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bloodrayne 04-09-2007 09:11 PM

You Guys Have Probably Seen This Before, But It's Still Funny
 
--Go to Google.com


--Click on Maps.


--Click on get Directions.


--From New York,New York


--To Paris,France.


--Then read line # 23.


It's the same with other locations...Like if you're going from Kentucky to England...Or any time the ocean gets in the way :)

The STE 04-09-2007 09:23 PM

hehehehehe

CryptKeeper13 04-09-2007 09:27 PM

I did get a good chuckle

_____V_____ 04-09-2007 09:27 PM

awesome, BR. 3462 miles nonetheless!!:D

PR3SSUR3 04-10-2007 03:28 AM

rofl

:D

alkytrio666 04-10-2007 03:55 AM

What'd it say? I'm too damn lazy to go check for myself.

newb 04-10-2007 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alkytrio666 (Post 585092)
What'd it say? I'm too damn lazy to go check for myself.

Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi

ferretchucker 04-10-2007 04:59 AM

very odd. Maybe if you chewed on gilli weed* you could do it.




*A plant used in Harry potter and the Goblet of Fire to let Harry grow gills and have long webbed feet and hands.

The Mothman 04-10-2007 05:34 AM

go to google, type in "failure" then click "im feeling lucky".

ferretchucker 04-10-2007 05:37 AM

pmsroflmao

Kane_Hodder 04-10-2007 06:17 AM

Those 2 are absolutely hilarious, bloodrayne and mothman. Are there some other tricks with google too?

bloodrayne 04-10-2007 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane_Hodder (Post 585147)
Those 2 are absolutely hilarious, bloodrayne and mothman. Are there some other tricks with google too?

Type in your screen name and add 'needs to' and 'needs a'...Put it in quotation marks...Sometimes funny stuff comes up...

Do it like this:

"Kane Hodder needs to"

"Kane Hodder needs a"

Or use your real name

AmericanManiac 04-10-2007 09:17 AM

Them are great trick I haven't seen the main one about crossing the ocean, but I have seen the failure one.

Kane_Hodder 04-10-2007 09:50 AM

Hmm I tried that, bloodrayne, but it didnt match any documents. This is the error :-

Tip: Try removing quotes from your search to get more results.


Your search - "kane hodder needs a" - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:


I think maybe I am doing it wrong.:o

bloody_ribcut 04-10-2007 09:54 AM

i tried "gus needs a"

and got a myspace page.

his screen name was "gus needs a job,......again"

some australian dude.
wasnt the kinda of funny i thought it would be, but i was amused by unexspectancy.

Doc Faustus 04-10-2007 10:29 AM

Try French military victories and I'm feelin' lucky

Angra 04-10-2007 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mothman (Post 585130)
go to google, type in "failure" then click "im feeling lucky".


Simply hilarious. But true nevertheless. :D

DP McCoy 04-10-2007 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloodrayne (Post 585225)
Type in your screen name and add 'needs to' and 'needs a'...Put it in quotation marks...Sometimes funny stuff comes up...

Do it like this:

"Kane Hodder needs to"

"Kane Hodder needs a"

Or use your real name

Apparently I "need to" Look much more closely at the Chinese contribution to the opiate trade,and devote at least a full chapter to the discussion........sound advice indeed!:eek:

Thomasgeorge 04-10-2007 11:49 AM

lol good find

bloodrayne 04-10-2007 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloody_ribcut (Post 585265)
i tried "gus needs a"

and got a myspace page.

his screen name was "gus needs a job,......again"

some australian dude.
wasnt the kinda of funny i thought it would be, but i was amused by unexspectancy.

haha...You're not actually supposed to click the links...You're just supposed to look down the Google search page until you find something funny :)


@Kane...This one says, "Kane Hodder needs to give it a rest" :D
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22ka...hl=en&filter=0

And this one (without the 'a') says, "Kane Hodder needs to get over it", "Kane Hodder needs to record another CD", "Kane Hodder needs an hour and a half", and "Kane Hodder needs your support"
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...22&btnG=Search

:D

bloody_ribcut 04-10-2007 01:16 PM

i had pressed im feeling lucky and got the myspace.



i did it again and got....

gus needs a head,


gus needs a remedial reading class,

and

Gus needs a couple extra layers of foil.

haha

bloodrayne 04-10-2007 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloody_ribcut (Post 585372)
i had pressed im feeling lucky and got the myspace.



i did it again and got....

gus needs a head,


gus needs a remedial reading class,

and

Gus needs a couple extra layers of foil.

haha

HAHA...Those made me laugh for real :D

novadawn969 04-10-2007 02:03 PM

It proves amusing when people have way too much time on their hands. :p

Kane_Hodder 04-11-2007 08:36 AM

I put in "Kane needs to" and got these as hits -

Kane needs to get laid! Goto page 1,2...

Now Kane needs to let Willow know the affair is over. Or is it? ... Kane needs to heal emotionally before he can open his heart to the woman who becomes his...

Unfortunately, Mr. Kane needs to be looking in the mirror when he asks the question.

Kane needs to leave blondey too. Thanks Susan Now the B&B the Foresters and Brooke need to loose everything

Kane needs to find a new home as his owners can no longer give him the time that he needs. Kane is desexed, vaccinated, heart-wormed, all-wormed


I particularly love this one -

really think Kane needs to go insane again, start lighting people on fire, tomestoning everyone in site, and just raising hell in general.

The Flayed One 04-11-2007 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc Faustus (Post 585302)
Try French military victories and I'm feelin' lucky

Haha! Classic.


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