What do you find UNsexy?
 

Why the fuck not...?
This is WAY easier than the "sexy" thread.

Exposed midsections. Bikinis, croptops, whatever. Nope.

Bad breath/smokers breath - DEAD unsexy.

Poutiness, looks more stupid than sexy to me.

Moustaches...I just think that on a guy they scream unsexy...worse on a chick of course, but as a general thing, nope.

Races:
*Philipino chicks, they just don't do anything for me. And the word "philipino" (or however it's spelled), sounds a little too close to "feel a penis".
*Aboriginal....noway....
*Polish.
No, not racist against any of these, and would treat them as equally as I do anyone, these are just the ones that have the least sexual appeal to me.

Potatoes, they taste great, but they look like clumps of mud. Say, if a girl were to WEAR potatoes, she wouldn't look good at all.

Dyed blonde hair. If you don't have it, you don't have it.

Chicks who (regardless of whether or not you're involved with them) cannot shut up about their ex bfs. Either the ones that are still caught up on a guy who's spectacularly canned their ass, or the abuse cases, or the ones that talk about how much they hate them. Whatever it is, makes for SHITTY conversation.

Those stupid little mini cardigans.

Anything bright coloured.

The punching man. I hate his indifferent face, mocking me.

Lycra/other shit like that.

G-strings. Don't care how good or bad a girls figure is, I don't like these...and, in all honesty, if it's pretty much leaning towards "up your ass" while you're walking around all day, something does not sit right with me there.
I like REAL panties or...the ones they call boyshorts look nice on a girl too.

The whole "I'm too fat" deal. So many chicks WAY too caught up in this bullshit media enforced perception that they don't even know when they look good...then they dwell on it...ergh...If I was a chick, I'd punch ya.

Girls under 18, it's like their brain hasn't kicked in yet.

Anything shorter than full length skirts/dresses, they just look wrong to me. Aint seen a mini that doesn't make a chick look trashy (no offence, just MY perception), and those midlength ones just look like old lady shit.

Over-abundance of foundation, ot other stuff that changes the general colour of your skin. Monderate use its ok, but If it looks like I could take some off with a butterknife and spread it on bread, it's a little too much.

Chicks who throw the sexual innuendo around WAY too much...I dunno if THEY think it's sexy or what, but it just seems distasteful to me.

Chequers, or spotty clothing...yuck...

Pink, green, or yellow clothes. "Girly" works when you're a kid. Do you see me wearing sky blue? No.

Overdeveloped musculature...I'm all for equality, but chicks with clear-as-day abs...Nup, it fucks off all that's nice about the female figure IMO. Anything even further than that, is just madness.

Girls that don't eat right...I've taken a few chicks out in my time, and they've deliberately eaten nothing/next to nothing...not only does it make me feel bad eating "with" you, but, it's obvious that this is not normal...the guy WILL eventually find out that you eat food, no?

Girls who NEED a boyfriend/partner and can't be alone, bounce from one thing to another to another...etc...etc...it's desperate.

Dreadlocks. Unless they're freshly done, they're generally filthy and they fucking stink. Hippies.

The whole "not willing to experiment/try new foods". Annoying more'n anything...I guess with what I do, it's not something I can easily put up with.

Girls who fall for silly gimmicky things aimed at silly gimmicky girls.

Too much perfume. Ach!

That's all I can think of for now...but I'm willing to bet there's a LOT more that doesn't come to mind.

Hmmm... I actually like this one better than the "sexy thread." It's easier.

I'm with you on the dates that won't try different types of food. That irritates me.

Uncleanliness drives me ape. Nothing worse that snuggling with a guy that smells like crap.

Some one who has the mental capacity of a grapefruit

By that same token, I don't want some one who is so wrapped up with being "intellectual" that he doesn't want to go in for some mindlessness every now again. Buzzkillers are a no no.

Conservatives

Pussies (guys) (sorry to be crass, but it's the "Unsexy list")

Guys who aren't honest when I say: Does this make me look fat?

Okay... that last one was a joke, however I've yet to find a guy to say, "No, Heather, it doesn't make you look fat enough. Go change into something else."

Hmm....here goes:
Bad breath
Missing teeth
Rotten teeth
Hippies
Guys in saggy pants
Greasy hair
Body odor
Dirty fingernails
Guys who don't trim the basement.
Guys who want to borrow your makeup mirror to smooth their eyebrows.
Girls who get drunk and then latch onto whoever's in arm's reach.....that's how you get knocked the fuck out.
Men who wear underwear that simulates animal skin. You are NOT an alligator.
Smelly feet.
Dirty socks.
Feet in general.
Men who sneak into your room and put on your lingerie after the first date and lay on your bed expecting you to have sex with them when you come out of the bathroom.
Men who don't like horror movies.
Drug addicts. I have nothing against a little booze and bud, but if you're sticking anything up your nose or in your arm you won't be doing it anywhere near me.

The color teal on anything, anywhere
Anyone over the age of 18 who plays video games regularly - sorry Vod:p

Other than that, I'm pretty damned excitable and won't rule anything else out as potentiually sexy. Even body hair/cleanliness isuues could be pushed soo far past "unsexy" as to become fetishistic to me...but I'm a perv:o

phoniness ... bullshit .. over confidence ... weakness...arrogance

and stupidity /\

Wow. Hmm...people who disrespect me. Anyone that smells like cheese or butt. Oh, and anyone that wears neon.

haha you guys have said most of what I find unsexy. But I gotta few more.


- The girly girls ahhhhhh
- Too much perfume or whatever that stinky shit is
- Long painted nails
- Tiny tits :P
- Chicks who feel the need to bare all there goodys.
- Guys who have long jagged toe nails..Very ouchy when ya trying to sleep and they feel like kicking something.
- Short shorts ...actually short anything really. Shorts look like there riding up ya ass..well that leads to G strings I suppose too. Yuckkk.
- Chicks who are so beautiful but decide to hide there face under layers of makeup.
- The exposed ribs are very very unsexy..yck
- And since renob mentioned it yes...Penis's are unsexy. There only good for a few things and I don't think there ment to be looked at like a bit of art.
- Men who wear underwear. I suppose boxers aint too bad..Still don't like em.
- Pink, green, pink.
- Chicks that don't shave there arm pits. The downstairs whatever. Just as long as its neat and not a fucking jungle.
- I agree with the pussies there Haunted haha..Theres nothin more unsexy then a wimp.
- Body Builders. Nothing screams unsexy then too many fucking muscles.
- Booze breath...ewwwwwwww go throw up that might smell better.

I think I found the perfect girl for you, cheebs. She's second on the left. ;)

http://www.amishabuse.com/images/amish.jpg

Not saying I think that shit is any kinda wrong, just shit that personally doesn't appeal to me, holds an anti-appeal. You like all that, good for you. Go get yer face painted or something.
Last I checked, I don't give much a fuck of anyone elses assessment on what I find sexy/unsexy.
Besides, those girls are wearing white...that's bright.

(She probably doesn't shave her legs, under her arms, or her...ahem, either.)

Lesbians ( they just need a good man) i really don't like Bull dykes like rosie odonnell.
Goths. ( they just look too hot and sweaty in all that black not to mention they also look like whimpy losers)
Pagans ( they stink of goats ass)
hippies (see above)
soccer ( yeah thats right i said soccer. God bless the u.s.a for being one ofthe few countries left that doesn't call that most boring of all games "football")
canadians ( they are just too political correct) grow a fucking back bone ffs.
Jap cartoons (they are just retarded)
every Horror movie made after 2000. (They seem to be made by canadians, pagans and hippies. spineless pieces of shit that stink like goats ass)
"Clever" sit coms about 30 something losers who aren't married. ( i wish they were goats so some desperate hippie/pagan would rape them)

Reality tv shows( they depress me because it makes me realize how many dickheads are in the world)
People who complain or say that the goverment cheated to win goverment (living in a democracy doesnt mean ya gonna get the leader ya want all the time, so get over it ya hippie fuckers) go BUSH He makes me laugh
Women with tattoos ( they look like cheap sluts, every single one of them)
Women with body piercings (they look like cheap sluts and most likely to have some kind of V.D)
People who point out my spelling mistakes (ya can go fuck ya selfs, chances are you spell like shit too only i couldn't be bothered spell checking)
Sluts (enough said)
Moderators who ban me. ( grow a back bone and learn to live with the fact that not everyone is gonna kiss your ass just cause your greatest achievment in life is becoming a moderator)
people who will want to point out that this thread is about what you find unsexy and not what you dont like (suck my dick ya anal fuckers)
i have more and i shall post them later (if i get banned it'll be under a new name)

you get banned because you're too stupid to be here.
its not the decision of a moderator - they're just going by what 99% of the rest of the forum feel.

sure - there'll be a couple of billy badasses who think your garbage is fun because they are looking for a virtual punching bag to flex their virtual muscles..

but dont kid yourself - it's nothing personal with the mods ... you're up against anyone with the slightest degree of intelligence.

Then why aren't you banned?
No just 10% of cry babies like you who can't get over the fact that someone somewhere out there thinks you're a dickhead.

Or maybe unlike you and some mods. don't take this thing too serious and are just out for a bit of a laugh
And tell me why aren't you banned again gramps?

Oh yeah, I think that Nazis are really really unsexy.

How could I forget that...?

Yeah i hate them too..HEY! we must be twins. except i don't have a dick nose.

you'd wonder how empty someones miserable life is to keep bringing them back to a place where everyone hates them .. just for the sole purpose of causing shit..

surely there must be a forum of social fuckups somewhere where he'd feel right at home ?

what kind of a person laughs at the developmentally delayed ?

I haven't been around much lately, busy w/holidays in all but it seems every time I am gone for a bit I come back to some being a freakn asshole around here. Grow up!

here, here.

After inputting your information into 'FindYourDate.com', they came back with this:-

http://www.eldiabloesmicopiloto.com/...Muneco_Gay.jpg

:confused:

haha very much so.

Looks like you added your standard criteria too...I guess now I know how you roll.

you shouldn't take everything so seriously. :)

You shouldn't assume everyone takes things so seriously.
I'm not your friend. Nor am I some stupid little OCMdave type fuckwit that's
gonna sit there and grin while you punch me in the face either. If I've got something to say to you, I'll say it. So what...now I don't have the right to respond to this kind've rubbish, AT all?
You don't like the way I choose to deal with you or other little smart-ass dumb-fucks like you, then stop trying to be an asshole, and fuck off someplace else, hm? It got old, long ago...too bad you haven't grown up too.

Another one for the thread - People that assume too much.

hahahahahhaha...I think it has something to do with being a silly little girl.

Some more unsexys.

- Bitches that are too stupid to know when a joke has been made.
- People that wear thongs. no not G's yknow the shoe thing..that goes for sandles and high heels that look like there gonna snap and make you break your neck.
- Nose hair, ear hair, too much eyebrow hair haha.
- People that sip drinks
- People with oversized novelty glasses. I don't care if there ment to be funny they look fucking stupid.
- Goths that dress up like clowns..One mate of mine used to paint his face full white then add a few things here and there, looked ridiculous.
- Unsymetrical anything..If its on the left it better be on the right too.

Another - Anyone who's absolutely fanatical about sports...like someone who wears a team sweats/jerseys when they're not at a game, or not going to one...just seems like a tool.

Bourbon breath = worst kinda drunk breath IMO.

Moles with hair growin' outta them...really, it wouldn't hurt to pluck it? Unless the mole itself is a monstrous chunk, it usually doesn't look too bad..but the hair..fuck all that.

Again on the g-string bit...I think it's largely a hygeine thing as well...at least that's what occurs to me. An idea stuck in your head can be powerful. I don't really like the way they look, but the UNsexy thing really hits its peak when I think about how if a chicks been wearing one all day, the ol' "anal floss" bit...that's just....eck! I mean really, unless you've put one on five minutes before having someone take it off, that shit's not on...

FAKE tomboys - the girls that try hard to be one, but don't have it going on naturally. The manufactured tomboy look/attitude is just stupid, try-hard shit, usually only really mouthy annoying bitches try to adopt it anyways.

People who let dogs lick their face.

Er, whatever you call that deformed shit? Cleft Palete? No offence intended (nor do I give a shit if I caused any) but anyone who has this, EVER, ought to get free cosmetic surgery to fix it.

Hair tightly pulled back into a single bun.

The schoolgirl thing - What is this really? Living out fantasies of fucking underaged girls? Any girl who'd DO this is damaged, any guy that would want it is kinda messed up in the head.

That thing smokers have where their hands/fingernails go yellow...do they never wash their hands? Nasty side effect.
Other than that, dirty fingernails in general...

I agree this can be a little annoying...although it depends on the drink...yknow if it's a badass coctail that's all icey n shit, or something that tastes really REALLY good, sure, at least sip that til your wasted...but then you hear 'bout the whole sipping tequila thing - that's crazy talk.

Fucking sipping tequila...Ya throw it back dammit. Well thats what imma be doing on new years anyway..No one gets any..Its alllll mine.


- Bitches that laugh and giggle.
- Bitches that have dangly bells and shit on there phone/wallet/bag. Shut up already.

trendys, fakes and wanabes

not a chance..

i never found schoolgirls sexy - even when i was that age..

but dress a woman up like one .. and its sexy time.
my wife has done it - she isnt damaged .. i'm not fucked in the head.

charvas..................yes they are called charvs or ragies not chavs.

I think thats what he was referring to. Chicks who aint in school dressing up like that with the pigtails and everything. How the heck can that seeing someone in a school uniform be sexy...yck. No offence to your wife of course there urg. Its just one of those things to me that seems slighty demented. Or do you like it cos you never had highschool pussy? :)

It isn't empty enough for me to feel the need for cyber friends.
And for your information granpa smurf i didn't start any shit.:D

I do, i find you people very funny.

Urg and wufong..really both of you shut up. Don't fuck try and fuck another thread up.

Im sure you could both come up with a sensible discussion if you try without an arguement.
Taking the bait is as bad as setting it.

Personal perception based on experience (eg - having known a couple of the guys I'm mainly talking about) Not the be-all and end-all...mainly referring to the guys that are obsessed with it, "lifes greatest fantasy"...etc, and the girls that let ^^that^^ fly. Weird and desperate on one side, seems a little insecure on the other. But again, just IMO.

I know that ugeroker guy should lighten up. I just posted something and he was like wah wah wah blah blah blah. gesh he needs to lighten up a bit i think. Lets ignore him.

This is really silly, but guys who can't play pool... I don't know why that is kind of important to me...

I'm also put off by certain types of laughter... If you've ever heard a weird irritating laugh, you know what I mean.

Shoving his tongue in my mouth at the very beginning (it really shouldn't be there anyway...maybe the tip)

I understand the dislike of avid sports fans. I really do. I find it disgusting not to be able to sit down with some one and not be able to watch something educational/entertaining/interesting. That makes me a total bitch, I guess, but it's the way I feel. I hate sports channels. Now, I will watch soccer/football occasionally.

guys who treat me like "little lady" and won't let me do shit for fear of me "hurting myself." I can't even unscrew a bolt or something.

hahahaha I gotta agree with you there completely. I love all the manly shit ( including the chicks but not the beer) Fuck all the macho bullshit. Im a big gal I can handle myself. :P

Just cos im a chick doesn't mean you gotta treat me like one.


- People that get insulted by the term BITCH...its a fucking word get over it.
- People that feel the need to call me honey, sweetheart, or any of those soppy fucking things.