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Vodstock's boob torture
Hi all!
I finally joined, yay! This is Bree, David's wife. I suppose most of you know me better by the imfamous picture that my wonderful husband has been shoving down your throats for the past few years. I tell you, once boobs are involved, men can't handle life.:rolleyes: So, first of all, so sorry to you all that had to endure the boobs for so long. You can imagine how proud I am to be known as "boobs".:o Second, here I am, with more clothes on--a presentation I prefer. And yes, I'm real, and I don't "live in Canada". :p I look forward to chatting with you all, boob free of course!:D http://scaredyet.org/pics/Lily/breelily.jpg |
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Boobs rock and welcome to horror. Nice to see you around. About time you showed up, I was starting to think vod had gone crazy and dreamed up a cute wife and very cute bub. :)
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Hahahahah! I told Vod in your birthday thread that I suspected he made you up and then you suddenly appear! Oh boy, Vod. You have too much time on your hands!
Just kidding. Welcome aboard. |
BREE!!!...I asked you to join almost TWO YEARS ago, but noooo...I guess you could only do it for VOD...
Fine...It doesn't matter that I feel slighted, ignored, unappreciated and that I got my feelings hurt...All I want to know is WHY?...WWWHHHHYYYYY???? *sobs* It just doesn't make any sense...I have a MUCH bigger truck than he does:confused: Inside joke :D So glad you're finally here...Just afraid you won't stick around...The place has gotten kinda shitty as of late...Okay, it's been this way for while...But, still... |
hi !
please tell me you arent as weird as he is ! and you type better. hopefully you'll be contributing to his porn xmas story thread :D |
i'll never forgive him for the way he forced us all to look at that boob picture over and over. was real mean o him I think
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Hi, again, Bree. I've got the same concerns that our Rayne has. However, just remember all of the fun people and ignore the rest.:D
I'm so very glad that you're here. I think all of us have been begging our David to get you to join the forum. |
oooooooooooh..your so pretty..!!
welcome to the board. So ..wotcha get for your birthday..huh??huh??huh?? vod !!how the hell did you get such a pretty wife?? |
welcome to fthe forum, boobs.
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i like that name they use in the USA for girls with big boobs (never heard it in Canada)
'Tits Magee' |
And yes! Welcome, glad you and the whole family can be here. Can you teach the baby to type also?
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Wow! I feel so loved! Or is it that you feel sorry for me being married to Mr. Bree (I like that)? Yea, he's been trying to get me to join, but I didn't because I didn't think I would have the time to be too active.
However, after all of my birthday wishes, thank you by the way, I thought I should get to know y'all. I'm not as weird as him no, but I'm definitely weird in other ways. I suppose that's why we work. And yes, I think I am a better typist. Comes from all those wasted years with online dating and IMing people across the hall at college. Bear with me as I learn the etiquette here, hope you don't mind baby pictures and rants about stupid people! I'm quite good at going on and on about things I don't like. Hope you're all having a great day and you're NOT out shopping, good lord! To Stubborn--thank you for the complement, while I tend to not agree, I still appreciate it. I got some flowers, bear and chocolates from my mama, gift card from my sister, and David got me a car starter and did all the chores for me on my birthday night!:D |
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shouldnt you be doing the dishes or laundry or something ? :D :p |
i have to warn you - simply by being vods wife - i have to give you a hard time by proxy :)
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I don't do the dishes, cause I'm cool like that:p
As a matter of fact, I am doing some laundry. Shouldn't you be out making some money to spend on your wife or something? |
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No worries, if I can survive his smart ass, I can survive anything! |
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not at home stuffing my face with turkey !! (although thats what i'd rather be doing) home made stir fry tastes like shit the next day. |
Hi Bree. I'm not one of the fun interesting ones Rayne is talking about, but I still look forward to taunting you. Whilst drinking. Copious amounts. Of alcohol.
Welcome aboard! |
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jesus dont start talking about his ass ... thats all HE talks about |
I'm right at home with all this picking. It's like David clones.
By the way, consider yourself lucky that you only have to read about his ass, I have to live with what it does!!!!!! |
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but..thats his way of saying jst how much he loves you :D |
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after reading about all the garbage he eats - there is no doubt in my mind how toxic his ass must be ... he sees it as a thing of beauty .. where i think it will eventually show up on animal planet one day - when they do a countdown of the worlds 10 most dangerous creatures. "and finally, in the #1 spot : a mcdonalds addict programmers ass !" |
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HA!!! He does have a rather nice ass, but good lord, it's noisy and it's stinky. From far away it's great, but up close it's dangerous. Miss Stubborn, sometimes it's a little more love than I can handle. |
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i bet he's be a better typist if he used it instead of his hands :p |
'throws bree a hammer'
just smash his toe every now and then |
just had to have me a post in a thread titled BOOB TORTURE ;)
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definition of boob torture :
when pregnant - a womans boobs never look better .. freaking glorious. the torture : they dont want you to touch them at this point. |
...and I make a movement that we stop talking about the functions of Vod's ass.:p
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Or otherwise we will have to consider him a pootie-boobie.;)
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Actually, and I won't get into details, I was the opposite. And no, I won't tell you more than that! But I think one pregnancy is enough for me. |
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let me describe to you how a pregnant woman feels... boobs feel like they weigh 100pounds each theres this fucken cannon ball sitting in your womb that only likes to kick you from the inside when your trying to sleep.. your ass feels like its dragging on the ground when ever you walk. your legs ..oh shit..we wont start on the legs.. you get this pregnancy mask all over your face that ppl comment with shit like.. ooooooooh you got that glow..!! fucken bullshit!!it feels like a face full of zits. And its not me that was craving for the 2 liter ice cream laced with chicken soup .or pickles with strawberry jam sammies..or the chocolate melted shoe polish..NO.. its what that cannon ball in your belly desires.. :eek: :eek: |
ooohhhhh...so that's what that craving shit is about!
It's the BABY that wants all that weird stuff! I never thought about it before. It all makes sense now... I think I got it figured out... The baby is hooked into the mother's brainwaves, you see. It goes looking around upstairs, sifts through all your tasty food memories, and goes, "Oh ice cream! I want some of that. Pickles! That pickle thing sounds good. Have me some of that. Maybe I can get them to put them together for me...they'll do whatever I say...I'll make it happen somehow..." |
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Welcome Bree, look forward to harassing you as much as I do your boy-toy:) |
Welcome to the site Bree.I hope this doesn't mean Vod has to behave and stop talking about boobs..........for the record....he really seems to like yours.
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You don't have to tell me, I live with the man. I really don't think he's all there sometimes:p
No, he doesn't have to stop doing anything he does here, even the posting of the half naked women pictures...sorry, had to get him on that one. Thank you for the welcome! |
Welcome and i hope you stick around. =0)
BTW, you and your little girl are bith very pretty!=0) |
Oh well shoot! Thank you! Pretty? Me, not so much. But hell yes, Miss Lily is a beautiful girl! I'm so biased, but I'm allowed, I'm a mama.
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Welcome to HDC Bree! Let me add my voice to the chorus of folks here who think that Vod needs to do a little more to help around the house - he has entirely too much time on his hands!
(cute baby by the way) |
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