Favorite Swear Words
 

So?

I really love the sound and intention behind "cocksucker!" It really rolls off the tongue (pun) but I've stopped using it - and here's why.

Cocksucker is a sharp, cruel word meant to belittle someone. That's part of the appeal to using it.

BUT anyone who performs this action should be praised, not ridiculed, not marginalized. If there was more of this behavior the world would be a much better place. I'm trying to "take it back" as a tearm of endearment...the wife still isn't sold on it, but I can wear anyone down:)

So with "cocksucker" semi-retired from my lexicon, I gotta say my fav is "motherfucker"

And yours?

my wife says the same thing all the time ..

but that being said -- what the fuck do you have against dads ?



as far as cock sucker goes .. i think you'd use it only to a person who would be offended at the suggestion of them sucking one.
I.E. a non gay male. (or a nun)
otherwise - yeah its pretty innapropriate and ineffective.


i think if i'm really mad (driving) it would be more of a string of words.

'fucking god damn idiot'

"fucking asshole prick rat bastard'

that kind of thing.

yeah, I am a mother-fucker

I've been prone to yell "JESUS FUCK" when annoyed, but this tends to confuse people - not an entirely bad thing

"Sweet fucking christ!" has to be my favorite string.


I have always liked "Buttfucker" too, but mostly because i have always thought the act to be distasteful.

WELL, MY favorite swear word is--

I'm not gonna...I'm not even gonna say anything.

no ass to mouth !

I use fucktard and assmaggot quite a bit. Jesus tits is another personal favorite.

That one made me laugh, almost choked on my coffee

I know some people around here are fond of the word "Cunt", the use of which always seems quite desperate, sneering and angry - not to mention highly offensive to (most) women.

I've always found the word very lazy and tasteless.

I agree Motherfucker and Cocksucker are effective, and would add Shitsucker and, simply, Bastard.

thats the one my wife uses to describe the women at her work ...

At one time I would express anger with these words....

cocksucker
motherfucker
asshole
assbag
shit
shithole
fucking shitass
ball licker
ass licker
cunt
dirty cunt
sonofabitch
bastard


now I just say the mother of all swear words






poo-nuts

do you want to be grounded from here too young man??? :o




mine is holy fuckery!!

i dont know if i would consider 'shit stain' to be a favorite swear word ....
but it sure is appropriate for a lot of the fuckwits around here lately.

hrmmm let me see..
most of them have been covered.
crabby
we need a new swear word..

fuck
motherfucker
cunt
prick
asshole

I stick to the classics, what can I say? I'm pretty classy. ;)

Buttmunch
Poopuncher
Cumsquirt
Cumbot
Shitstain
Fucktard
Queerbait
Ponsdeleon
Poo Pirate
Shit ticket
Jerkoff



those are some words i can think of calling friends

I generally just use the word fuck alot.

As in "Ponce DeLeon"? You are weird....

That's the one word i never use, i hate that word, no matter how annoyed i am, or how continuos the annoyance i just could never bring myself to say that

i use 'fuck' when i'm mad

well if that's the case the ignore button will come in very useful then won't it :eek:

I use this word to describe a woman at my work too!!:mad:
Though it is not my favorite word it definately comes in handy on occassion.

I also like to use fuckface, bitchface, fuck-o, fucking christ, ....and I have a couple others I feel are a bit too innnappropriate.;)

I've been using the word "douche" a lot. It just sounds funny to me.

***with Boston Accent***
ya fuckin' douche!

i have always loved. "You piece of shit"


after anyone says something to someone else thats not nice, ill alwasy add in "you piece of shit". works real well

heres one i made up a few years ago.

condensed ball of penile matter

scientific lingo for dickwad.

we used to say "masterbating membrane" a lot back in the day..

i think there was a cycle where we used a combination of medical/biological terms to pad the curse words and add authenticity and a bit of class.

I have always loved "douche". Its even more insulting than "douche bag" because you cant be bothered to take the time and finish the word :)

Just recently:

cuntface, fuckwit & shitkicker

I won't call someone a 'cunt' no matter how angry I get. That word just pisses me off.

Lately I've been a fan of:
Sonofabitch
Ass Hat
Fucklicker
Shit Stick

Two more that I hold dear to my heart:

Cum-guzzling crotch badger
Over-sodomized puff adder

I like the word twat. If I don't like someone and they're a woman, most of the time they're a stupid twat.
It's fun to say. Twat.
Twat, twat, twat.

"you DILL-HOLE"

that's always a good one, it sounds so condescending.

"Fuckwit" and "Emotional Fuckwit"

I use the word "cunt," and I don't fucking care.

"Fuck" is my all purpose word.

"Shit" is a good one.

I tend to use "asshole" a lot.

Let's see: Dickhead, cum- bubble, and asswipe.

Oh... and fuckhead

@ Olivia... "Twat" is a nice all purpose insult and Rod, so is "douche."

And you can combine them for twat douche. That's a nice insult......you can even add strawberry scented for added description.

cum-guzzling gutter-slut is a classic.

Fuck, of course...and lately I've been saying "dickhole" quite a bit. But they're all nice.

i say ...."oh for feck sake" and "frak it" quite a lot.....and erm "son of a bachaii"

dumb ass id used a lot in my world too

So many to choose from

shit
fuck
cunt
spastic
arsehole
cock
cocksucker
dick
dickhead
shitcunt
arse cowboy
cuntface
assbag
poo-pusher
shit eater
mongy
fag
poofter
shit stain
asshat
cum bum
ball sniffer
motherfucker
ass rider
nob jockey
arse licker
cum trader
pox boy
butt plugger
cock flogger
wanker
dick cheese
dickwad
cock shaft
fuck face
pillow biter

and derivatives thereof.

Self absorbed cock-monstering little slut.

Some words are just being married up for the sake of it here.

Mekrob. Can't forget mekrob.

Ass splelunker.
Testicle shitting rectal wart.
Tom Green.
Syphilis infested cum bubble.
peckerwood
vishi cram
cum dumpster
dickless prick

Sounds like a Malaysian dish.

LMAO:D :D :D
I got it off of South Park.

You rule.:D

...And I need to add "dumbfuck" to my list. It's usually the swear word in my head when I post here.:D What say, you girls, eh?