thread from disappearing...
Head spinning around Christ’s power compels you Projectile vomit |
Good exorcist reference...
Tonguing my canines relishing the taste of blood snug in my coffin. |
A second face smiles
Under your illgotten mask Some just have a skull. |
When the new kings come
There will be no need for "I" One hungry self spits bones. |
one two three four five
one two three four five six se ven one two three four. At the midnight hour from her cold sleep she awakes Two feast on my blood |
Friday afternoon
waiting to get out of work... Now it's gin o'clock. |
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I swear I thought the second line was going to break the rules and just say "she cried more, more, more". |
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