HDC's Deep Dark Secrets
 

Do we really have any?...If not, let's make some up...:p

Could be fun...Or at least funny



Newb - Originally had a twin brother, but he ATE him and the guilt has made him somewhat insane, so from time to time his memories of his brother manifest themselves as 'BudMan'...The psychiatrists said this was 'normal'

Zero - He's really an APE, but claims to be a monkey because he's embarassed by the typical 'ape stereotype'

Zwoti - He's a BDSM master...But, I'm pretty sure we all suspected that one

DudeGuadalupe - "I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers...I dress in women's clothing, and hang around in bars.......I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra, I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear mama"


Well, that was MY lame attempt at a start...But, I know you guys can do better than this...What have you got?

I watch/like Olivia Newton-John movies and I like almost all musicals.

I told Ocean Spray to put cranberries in everything. I thought it would be funny.

HaHa...Xanadu..uuu...uuuu
So YOU are the one responsible for the cranberry craze...The Craisin is ALL your fault :p

I tear the tags off of mattresses.

That's...that's horrible!

I'm the one who makes marshmallows white.

It was my idea to put credit card swipes everywhere and on everything.

I like when my shits are painful.

I love Bananas In Pajamas and Gumby:o

[QUOTE=bloodrayne;626779]Do we really have any?...If not, let's make some up...:p

Could be fun...Or at least funny



I really drink V-8 and tomato juice, NOT blood!

I have FALSE fangs due to cavaties! I didn't brush when I was a small vampire!

I get around real fast since I wear roller skates under my hoop skirt!

I pad my bra with bartlett pears!

Lol! Hee hee hee!

I'm a serial killer in waiting.

that really hurts. . . i told you that in strict confidence. . . just goes to show you can't trust anyone


if anyone wants me i'll be eating a banana

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...__430x3180.jpg

puh-lease. . those things are cantaloupes at the least!

Hey, hey, hey...not REAL secrets...funny, made-up secrets;)

Oh, nevermind.

wow - now that's a revelation

I PROVED that there is not ALWAYS room for J-E-L-L-O.

hmm I don't have any secrets. But I'll list some random things about myself:

I can't dance
I had to quit soda (but I still have one, not often enough)
I can't think of anything else

Why aren't I the BDSM master?

I had sex with a female ape once. I heard she got pregnant and had a baby. Named it something that started with a Z.... can't remember it though, who cares anyways, it'd prolly just throw crap at me.

Welcome back, Sistinas.

....huh? Ok this is prolly gonna sound just like Asar... but im not Sistinas, you seriously have me mistaken.

I hope you arent. And the quote above was hinting at Zero, not Zwoti.

But if you are, welcome back.

It's not really an HDC secret, but...

Here's a secret that neither religious sects nor the scientific community has come to embrace yet...

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y12...olution101.jpg

Yeah actually I was hinting at Zero too... but hey go and ruin all my fun why don't ya? But yeah I'm still not that guy.

Fuck Chuck, his acting sucks, and hes nothing compared to Tony Jaa. MUAY THAI FTW

Haha...Because that's NOT a secret ;)

I dye my hair gray and pad my bra with large naval oranges!

Lol!

I like it when other people vomit...I find it funny....sometimes I walk away just because I feel bad about laughing.

I've been told I look good in stockings & suspenders :o

Don't Ask! ................... No I said DON'T ASK!

I travelled back in time and nabbed Charles Lindburg's baby for a goof, but then my time machine went to the shop.

I had Louise Woodward watch him... and, well we know how BOTH those stories ended...

I was sued by McDonalds in "99 because i was too thin and yet ate there alot, so now I can only afford to throw regular weasles! i had to sell my ferrets to get clothes!

lies lies lies - these are all lies!!

Ya know, that actually does LOOK pretty funny...I mean...Their faces and everything...HaHa...Pictures? :p

I used to have a huge collection of Pokemon videos. I bought every one I could find for a while. Then I got bored with Pokemon and got rid of ALL of it!

No you didn't, you still have them all :D

Seri still HAS hers :)

That's messed up.

I got injured during the shooting of Jason Goes To Hell. Yes, I am Kane Hodder.:D