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Livin' it HDC (The Horror.Com Soap)
Okay, my film wasn't an ultimate sucess but I thought it was okay, but now I think a soap would be a good idea. So, any ideas for storylnes and does anyone want to be in it?
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three words: hot monkey sex
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ok.................................................. ..... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ionarycrop.jpg |
okay, thats one storyline! MORE! MORE!
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I shall be teh big bodyguard called Bobba Fett.
BOBBA FETT BITCH! |
That caped soap man thingie is really SCARY! God, can you imagine?
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I'd like to be married to the head surgeon but having sordid affairs with the orderly and that one male nurse:cool:
...Oh and the male nurse and orderly find out they have the same mother. ...And it turns out that their mother was my nanny when I was growing up. ...Oh and Aliens have to come into play at some point. And demon possession...don't forget demon possession! |
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LOL......:p You know why I am laughing? Because I actually did watch General Hospital at one time.....and my grandmother watched Days of Our Lives......still wondering who thought those storylines were a good idea. Its also a bit sad that I know about them. But I will be in the soap.....the unattainable beauty.....since this is fantasy....:rolleyes: and I would like an evil twin.... :D |
And a ghost is haunting your house, but you don't know what it wants......YET
We'll find out a little ways down the road. All the damn thing is doing now is standing in the hallway and moaning. |
Dont forget the poo-nuts!
It has to be shown in every episode to boost viewership! |
Well, either you have to show poo-nuts or you have to talk about it and make them THINK you're gonna show it. You gotta keep 'em coming back for more.
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Well...we've got to have an ancient sexy vampire showing up, maybe he can fool around with a hot sexy ghost and together they will build a hot sexy Frankenstein type of creature.
( I think I need to get out for some fresh air) |
UHHHHHH.....I don't know what to say to that.
Except....YES!!!!! |
Today on Livin' it HDC!
Opening credits role. fade to a small outdoor wedding. Crabapple is waiting, fidgeting anxiously, he looks around nervously. The music starts up and the audience of people turn around. Bloodrayne, in a bright white dress, begins walking down the aisle with stepfather Ferretchucker at her side, winking at several women in the audience. finally, the pair reach the end and ferretchucker steps aside, making a call me sign at one of the bridesmaids. Roderick begins.
Rod: We are gathered here today to... Bloodrayne: ***whispering*** Nothing can rui this day. Crabapple: ***Whispering to himself*** I just hope she doesn't ruin it. Flash to a storage room where somebody is moving around. They step in some oil then walk up to the window. The sniper rifle they're holding zooms in on Crabs head. Shoot back to the wedding. Massacre Man: I should've been Best man, but no, Fucking XtRaVa gets the fucking part. Well that's fucking A. Phalanx: Shhhh, they're getting to the good bit. Rod: If anybody knows of any lawful reason why these two should not be wed in holy matromony, please speak now, or forever hold your peace. AmericanManiac: I DO! Several people gasp, Alkytrio666 faints. AmericanManiac: That man isn't who he says he is! He is a Criminal! Alkytrio Stands up. Alky: yeh! He stole my money! He said he was investing it for me and I never saw it again. Apparently, all the people who had some wrongdoing done to them by crab are confident enough to speak up MassacreMan: He threatened to kill me three years ago when I caught him cheating on Bloodrayne! MissMacabre: I was the one he was cheating on her with! Then he never saw me again! Posher: I found him beating up my father! I only came here because of my friendship with Bloodrayne. Dante'sInferno: I LOVE BLOODRAYNE! HE KNEW THAT AND HE STILL WENT FOR HER! Ferretchucker: Even I hate him. I've tried telling her! Me and him were partners in buisness, then he made a board and got them to kick me out! The screen splits in two (In a kind of 24 fashion). On half showing Dante throwing his chair at Crab, he other showing the bullet from th sniper being fired. Crabs head is knocked out of the way of the bullet, instead it shoots through the chair and into his back. Bloodrayne: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Camera goes from above body, spinning out. roll in credits. Thanks. Here's the weekly schedule. Tuesday, wednesday, friday and sunday. Any suggestions for another storyline after Who shot CA? |
you lot should watch british soaps. a lot more believable. no evil twins, ghosts or stuff like that. Just murder and affair. watch eastenders for some real drama!
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Well, okay, you are now obliged to make me into a zombie monster. And I have to have some super-powers but there is some sort of enemy character who is trying to thwart me. Obviously I'm the main character now.
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so are you saying you like it?
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Aha! Well, we'll have to see where it goes from here, you know.
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Needs more "newb"
and "poo-nuts" |
Hehe.My character likes bloodrayne.:D
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yeh. I hope dustin doesn't see this thread.
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three words: hot monkey sex
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I want an evil twin, but then it turns out that my evil twin is just a twin because we're both evil! Then I kill my twin only to find out he was pregnant with Zero's monkey baby!
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evil twin hot monkey sex - - - that's freakin gold!
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** I can not type apostropes because they keep ending up like this : È |
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screw it - let's shoot the apostrphe scenes and then if the censors scream we'll stick it on the dvd as the 'version you've never seen'
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Can I have the role of shady businessman who might be the devil or may just be a total jerk? I also want an evil twin. And possibly amnesia.
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Brain tumors!
There's always room for brain tumors:) |
And J-e-l-l-o!!!!
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Jello with a little....WHOOPAH!! on top.
Whoopah! Pah, pah!! |
who arranged the shooting of Crab? Who shot him? What is bloodrayne hiding about her past? find out this and more tommorow and this sunday!
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None of that is important, seriously. What is important is what superpowers the Crab Zombie has! And what he does with those powers!
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crab zombie doesn't exist. crab saw what happened. he knows who tried to kill him. crab ghost exists
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Okay, then, as far as I can see...
THIS STORY SUCKS |
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How about brain tumors MADE from Jello! (or Jello made from brain tumors) Either way it's sick |
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awesome start...
i'm totally in (if it's okay with the director) i could be the girl who falls in love with her brother, but doesn't know he's her brother. kinda like a luke and leia thing. |
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