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HDC: The Movie
I remember there being a topic about HDC a year or two or three back, I'd search for it, but I really don't want to dig through all of the results that would come up on the keyword "Movie". The only part I really remember was something about Newb, sex juices, and a chicken salad sandwich.
Anyway, if there were a film where the plot involved all of the members, what do you think the plot would be, who would you want to play you and who do you think should play other members. I don't know much for a plot, but I'd say if I shrank a bit and got a haircut I could be played by Seth Rogen. I'd probably be the lazy fuck. Hows about yous guys? Poster by Despare: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4.../hdcmovie3.gif |
mmmm...chicken salad
http://www.chick-fil-a.com/images/me...d_sandwich.jpg That was Stingy Jacks thread........he is no longer here.....shame on him. http://www.horror.com/forum/customav...atar3120_1.gif |
but to answer your question.....I would play the creepy morgue attendant who performs his grisly task whilst eating a chicken salad sandwich.
not sure where the "sex juices" came in.....but i'm willing to ad-lib. |
Some possible dialogue:
NICEDOG. I gave him a WHOOPAH! MEANDOG. Well.....he may have kicked my ass today, but the next time I see him, I will put a boot up his!! |
It would be action packed with every opinion being attacked in some way shape or form! Nobody escapes!
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I only attack inferior opinions. ;)
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I'd totally be the yakky nerd who complains about how "if this were a horror movie..." and whose horrible demise is greeted by the audience with cheers and a sense of "jeez couldn't they have killed him a little earlier?"
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I would play a small but memorable role as the crotchety old curmudgeon who lives in an old shack and constantly mumbles about how nobody pays attention to him, how he knows exactly what's going on but nobody will listen to him, etc. Probably a groundskeeper.
Perfect actor toplay me would be the wonderful Roberts Blossom. http://www.thelin.net/laurent/cinema...5860/43148.jpg |
Okay,okay,okay...... I'll.. be the hero. :cool:
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p...per_76/ee5.jpg Hero: Listen to me. A storm o'hell's coming down on this place any second. I don't know what they are, I don't know where they came from. All I do know is that these fuckers are fast, nasty, and hungry... and there's four of 'em. They got claws like Ginsu knives and more teeth than a chainsaw. They're comin'... right now. So we gotta lock this bar down. That means doors, windows, drains, and zippers, and we gotta do it now. You! Get a phone, call the cops, National Guard, townies, anybody who kicks ass, and get 'em out here. Any questions? Bartender: Yeah. Who the hell are you? Hero: I'm the guy that's gonna save your ass............. |
The monkey is always the hero. Everyone knows that. Everyone knows that monkeys are always the hero. sheesh
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I'd be the guy that comes in, armed to the teeth and says, "I'm not doing this alone. You're either with me, or you're dead".
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I would play the stoner that meets my demise by engaging in premarital sex with Jessica Biel the hot Camp Counselor. :cool:
What a way to go. :D |
I'll be the forum's young, dedicated psychiatrist who is shocked that the forum broke out of the institution and pursues it with only, pluck, moxie and a six foot claymore, all the while making cryptic remarks about its origin to the hero and heroine. Then I'll wrestle the forum off a roof and as I get dragged away in an ambulance I'll mumble "it survived, you have to look in the dumpster...it survived..."
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No doubts who I ll be.
The badass with an attitude who walks in after the hero gets killed...and stays around to save the day for the survivors (losing a hand in the process)...and whom the heroine kisses in the end...amidst loud cheers of..."Hail To The King!!";) http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/...1L._SS500_.jpg |
I'd come in, make a smartass comment (probably insulting somebody in the process), kill somebody (good or bad, doesn't matter), and then I'd be gone again.
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MONKEY. I am the monkey.
NICEDOG. Whoopah! Pah, pah!! MONKEY. Oh. Oh. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. (stumbles away) NICEDOG. I gave him a WHOOPAH! |
I would rather play a hero that lasts longer than... nm, dont want to spoil anything....
I would be the smart trustworthy guy who turns out to be a dangerous sociopath by then end, although it will have nothing to do woith th eplot, and I;m just there to throw you off the scent. Quote:
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I'm the token black guy. I have to survive, otherwise the audience suffers from white guilt. I have a lot of pithy, stereotypical but inoffensive wise-cracks at my disposal.
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I'd be the one saying 'dumbass' in a bored tone of voice.
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Love your gif, Kemal. It's hilarious. :D By the way, your character is just supposed to smile and stay out of the conversation and say thing like: "Damn," "shit," and "that's whack." ;) |
I think that prairie dog gif gets the Awesome Gif of the Month Award or something!
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Don't hate me, Im just the plagerist. |
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Pfffffth!!! Shameless copycats.... :rolleyes: :cool: |
face it - deep down inside you all just wish you were me.
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A scene from HDC: The Movie
MONKEY. I am the monkey. NICEDOG. Whoopah! Pah, pah!! MONKEY. Oh. Oh. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. (stumbles away) NICEDOG. I gave him a WHOOPAH! |
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I guess the movie needs some sort of sex symbol though, and since this is the HDC I suppose a simian primate will do. |
I want to play the evil character that slowly turns good,then into a selfless hero.
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"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.":cool:
:D |
"At V"
"Shoots you in the throat"Oh ,what?We're you saying something?All I hear is you choking to death. :D |
Massacre!!!
That was pretty fucking great! Well writ, my friend, I couldn't have done better myself.:D |
ZOMGZ!!!!!I have an idea!Let's act out the HDC movie by role-play.I'm....Seth.
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(gurgles bullet up and spits it out) damn straight I was!;)
"Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?" btw, extremely well written start, massacre. Please continue... |
Oh Really?I've got about 5 of those.I prefer swords though.No wait!Axes!YEY!
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That was great massman:cool:
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LMAO Could be the next "Scary movie" intro. :p Brilliant! |
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