your mistake
 

if your life was a horror movie, what mistakes have you made that would have resulted in your death?



mine is falling asleep with the back door unlocked, a serial killer could of easily picked me off.

Wow. really cool thread idea.

Walking off alone in the woods at night.
Running to the front door at night without taking my keys out of my pocket.
taking a shower without locking the back door.
Existing :D

no, we're not doing that. I would be writing all day.

you can do it once

OK one thing?

Last weekend I was opening the door to my car and my keys fell out of my hands.

I rarely lock my doors when I'm home...

I've hitchiked & picked up hitchikers...

I've had sex in a tent while camping - big no-no...

I've smoked weed and drank beer around a bonfire by a lake in the woods...

I'm dead

Have you learned NOTHING from the 80s?

Lol........

having sex anywhere is auto-death in horror

whens that ip ban coming up?

walking in a thunderstorm carrying an umberella.

i agree, thats why you should always have sex with more then one person at a time:D

Yeah, I guess if life was a horror movie, there would be very few living adults (or teens, for that matter) around!

As for my death (barring off the sex of course), it would probably be of the "did not hear the killer coming because I was listening to some heavy music with my headphones" type

Actually, I think I would survive a horror movie. I'm like Rabdy from Scream, extremely cautious, and always assumes the worst is about to happen. If theres a noise downstairs, i go upstairs, etc.

wasnt he closer to the killers than anyone

My friends are too stupid to know how to kill someone.

thats exactly what they want you to believe, your doomed

You just have to know what weapons to have.

Bats and axes are dumb, they'll grab them from you and kill you. Chainsaws are too loud and heavy duty to win a fight with.

You just need a nailgun, they dont necessarily kill, so if its just a robber you can shoot in the leg , but if its a killer go all out the the face.

I do the same things. Curiosity gets the best of me. Our property is surrounded by woods, so it can get a bit creepy at night. I do always have to go check everything out if I hear something, though.

if i hear noises i act like i dont hear them and walk off fast in the other direction,the monster cant get you if you didnt hear it

What kind of monster?

something greasy

I really wanna answer this, I'm sure I have tons of answers...BUT...I don't have any time right now because we are getting ready to eat Pizza, Hot Wings, and Mushrooms Braised in Garlic Butter...While we watch ALL of the Toxic Avenger movies...WOO HOO!...You guys are all jealous and stuff, huh? :p

Oops...They decided on Ghosthouse first instead...Oh well, works for ME



Gotta go...*muah*

sure beats the hell out of macaroni and public access channel preaching

If you have a nailgun that runs off the gas charges you have the portability (no compressor needed) but you lose power AND you would have to modify the safety device that doesn't let the gun fire a nail unless it's pressed TIGHTLY against an object. Even if you don't mind getting you close, if you pressed the gun against somebody and they stepped back even a little the gun wouldn't fire and you'd be left wide open.

I'm just the narrator.

you mean like that little wierd guy from charlie and the choco factory

Only different on account of me not being short, male, and of that particular ethnicity.

Also, you see, the horror story, goes on around me. I tell it. The people are just filling their roles. Sometimes I change it; sometimes I don't.

we have some crazy one that shoots like a gun, and practically rapid fire.

so are we headed towards weapon of choice

There's no "press down" safety device? Does it have a rapid contact trigger? Who makes it? Stanley Bostich? Does it run off gas canisters?

maybe a european "boarding' axe

Thats when I reach for my revolver...........

yeah. by the time you reachit, a zombies gonna revolve on your ass!

They're going to rotate? On his ass?

i hate capades, love ass though.

zombie ass?

I've drank beer in a graveyard in the middle of the night. I'm sure that's enough to do me in.

You honestly think angry goths would attack? They would just write a poem about it.

i had like three of those at my old highschool