Happy Birthday Mothman!
 

You are 18!!

Time to open the beers and whiskeys and have a blast.:D And the girls too, maybe?;)

Have a splendid birthday.

Have a good one and many more.

Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday.

Hope you have a great one.

Happy birthday, have a good one.

Happy 18th :)

Happy Birthday Mothman!

Happy Birthday! :) Hope you have a great day.

Happy Birthday to you,
you hit the big one,
Your life starts a new,
With bills removing fun,
but don't get down,
the rest will be fine,
You're still not a clown,
(Not that you were try'n),
So happy birthday from HDC,
This poem is to you from me.























Move over Marley, there's a new poet in town.

In honor of your birthday, I had this statue erected in my town.


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Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday, brother!

Happy 18th Birthday

* If only I could remember that far back* :(

you and me both :eek:



Happy 18th Mothman hope you have a great day

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Happy Birthday!

happy
borsch-day.

yum.

thanks everyone!
18. legal adult. its a good feeling.:)

Happy Birthday!!

I'm the only clown here! :mad:

Happy B'day Mothman!

Yeah, but now you aren't allowed to fuck up.

Haha... erected.

Oh yeah, happy birthday.

Happy Birthday!:)

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Happy B-Day Mothman

I DON'T MEAN TO OFFEND
OUR LITTLE FRIEND FROM THE UK
BUT YOUR POETRY SUCKS
WHAT MORE CAN I SAY

ITS NOT REALLY YOUR FAULT
YOU'RE A YOUNG LITTLE NIPPER
FROM THE LAND THAT GAVE US MARY POPPINS
AND OF COURSE, JACK THE RIPPER

I DON'T MEAN TO DISCOURAGE YOU
OR MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE SCUM
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
WHAT COUNTRY YOU HAIL FROM

TO RHYME AD NAUSEUM IS MY CURSE
I WISH IT ON NO OTHER
IT RUNS IN THE MARLEY FAMILY
FROM BAD GENES FROM MY MOTHER

BUT LET US NOT SWAY
FROM THE TOPIC AT HAND
TO GIVE MOTHMAN WELL WISHES
AND HOPE HIS BIRTHDAY'S GRAND

So Marley replied,
what a wonderful treat,
you can't say she never tried,
and it was a little neat,

but she got it all wrong,
the rhyming heart was missing,
her soul was gone,
It was only dissing,

The curse was with me,
Marley was my 14th cousin,
It appeared when I was three,
as with more of my family, a dozen,

so watch out marley,
move over and worry,
Coz I got a harley,
And you'll soon be sorry,

You tried to crush me,
but did not do it,
so soon you will see,
I'm a fierce poet.

READING THAT LAST BIT
MADE MY BRAIN HURT
AND A LITTLE FYI
I DON'T WEAR A SKIRT

KEEP TO TOSSING
SMALL ANIMALS IN THE AIR
FOR POETRY AIN'T YOUR FORTE
YOU JUST DON'T HAVE THE FLAIR

Why this war,
it's pointless I think,
Just accept defeat,
go bury yourself in drink,

For I am here,
accept it and stop,
you can try if you want,
but you're no longer the top,

and I'm sorry to tell you,
your brain's always in pain,
because you see what you write,
and it just isn't sain

WELL MY LITTLE HARRY POTTER
IF I ONLY HAD THE TIME
TO SCHOOL YOU IN THE WAYS OF VERSE
AND TEACH YOU HOW TO RHYME

I WOULD CONSIDER IT A WAR OF WORDS
BUT MY TALENT IS QUITE UNMATCHED
FOR YOU SEE MY YOUNG SHERLOCK HOLMES
I'VE ALREADY HAD YOU DISPATCHED

NOW RUN ALONG FOR A SPOT OF TEA
OR PERHAPS A BIT OF CRUMPET
I COULD TAKE YOU OUT IN A MOMENTS TIME
AND WOULDN'T EVEN BREAK A SWEAT

My dearest friend,
your head is getting bigger,
but you are getting sloppy now,
your rhymes losing it's figure,

I don't like tea,
and crumpets suck, I'd much prefer a biscuit,
Just try call me harry potter again,
I really wouldn't risk it,

So try your best,
You cannot win, for britons are always right,
harvard and oxford trained us well,
I could rhyme better than you all night!

poet battle. this is cool.

mothman likes it,
he really does,
but he knows I'm better,
Like Shaun of the dead to hot fuzz,

So give up now,
I'm better by far,
you know it inside,
Drive away in you car,

You've lost your touch,
There's no more spark,
coz when people read my rhymes,
They all cry hark,

I delivered the message,
now try and reply,
You can write well on your drugs,
But I'm the highest high!

LOOK YOU LITTLE MUPPET
THERE'S NO ROOM ON HERE FOR TWO
MY POEMS ARE LEGEDARY
I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU

NO NEED TO BRING IN COUNTRIES
KEEP THIS BATTLE BETWEEN YOU AND ME
BESIDES WE ALREADY KICKED YOUR ASSES
AND INTO THE HARBOR THREW YOUR TEA

I'VE WASTED ENOUGH TIME
GO WRITE YOUR SOAP INSTEAD
IT LOOKS LIKE THE HDC AWARD
HAS GONE RIGHT TO YOUR HEAD

IF YOU THINK I DIDN'T GET AN AWARD
THEN THAT WOULD BE YOUR MISTAKE
IT WAS PRESENTED BY ______V_____ HIMSELF
DURING A COMMERCIAL BREAK

IT WAS THE AWARD FOR MOST POETIC
ON MY MANTLE IT PROUDLY SITS
SO YOU SEE I HAVE NO TIME
TO WASTE ON LITTLE SHITS

SO LET THE VOTING BEGIN
SEE WHO THE PEOPLE LIKE THE MOST
WILL IT BE YOUNG OLIVER HERE
OR NON OTHER THAN MARLEY'S GHOST

This is...an interesting battle.;)


***chuckling softly***

1 vote Marley's Ghost.

me too, sorry ferret

gotta agree

happy birthday buddy

So you gave them all money,
so what, I don't mind,
You're only cheating yourself,
leaving honesty behind,

You dragged in the countries,
That far I wouldn't go
But you started it first,
So I went with the flow,

As for the award,
i never brought up,
you flaunted yours before me,
Like the rugby world cup,

You started a war with me,
I myself wouldn't dare it,
for you will soon know the wrath,
of the chucker of the ferret.