xmas songs are here again!
 

Every damn store i walk into now have all these dumbass songs playing
and its still november.
However..it made me think about how ancient most if these songs are and yet
are still popular.

Please come home for christmas
Last christmas
Santa clause is coming to town
Red Baron and Snoopy
White Christmas
Feliz Navida

my fav...'sings'
all i want for kwistmas is my 2 fwont toofs' :o

what is yours ??

Merry Christmas Everyone - Shakin' Stevens :o :o
I wish it could be christmas everyday - Wizzard :D

not sure about this one though.
http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic291.htm

this aughtta bring the love from captain holiday cheer (R. Usher) :D

but i HATE xmas songs.

the only ones i like arent very xmasy

the john lenon one i like...(so this is christmas)

i thought there was another - cant remember right now.

funny thing is i whistle them all the time.. all year round.

and i sing one to drive my wife nuts - because i dont know the words :

up on the roof top click click click,
down on the roof top click, click, click.

drives her batty :D

Ahhhh...Christmas songs....it warms my heart.

Here is a nice we we all sing around the tree while enjoying eggnog.

I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East..
No Trees, no Snow, no Santa Claus,
They have Different Religious beliefs..
They Believe in Muhammad,
And not in our Holiday..
And so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say..

Hey there Mr. Muslim, Merry Fuckin' Christmas
Put down that book 'The Koran'
and hear some holiday wishes.
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus' Birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim Ass
And fuckin' celebrate.

There is no holiday season
In India, I've heard..
They don't hang up their stockings,
and that is just absurd..
They've never read a Christmas Story,
They Don't know what Rudolph is about..
And that's why in December,
I'll go to India and shout..

Hey there Mr. Hinduist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas
Drink egg nog, and eat some Beef
and pass it to the Missus
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen hindu ass,
And fuckin' celebrate.

Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin..
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin..
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake..
and that is why I'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say..

Hey there Mr. Shintoist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas
God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.
Incase you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
and Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you.

On Christmas Day, I travel 'round the world and say..
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddists
and all you atheists too..
Merry Fuckin' Christmas.. to you

http://static2.instructables.com/pub...YU9P.small.jpg

we should try to find those xmas poems we did a few years ago ..

i remember reworking The Night Before Xmas..

anyone better than me at searching ?

kpro seems to be pretty good at it.


I don't have the patience.

i cant seem to go back far enough

Youd better watch out, youd better not cry
You better not pout, though Im telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

Hes making a list, hes checking it twice
Hes gonna find out whose been naughty or nice

Youd better watch out, youd better not cry
You better not pout, though Im telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees when you are sleeping
And he knows when youre awake
He knows if youve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

Youd better watch out, youd better not cry
You better not pout, though Im telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees when you are sleeping
And he knows when youre awake
He knows if youve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

Youd better watch out, youd better not cry
You better not pout, though Im telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

Not true.


You go waaaaayyyy back...you old fart.:D

he does, but the brain doesn't :p ;)

I have the soundtracks here of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" and "Mad Monster Party" also...and I'm gonna put them on now because of this thread.

i cant argue with tha.........


whaaaaa ?

I noticed the Xmas songs starting right after Halloween this year and was horrified to see some stores actually starting to roll out decorations before Halloween. I can't say I have any favorites, but that may be because I no longer celebrate Xmas.

Fairytale of New York

thats the other one i was thinking of (not very xmasy)

here's a list of actual christmas songs I can listen to without thinking of it as torture:

let it snow
i'll be home for christmas
white christmas

the bowie - bing crosby tune is good too...

The video of that duet is awesome--jaw-dropping and shockingly weird and cool at the same time. Never seen anything like it before or since.

forgot about that one.

fuck, I love david bowie's voice.

The Young Americans .... best use of it ever

Disagree........its Hero's for me.




hey.....that rhymed.

and I disagree with both of you, new angels of promise.

You're all wrong...It's "China Doll" or for the times I'm in traffic or in public period, "Under Pressure." (Shut up, you).

I hate Xmas songs, because, I don't celebrate Xmas, they're stupid, the melodies aren't catchy, and the words are irritating.

Every goddamn time I hear Hall and Oates singing "Jingle Bell Rock" (or whatever) I get the horrible image, terrifying beyond belief, of their fucking video. It swear to all existence, it makes me fucking twitch.

...and fucking Wayne Newton...

Jingle bells...Opera style. Fucking shops. ahhhhhh It makes me hate christmas that much more haha.

Because your kiss, your kiss is on my list
Because your kiss, your kiss I can't resist

re: David Bowie - Putting out the fire, theme from Cat people.

Back to the thread:

I wonder someone will mention the traditional christmas songs - not rudolph or frosty the snowman, but about the nativity - Away in a manger, Come all ye faithful etc

Christmas is for the children.....uh, no it aint ..... if any one expects a present from me just make sure I get a present back and NO socks or hankies, and the car does not appreciate gifts.

My mum has it worked out, "you don't have to spend much ......" spend?spend? I repeat, spend? What about its the thought that counts?

bah humbug.

Yeah. Fuck christmas and its shithouse music haha

arghh

that song makes my eyes bleed

My friend (hhrrm ex friend) and I were going to a movie with her little brother and this came on the radio. I'd be lying if I told you we didn't feel obligated to sing along, I mean it's a classic. :p Anyway her brother threw a fucking fit.... after we realized how much is bugged him we just got louder and more obnoxious hahaha I think he was in physical pain :D

good times.

hall and oats always had that effect on me ... H2 fucking O my ass
they arent worth water !!!!


wake my up before you blow blow by wham is the only other song that affects me to that extent. (not going to talk about whitney, celon, bolton, collins)
making my temples throb.

i used to think those were the acutal words to whams song :o

which bastard started with The Little Drummer Boy?? i've now got bing crosby and david bowie singing "a rum pum pum pum" in my brain and it won't go away grrrrr

it's taken me three days to get rid of that stupid girl in Slither singing The Crying Game out of my head, and now this.......

damn i got little drummer boy in my head now......

Come they told me (pa-rum pum pum pum)
A newborn King to see (pa-rum pum pum pum)
Our finest gifts we bring pa-rum pum pum pum
To lay before the King
So to honor Him (pa-rum pum pum pum)
when we come

Little Baby (pa-rum pum pum pum)
I am a poor boy too (pa-rum pum pum pum)
I have no gift to bring (pa-rum pum pum pum)
that's fit to give our King
Shall I play for You? (pa-rum pum pum pum)
On my drum

Mary nodded (pa-rum pum pum pum)
The ox and lamb kept time (pa-rum pum pum pum)
I played my drum for Him (pa-rum pum pum pum)
I played my best for Him
Then He smiled at me (pa-rum pum pum pum)
Me and my drum

oh that's really helped, now i've got the whole bloody song :p :D

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhgggg god!!! I hate that fucking song.

It...torments me...in the....NIGHT!!! Silly drama aside, that song is THE most annoying song in the universe, bar none.

Theres this fucken huggggggggggggge toy santa in the post shop ..
its wiggling its ass and its singing ..
SANTA CLAUSE IS COMING TO TOWN..

now imagine standing in a line 10 miles long
queue waiting to be served and hearing this non stop ..
reptitively ..
LOL..this guy walks past santa and knocks him over on purpose..
shit we all cracked up!! :D :p
hahahahahahahahaha

I've always wanted to do something like that.

hahahahaha..
it was hilarious..
he just walked out of the queue..marched straight up to santa
n was like 'argh shut the fuck up' THWACK'

olo! i wanna do that too.....but i couldnt infront of the ickle children......i got santa claus is coming to town in my head now...i like the little drummer song.....well not so much as like it as i cant get it out of my head once its there....oh its there now.......damn