Greetings, salutations, yada yada
 

Hey guys! I'm a former mod of another horror board, which must not be named, who left in a recent great exodus that took all the personality and non-myspace, non-cyber sex posting away from the board. I'm a huge horror fan with a recent sweet tooth for Asian and J horror. Looking to contribute, have some fun, agitate and goof off, and basically have fun where I don't have to read through 30 "let me describe the interior walls of my vagina and whore myself over the internet" posts to get to anything on topic, random, or even just vaguely amusing or interesting.

heyyyyyyyy..
I have seen this nick around.
Welcome to where all the male bitches hang ..:D

just kidding . welcome

Thanks Stubborn. It's a change from my old one. Trying to ditch the clingons, if you know what I mean. :p

your welcome.
and yeah..i hear ya :p

You remind me of Zwoti...
and the place sounds curiously familiar to HDC...

slight difference in the reflection of the mirror though...

anyways, welcome. Its a war-zone in the General Forum, and the floor is full of bullshit. Better bring some helmets and hunting boots with some shovels when you come in.

Gotcha, thanks for the heads up. Meh, the trenches are always fun. *straps on the riot gear and grabs an Ash model chainsaw* I'm going in!

Good. I like you already. Start off by voting in my tourney...

Although you seem to be a well spoken poster (which is desperately needed here) I think you are in err. When we're not changing our names and denying who we were, we simply talk about breakfast foods.

Ahhhh....the much respected there are no bones in ice cream argument. Yoda-like you are. *genuflects to you*

Guy Incognito.

I knew you were a super hero!

Welcome....
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...jo/hunters.jpg
Don't take any guff from these fucking swine. :D

Welcome to the site Asylum. There is definitely much to be waded through here to find the gems.

Thanks for the welcome, everybody. I've been having fun. You've got some really bright people here who seem to be holding it together.

Welcome...

Make what you will of that.

HEY...I remember something like this...Hmm...Where WAS that?:confused:


Oh...BTW...If you truly ARE 'seeking asylum'...You've definitely come to the right place...But, uhh...It's probably not the KIND of 'asylum' you may have been seeking...

you need a new forum man . lolz

Yeah, and good riddance too. Annoying character that omcdave.

I can't remember the whole thing or where it came from. I think I slaughtered it on top of it. It occurs to me now that it should be "there are no bones in oatmeal". lol

As for the type of asylum, point well taken. Meh, I look good in white and the "hugging myself all day jacket" seems kinda soothing....:p

Thanks Horror Writer. I've got my wading boots and Ron Popiel Pocket Fisherman.

Thanks man. Duly noted.

A very warm welcome. Which seems a little late given that you'll very soon have more posts than me! I've not been here long myself.

Good luck in the General forum - it's a minefield out there, but you seem to be pretty well prepared for it. Helmet on, head down, Chaaaaaaarge!!!

Much thanks Ash! Anyone who adopts Ash's evil hand as his moniker has got to be a good one. Stay low, move fast!

Thats the kind of reply every attention seeker gives. No wonder you are one, omcdave. A serious attention-seeker. Bet you are one of those who have no life out of the computer, else you wont spend your entire time on here making 1000 posts a day.

Do it. At least the forum will be spared, and the world will be 1 idiot less. No need sending me any PMs or henceforth they will be reported to the nearest moderator.

He's got you nailed there, Prey. Please refrain and allow me to do it instead.

sorry flayed. I wont have replied if he dint PM me so harshly.

even a warm greeting thread from a new and enthusiastic member can degenerate into hostilities. the mind boggles!:mad:

It's like watching a tennis match with a really, really black ball being shot back and forth at bonebreaking speed.

if they wanted to make ju on3 with an internet forum based grudge then this would be the place. anyway, hello asylum, nice to have you on board. i hope your stay here is an easy going friendly affair and that your first grandson be a masculine one!

LOL. I love Irish toasts and right back at ya. Thank you much! I've been enjoying your posts.

:confused: Umm... Why are people bickering on AsylumSeeker's new member thread??? The nerve of some people. :rolleyes: Grow the fuck up. :mad:
Oh yeah, I'm not talking about Pink or Dave.

Well...I've decided that I like you now :p

So, here's a proper welcome:

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:( That's Fucked up Rayne, I never got the sweet "Welcome Rose".
I feel so unnecessary and worthless. :D

LOL. Thanks BR. Beautiful pics :)