I Believe ....
 

... that line dancing is a form of mental retardation.

No more than "DISCO" dancing.

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!!! Dear God !!!!


Newb Line Dances !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I believe ...we should cut the police some slack. I like them better than criminals.

depends on what type of criminals realy.

newb doesn't DANCE......at all.

My father was a cop for twenty years.......props to them.

i believe that was an HDC record for the fastest thread derailment by the way :D

My wife doesn't call me speedy for nothing.:D

I believe....that thinking Miracle Whip is mayo should be a capitol offense.

Lets see if I can get this thread back on track.


I believe, I believe,
I believe in wishing wells,
But I also believe in a lot of things,
Things the daisy tells,
I believe, I believe that a four-leaf clover brings,
Lots of luck, lots of joy, lots of happiness,
I believe those things.
And when it’s christmas time I believe in santa claus,
Why do I believe, I guess that I believe because
I believe, I believe,
I believe that dreams come true,
If you wish for a dream by a wishing well,
Don’t tell your wish or you’ll break the spell,
It may sound na‹ve, but that’s what I believe.
(instrumental)
And when it’s christmas,
I try to believe in santa claus,
Why do I believe,
I guess that I believe because
I believe, I believe,
I do believe that dreams come true,
And if you wish for a dream by the wishing well,
Don’t you tell the wish or you’ll break the spell,
It may sound na‹ve,
But that’s what I happen to believe.

I believe that money CAN buy happiness if you have half of a fucking brain.
unhappy rich people are unhappy rich stupid people.

I cant believe its not butter.

I believe in anything that suits my needs at any given time :)

I believe that all non-cosmetic medical care should be free for people throughout the world, those that take time to learn and provide it should be on "comfortable" govt. paid wages, as they deserve.

I believe that courses on basic animal ownership/care should be mandatory prior to ownership itself.

I believe everyone should plant a tree for every year they're alive.

I believe that everyone ought to learn to cook, at least a little better than the majority, it's fast becoming a forgotten art.

I believe that a person/people expecting to take up long term residence in a country not their own, should be at least "proficient" in speaking their language. Writing? whateverthefuck. Speaking, definately. Not just my country, not just yours. The rule should apply to everyone, everywhere. It's a respect thing.

I believe smoking is one of the worlds greatest ongoing stupidities.

I believe that when people vomit, it really IS funny, and I shouldn't feel bad about laughing at all.

"I believe in miracles" by Ramones, great song.

I believe that hope is actually the denial of reality in some occasions.

I believe that love is a waste of time.

I believe in getting shit done despite everything.

I believe in being who I am.

I believe in keeping my chin up no matter what.

I believe in grabbing opportunities and running with them.

I believe in adventure.

Mainly, though, I believe in myself.

Not that I enjoy Nascar or Line Dancing but you seem to have an aversion to things of a more... Southern nature.

Those Canadians...thinking they're "above" it all.

I believe 90% of people settle for the mediocre rather than putting effort into finding something better.

line dancing, nascar, and fucking your sister ..

just those things :)


by the way .. i know a lot of nascar fans up here ..

i've even witnessed - gulp - line dancing

I believe Nascar is just a bunch rednecks making left turns.

I don't understand the fad but I know my dad actually likes NASCAR, probably because he likes cars. I personally don't see the point, like Mitch said; "I wanna be a Nascar passenger... I wanna be the guy who irritates the driver. 'Can you turn on the radio? Boy, you really like Tide. Why do we always gotta turn left?". Anyway, I know quite a few people who are intelligent, fairly cultured, but for some reason like NASCAR. Line Dancing was probably invented as a way for people from South to lose weight from all the fried food they eat, at least they're moving. As for incest... well, I can't see anything good that could come from that. Wait a second, the royal family... nevermind.

I believe that the heart does go on.....until it freezes and sends you to a watery grave.
I believe it's not butter.
I believe I can fly if I take the right drug.
I believe in fairies and they're way more fun to hang out with than girls.
I do believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do believe in spooks.
I saw her face now I'm a believer. That is one ugly broad.

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them fellers what got lost on the way to the trailer park.
I tol' 'em, "turn left up at yorn lights"

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for me - i cant stand any kind of racing ..

cars, horses, dogs, people, people on skates, in the water, in cars, on skateboards, fuck !

ok - you're faster than that guy .. yeah hoo.

i know i'm in a minority here but i just dont get it.


line dancing - fuck - where do you begin ... synchronized dancing is just odd to me period. just do your thing ...

but when you add country and western hats, boots, check shirts and billy ray cyrus ... its just a whole other dimension of fucked.

I believe THAT is a boar....

And I believe she is the inspiration for the term "Tits on a boar." Blech.

she could be a very nice person....!!!

I'm with you in that minority Urg...'cept in my case it goes even a little further.
I can't watch racing, or pretty much a full game of damn near any sport.
I figure if you're gonna watch sport or racing, it ought to be from a first person perspective, I have never understood the interest, or the fanticism...wouldn't EVER buy any kinds of sports merchandise, let alone wear it.

I can sit through a few rounds of thai boxing or thai rules kickboxing,
or...not sure what it's called...some thing here where people run around set courses...they run up and downhill, climb rock faces, mountainbike, all that shit, kind of like an endurance thing...I mainly watch to see people gather funny injuries.

I believe orange, chocolate, mint and chilli is one hell of a good combination.

i hated watching sports as a kid ... years later i started watching hockey and baseball .. now i cant even be bothered to do that.

i'd much rather play sports than watch them .. which is what i do.

2 exceptions .. ladies tennis and ladies figureskating.
i spend no time watching either - but i sure as hell understand the attraction.

i believe the women that play tennis and figureskate professionally - have the nicest legs and asses on the planet.

I hate watching sports also, and i DESPISE sports video games. I like playing sports in real life, however, especially full contact. i love hurting other people, especially if they are bigger than me. I played tackle football with no equipment when i was in high school (against friends) and LOVED it. i always charged the biggest guy and did my best to knock him on his ass.

Oh, and I believe people with no sense of humor are evolutionary dead-ends.

i can only watch ice hockey........tennis on occasion but i near fall asleep.......and i obviously love watching wrestling, but i dont need to tell you guys that right

we did that as kids too ..
when i was a little guy - i was the only one crazy enough to try to tackle Billy S.
this guy was built like a large adult - he was older and bigger than the rest of us and walked around in bare feet because he worshipped Billy Jack.

he tackled one of the guys by pushing/throwing him once .. the guy flew through the air and landed badly breaking his collar bone.

after that i tackled him once around the ankles ... he kicked me in the face as he fell but he twisted funny and crashed through a picket fence ...

got hurt too :D

I'd rather play as well but sometimes you can't and you sure as hell can't play like most of the people you watch. Unless you jump over another full grown man, spin around, and dunk a basketball or throw an 80 yard touchdown pass to a guy who is covered by two outstanding atheletes then you're not on their level. They dedicate their lives to performing, they're gladiators, we pay them to entertain us just like actors.

I had someone say this to me once and it forever chnage dhow i look at pro athletes. I generally think of them as overpaid high school students, but i had never considered the fact that they are entertainers, just different from musicians or actors.

yeah .. i always wrestle with the actor vs pro sports arguement ..

still - with sports - you're sitting and watching people do things you like to do .. playing is still more fun BECAUSE we arent all at a pro level .. you get to develop and your team along with you ..

i can appreciate the pros are good atheletes .. but they are also people who train, play under the best conditions , etc .. its 'too good'

Its funny... people ,make big deals about pro athletes being able to kcik field goals, hit home runs, and shoot 3 pointers...

I say, big deal. I can DO my job too...


And for the salaries someof these guys pull, they should be able to ressurect the dead and give back virginities.

I believe that coke was the best invention
beside toilet paper :D