If you were a murderer...
 

If you were a murderer in real life, who would you want to kill?

Also, who on HDC would you murder =), and would you spare anyone?

I would wanna kill Tony blaire and freddy prince jr. for taking ma woman!

Hate to be a spoil sport, but I have a feeling this thread might not be such a good idea.

It could wind up to be a nother downfall, but i don't care =), its justttt a forum right? .................right?

That's creepy.

This is a weird thread. I wouldn't have the ability to kill anyone. The thought has never crossed my mind.

those whores paris hilton and lindsay lohan.....i think it would be in my best intrest if i didnt say who i would kill in these forums:D

you guys are no fun, I want to see some names.

I've only been close twice in my life, and I sincerely hope I never get to that point again.

unfortunate

That's very distressing.

Ever think about joining the army?

You'd be free to kill all kinds of people. :)

And get paid for it too!

I never got too, not that I joined to kill.I thought uncle Sam was going to take care of me down the line.That was a load of bullshit.:rolleyes: All recruiters should be murder(lying bastards).:mad:

All military should be abolished.

if i was a murderer, id target celebrities in alphabetical order

How about freelance hitman then you can choose who you whack and get paid for it?

Nobody here has really annoyed me enough to warrant the effort.
I don't particularly ponder killing anyone all that much...although sometimes, on a hot day, walking through a crowded area, I think about just yknow, punching the shit outta just about everyone...stupid people that do shit like walk in groups of 3-4 right beside eachother, or have the good idea to stop and have a conversation at the top of a moving escalator or at entrances and exits, anyone that lights up while walking right in front of me, screaming kids that run around like fucking retards while their clearly "not yet ready for parenthood" late teenaged parents that pop out fucking multiples before the age of 20 just let them run around screaming while they talk on their mobile phones...their kid runs into you, cops a knee in the head, and YOU'RE the asshole...fuck all that.
Yeah...my murder list isn't that specific, more like just moments where I feel I could just fucking GTA-style the general population. I guess at least they couldn't say it was pre-meditated, hm?

You just made it pre-meditated...

There's no how, when, or who...or clear and specific intention.
I think I'm good.

You'd still be in quite a bit of trouble...lol.

You mean...I'm not allowed to kill people?

hrmm..this is a hard one..

Yes, of course, because they're all stereotypical. And if you had the chance to make a fortune being famous, you wouldn't...


You know what I think? I think this thread is fucking sick.

I would kill my ex. I actually have thought about it. Actually I'd have someone else kill him, & i'd watch because I don't want to ever touch him.

I would never kill anyone from here though.

I would kill everybody on here except Haunted, Vodstok, Bloodrayne, Murderdoll, Urgeok, and Newb because I love them.

lol great. Bring it on.

come on, it's just a little make believe. ;)

If I was a murderer I definitely wouldn't go through the trouble of hunting anyone on this site down and killing them, besides it's just the internet I don't hate them that much.

I hope that there is atleast one person who hates me enough on this site that thinks I'm worth the trouble of hunting down and killing though. <3

If I was a murderer , I would keep it quiet.

hey MODS!!!!

time to delete the thread

CULPABILITY

I think the key is that if one were going to murder people, one should first change one's name to something entertaining like "Rod Munch." This way, the news media would have to say Rod Munch whenever they reported the story, causing all of us Beavis & Butthead fans to laugh hysterically. Huh-huh huh-huh!

No, let it continue. Then someone does something stupid, Horror gets nailed because it was his site, then i take it over :)

because, you know....I could just TAKE the site....

I'd kill the person who killed my best friend. Fucker had the nerve to come back to school, the second I saw him I made my way over and beat the hell out of him with a hammer. If the teachers wouldn't have been around I honestly don't know if I'd have stopped.

I'd also kill the person who killed my uncle.

you take hammers to school, thats it, im homeschooling my brother and sister

No, I took knives to school, not to do any harm I just like knives. The hammer was on the ground a few feet away, maintenance guy left his shit laying around.

You hit someone with a hammer?

i like knives too, but i never took my shit to pre-algebra

Yes, without thinking I hit someone with a hammer who hit a person I loved with a fucking 12 gauge.

Well, I guess I'm not ''normal''. Whatever the fuck ever.

Sounds perfectly reasonable to ME


I, too had knives...I had a particularly cool silver butterfly knife...I took them to school to show to my friends...They had them, too as well as throwing stars...We just compared them, that's all...It wasn't like we intended to USE them on anyone...Unlike these days...

no mercy, everyone dies