Paris got out today
 

Guess she was "allergic" to jail. She's been placed under house arrest and is wearing an ankle transmitter.

The only good thing I can think of coming out of this is that she might just be stupid enough to try to go out clubbing or take the anklet off...in which case she'll actually go away for a real prison stretch.

You see?
Totally proves my point.
It IS who you screw.....:D

Fucking bitch. I knew she wouldn't go anyway. They'd never do anything realistic in cali anyway.

It ain't the state, it's the money. Laws don't apply to the ultra-rich...never have, never will.

It's pathetic. They need an island for people like her to go and rot in a sac alone or something.

She's supposedly broke'

fuck this is ridiculous :mad:

I dont have time for her although do I think that she should have stayed in prison for some real time with real prisoners. It would have done her some good!

I agree!It's called alcatraz!


That's where stupid people should go,like really fucking stupid.





Damn you crackhead AIDS herpies spreading dumbass!

But who care,she's going to die of aids,or a drug overdose anyway.





And she sure as hell can't buy her way out of that.

i didnt know she had herpees and aids, when did this happen?

Anyone who thought she was actually gonna spend real time in jail was naive. I was suprised she stayed as long as she did.

She was born with it....Because,they just decided to give it to her.To avoid the univoiding.

Yeah....i wonder what medical condition they discovered she had?












Stupidity?:rolleyes:

We can only hope. :D

She would just try to have sex with it.......



























And she woulf fail.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...dojo/2231a.jpg
Paris has a Vagina that looks like a deflated basketball. :D :D :D

And her butt hole is the size of the grand canyon.

THANK GOD SHE'S FREE.......I can sleep at night now.




I was so worried for the poor girl

Haha, nice.

Is there something you haven't told us? :p

figures. why i thought she'd actually serve it i don't know.

damn though....didn't she just go away like Sunday or Monday???

my mum said that she would have had a nice little holiday........an extremley short holiday....how long was she in??? 3 days or something??? pah!

nicole ritchie said she could be facing jail by the end of the month.....lol :D

They sometimes make examples out of them. I was SHOCKED that Martha Stewart spent so long in jail. Paris could have killed somebody and gets nothing but Stewart screwed around with money... that's a nono.

If this wasn't planned, I'm a world class bouncer named Dalton. I mean seriously, she goes in early as if to show that she's serious about the punishment, and then pulls this shit? She even makes that little speach at the MTV Movie Awards (You know, the made up awards show that is about as legit as Steven Seagal's acting abilities?) about how she's ready to face it. Bullshit. I hope she gets attacked by rabid alien mutant sea monkey elephant seas or something, or possibly deported back to her home planet of ugly anorexic aristocratic cum bank bitches with lazy eyes who slightly resemble Forest Whitaker, aside from the whole being black and a man part...and I'm only 100% about the black part.

Anyway, that's my yearly post....I'll be back next year.

This is ridiculous

I guess money does buy your freedom '
silly bitch ':mad:

Well, it looks like now the judge from her original trial (the one where she was sentenced to jail) is saying that she has to go back to court and the court has to decide that she's not fit to complete her sentence in jail. What a fiasco and a complete waste of money. I've known a few people who've been thrown in jail for a DUI, they of course got the book tossed at them. I guess the courts have to balance it out somehow.

I always figured she'd get out, or try to on some kind've bullshit technicality.
From what I understand now, a certain DA got very pissed off about the release and wants to file for comtempt of court for a few of those involved in the release.
I like that someone is above buy-outs and corruption. Here's hoping it lasts.
Interesting that she's using the same "psychologist" that Michael Jackson did during his trial/s...that's probably one of the factors why it didn't quite work out for her.
I hope they throw the book at her and make her serve double alongside her corrupt cohorts as an example...probably won't happen, but it'd send a pretty good message, no?

Judge ain't too happy.....looks like she'll be going back.




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What pisses me off most about the whole situation is the media.
We have major issues going on in the world right now, and for some reason i counted 5 news channels on right now with live coverage of her being driven to the court house.
Thats it. Each channel has like 4 people on it debating on what should happen or what did happen or how its unfair, but you dont even see these peoples faces because all the video is chopper video of a cop driving to the court house.
Its not like the presidential debates are important. Or the war going on. Or the new wars brewing. Or the quality of life for 90% of americans. Hell, i would rather see PETA bitching on 5 news channels than this crap.

Screw her i hope she is released and dies in a car wreck on her way home from the court house.

Yeah man, next thing you know it'll be all you see on the internet and forum topics:D

Paris was ordered back to jail to serve out her full 45 days. She was bawling and at one point in the proceedings, she even called out for her "Mom!" Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahah ahah!

Karma is a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Now I almost feel sorry for her






















fuck it... lock her away! And toss Nicole Ritchie and Lindsey Lohan in too for good measure:D

Amen to that. And R. Kelly (fuckin piece of shit perv)... Where the hell is his trial date? It's been like 5 years since he videotaped himself pooping and peeing on a minor & still no trial. What the fuck? (Strange though... I haven't heard Al Sharpton hollaring for justice in that case.)



The reason people like Paris just expect that they are above the law is because 9 times out of 10, they are (See examples above.) I just think it's SOOOOOOO funny that she found out today that she isn't neccesarily above the law and cried for her Mommy! hahahahaha. Just makes my day. :D

I agree with everything you said.She will probly die in there.

http://http://i86.photobucket.com/al...006/paris3.jpg

worth a thousand words

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k1...006/paris3.jpg
maybe it'll work this time

Someone should make a OWNED! picture of this.

she looks mentally retarted, hope she doesnt die in there.

LOL !So true.