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ChronoGrl 11-12-2007 03:44 PM

Horror Haikus
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ogrl/haiku.gif

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables


Cleaver, tourniquet,
syringe, scalpel, ice pick, awl...
Blood is hard to clean.





...

Your turn.

missmacabre 11-12-2007 03:49 PM

I'm far too lazy
to make this about horror.
Count my syllables!

ChronoGrl 11-12-2007 04:05 PM

hee hee... Nice one... :p


Looking at the moon
muscles tearing through my clothes
O, the night is young.

Roderick Usher 11-12-2007 04:44 PM

How else would a zombie express himself? I give you ZOMBIE HAIKUS

Slow, stiff and shuffling
Nothing works like it used to
My nose just fell off



Squinting in the sun
Moans and groans replace all words
Who was I before?



Sensations recede
Only hunger pains remain
Must eat brains…brains…brains



Wishing I could sleep
As the bullets rip my flesh
Never asked for this

X¤MurderDoll¤X 11-12-2007 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roderick Usher (Post 646751)
Squinting in the sun
Moans and groans replace all words
Who was I before?

that's good.

Roderick Usher 11-12-2007 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 646753)
that's good.

thank you

a compliment from MD...I'll savor this;)

GorePhobia 11-12-2007 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roderick Usher (Post 646755)
thank you

a compliment from MD...I'll savor this;)

Every compliment she ever gives I love cause they are few and far between.

Despare 11-12-2007 08:46 PM

Let's see if I can think of one... maybe I'm just too tired though.


Beating in my chest
My heart pounds relentlessly
Don't let him find me

ChronoGrl 11-13-2007 05:20 AM

Rod and Des... Those were awesome...


Clawing through the earth
hand over hand over hand -
Moon sees my rebirth.

The_Raven 11-13-2007 08:27 AM

Tapping on chamber door,
Seeming solemn and evil galore,
The Raven - "Nevermore"!


Edgar

The STE 11-13-2007 08:59 AM

Here's five syllables,
now here's seven syllables,
uh...something scary.

Disease 11-13-2007 09:04 AM

Eating brains and guts
Insides always fill me up
shot to the head, dead

_____V_____ 11-13-2007 09:36 AM

Very interesting concept. I am sure one of our esteemed members can conjure up some really novel haikus.

Wherefore art thou, my dearest Marley?;)

Marley's Ghost 11-13-2007 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 646893)
Very interesting concept. I am sure one of our esteemed members can conjure up some really novel haikus.

Wherefore art thou, my dearest Marley?;)

summoned from my slumber
on this blustery day
I'll give it a shot
though haikus aren't my forte

Lets do for werewolfs
what Rod did for the zombie
lets see if I understand
5,7,5 is the key





The Darkness is here
I feel myself change within
taste for blood wanting

In control no more
Ripping flesh with my new teeth
limbs scattered about

Screams shatter the night
the full moon lights the carnage
I feel so alive

Wake without a clue
What happened to my garments
I'm covered in blood

Will I sleep tonight
Will nightmares overtake me
I'm losing my mind

novakru 11-13-2007 03:40 PM

THANKS ALOT Marley, now who is going to try and follow that piece of excellence??:mad:


You, great poet, you:mad:







damn

Disease 11-13-2007 03:55 PM

I'll give it a go...

just give me a minute...

Disease 11-13-2007 04:04 PM

Vampires

Blood sucking leeches
drink all our virgins souls now
sleep for the nighttime

morning will pass them
in their own tombs they sleep now
the day will turn grey

night becomes again
another virgin weeps blood
taken to the night

Her mercy will arise
revenge she will seek on the
blood wrenched mortal being

Roderick Usher 11-13-2007 04:43 PM

I'm quite impressed with everyone's efforts. Lovely writing all!

fortunato 11-13-2007 04:51 PM

not having a head
makes it hard to drink coffee
or anything else.

newb 11-13-2007 05:12 PM

very talented
group of posters we have here
on this horror site

Despare 11-13-2007 05:13 PM

Something's wrong with me
It's cold and I cannot see
Somebody help me

newb 11-13-2007 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Despare (Post 647003)
Something's wrong with me
It's cold and I cannot see
Somebody help me

http://www.backcountrygear.com/image...downjacket.jpg

http://www.independentliving.com/images/659120.jpg


:D

Despare 11-13-2007 05:27 PM

A coat and glasses
What a novel idea
Get them to me now

Disease 11-13-2007 05:33 PM

Friday the 13th

Sex, blood, teenagers
gruesome mass killings at camp
mumy, mumy, day

Despare 11-13-2007 05:43 PM

Army of Darkness

This is my boomstick
Small, evil versions of me
Thank you for shopping


Alternate Ending

This is my boomstick
Small, evil versions of me
Woke up much too late

Disease 11-13-2007 05:48 PM

Saw

Written by a guy
used to do shity movie reviews
on morning T.V

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoONInQW3NQ

Despare 11-13-2007 05:58 PM

Saw IV

Jigsaw is dead now
Another wicked puzzle
Already started


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Something compels me
This feeling inside of me
There's no fighting it

Disease 11-13-2007 06:04 PM

An American Werewolf in London

Don't stick to the path
and you will be ripped apart
but left in torment

Disease 11-13-2007 06:04 PM

Is this a Haiku off?

ChronoGrl 11-14-2007 05:22 AM

No! Of COURSE not!

I like the movie themes...

Army of Darkness...

I gotta get home
I never really loved you...
Pillowtalk, baby.



Edit (Addition):

From Dusk Til Dawn...

A hole in my hand
sweet champagne vamp foot fetish
apple pie pussy.

Phalanx 11-14-2007 05:28 AM

Used to Be Cheeba
Now I am phalanx instead.
Need to scratch my balls.

ChronoGrl 11-14-2007 05:46 AM

Hostel

Tie him to the chair
Slit the Achilles tendon
And then watch him crawl...

ChronoGrl 11-14-2007 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 646893)
Very interesting concept. I am sure one of our esteemed members can conjure up some really novel haikus.

Wherefore art thou, my dearest Marley?;)

Marley, your haikus are fantastic. :)

What about you, V?

...

What I most remember about the original Saw...

Gritty direction
Cary Elwes bad accent
Sawing off his foot

Despare 11-15-2007 04:59 PM

Just to keep the thread from disappearing...

Head spinning around
Christ’s power compels you
Projectile vomit

ChronoGrl 11-16-2007 05:36 AM

Good exorcist reference...


Tonguing my canines
relishing the taste of blood
snug in my coffin.

Doc Faustus 11-16-2007 06:02 AM

A second face smiles
Under your illgotten mask
Some just have a skull.

Doc Faustus 11-16-2007 06:06 AM

When the new kings come
There will be no need for "I"
One hungry self spits bones.

ferretchucker 11-16-2007 06:35 AM

one two three four five
one two three four five six se
ven one two three four.


At the midnight hour
from her cold sleep she awakes
Two feast on my blood

ChronoGrl 11-16-2007 12:27 PM

Friday afternoon
waiting to get out of work...
Now it's gin o'clock.

Despare 11-16-2007 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferretchucker (Post 647607)
At the midnight hour
from her cold sleep she awakes
Two feast on my blood


I swear I thought the second line was going to break the rules and just say "she cried more, more, more".


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