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Vodstok 11-15-2006 06:30 AM

I can NOT wait until lunch
 
They dont start serving it for 30 minutes and i am dying here....

The organic blueberry cereal bar i had this morning lasted about 3 minutes, but i kept me from once again taking advantage of the "Two sausage mcmuffins for $3" deal... I have such a horrible diet sometimes. we are trying really hard to eat well, i often have salads at work, and i prepare low fat, low saalt, low everything but flavor meals for dinner, and usually if i have breakfast it is organic and fruity, but damn....


Last night was "House night", where we revel in shitty food and watch House (we try to be good the rest of the week)

I had the following:
2 Suzy-Qs
a can of fosters
a 20 oz bottle of Newcastle
a regular Corona (with a squeeze of lime. Nice and white-trashy, huh? I needs my vitamin C)
A mcdonald's double cheeseburger
a Big and tasty (no cheese, gotta watch those arteries)
A Big Mac.


I was STILL HUNGRY when i finished that mess.... Good thing i only eat like that every so often. Even my usual night of eating debauchery isnt that bad. Believe it or not, i am even 30 lbs lighter than i was at this time last year :D

urgeok 11-15-2006 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 508922)
They dont start serving it for 30 minutes and i am dying here....

The organic blueberry cereal bar i had this morning lasted about 3 minutes, but i kept me from once again taking advantage of the "Two sausage mcmuffins for $3" deal... I have such a horrible diet sometimes. we are trying really hard to eat well, i often have salads at work, and i prepare low fat, low saalt, low everything but flavor meals for dinner, and usually if i have breakfast it is organic and fruity, but damn....


Last night was "House night", where we revel in shitty food and watch House (we try to be good the rest of the week)

I had the following:
2 Suzy-Qs
a can of fosters
a 20 oz bottle of Newcastle
a regular Corona (with a squeeze of lime. Nice and white-trashy, huh? I needs my vitamin C)
A mcdonald's double cheeseburger
a Big and tasty (no cheese, gotta watch those arteries)
A Big Mac.


I was STILL HUNGRY when i finished that mess.... Good thing i only eat like that every so often. Even my usual night of eating debauchery isnt that bad. Believe it or not, i am even 30 lbs lighter than i was at this time last year :D



your stomach is stretched out !

drink some water ...

Vodstok 11-15-2006 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok (Post 508927)
your stomach is stretched out !

drink some water ...

I swear... I need to get stranded in a desert for a week with shade, water, and crickets....

I would probably only be able to stomach enough crickets to stay alive...


Either that, or i need to get a job with Fed-Ex and open their russian branch on christmas.

Ginger<3 11-15-2006 06:54 AM

what is a big and tasty?

Vodstok 11-15-2006 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ginger<3 (Post 508933)
what is a big and tasty?

Kind of McDonald's version of a whopper. almost 1/4 lb patty, lettuce tomato, ketchup and may. optional cheese. They are pretty good, and a hell of a lot less messy than a whopper.

Kind of reminds me of the old McDLT....

Vodstok 11-15-2006 07:13 AM

I GOT LUNCH!

Mushroom salad and buffalo chicken wrap, and a lemonade. I am very happy :)

urgeok 11-15-2006 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 508939)
I GOT LUNCH!

Mushroom salad and buffalo chicken wrap, and a lemonade. I am very happy :)


do you know how much $$$ you can save by bringing your own lunch ??

ShankS 11-15-2006 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok (Post 508940)
do you know how much $$$ you can save by bringing your own lunch ??

he earns 4million $'s a week...mere street bum money to him. :D

Vodstok 11-15-2006 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok (Post 508940)
do you know how much $$$ you can save by bringing your own lunch ??

I was thinking thata as i rang $7 onto my credit card.. And it was nothign i cant make myself better.

there is one imporrtant thing i save by buying, though: time.

I really do need to come up with sometghng soon, though. I already spend enough on gas every day...

ShankS 11-15-2006 08:08 AM

I take my own sandwiches to work, the canteen ones are way over priced and the bread is usaly stale by lunch.

But tonight its PIE night! :D

Sainsbury's Deep Fill Puff Pastry Steak & Guinness Pie 600g

http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/1611/steakpieej0.jpg

crabapple 11-15-2006 08:17 AM

yaaaaayy, pie night! pie Night! I mean...

(deep voice)

I mean, that sounds goooood.

Zero 11-15-2006 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 508922)

I had the following:
2 Suzy-Qs
a can of fosters
a 20 oz bottle of Newcastle
a regular Corona (with a squeeze of lime. Nice and white-trashy, huh? I needs my vitamin C)
A mcdonald's double cheeseburger
a Big and tasty (no cheese, gotta watch those arteries)
A Big Mac.


I was STILL HUNGRY when i finished that mess.... Good thing i only eat like that every so often. Even my usual night of eating debauchery isnt that bad. Believe it or not, i am even 30 lbs lighter than i was at this time last year :D

SUPERSIZE VOD

Roderick Usher 11-15-2006 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 508922)
I had the following:
2 Suzy-Qs
a can of fosters
a 20 oz bottle of Newcastle
a regular Corona (with a squeeze of lime. Nice and white-trashy, huh? I needs my vitamin C)
A mcdonald's double cheeseburger
a Big and tasty (no cheese, gotta watch those arteries)
A Big Mac.
:D

Haven't you ever seen SuperSize Me?

Zero 11-15-2006 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roderick Usher (Post 508979)
Haven't you ever seen SuperSize Me?

seen it? he's the sequel

the_real_linda 11-15-2006 08:28 AM

olo! i was nearly tempted by the smell of kfc today but since vincent didnt have any money left (he bought a tool album) ive waited for something to eat now....ive got a hot plate on my bare knee.....ow.....with a jacket potato on it........scrummy:p

crabapple 11-15-2006 08:33 AM

You said Vincent bought a "tool album" ....

So which one was it? A tool or an album?? it can't be both you know.

Oh wait, my consultant is whispering something to me. What? Ohhh...oh I see.

Never mind

Vodstok 11-15-2006 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roderick Usher (Post 508979)
Haven't you ever seen SuperSize Me?

yeah... i know first hand what it can do, 5 years ago i got my first computer job. I gained almost 30 lbs in 6 months because i was eating so much fast food (because of time and convenience, plus i had the money)

I have lost quite a bot of the weight, but i dont know what it is recently, my appetite has gone through the roof.


No, Im not pregnant.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zero (Post 508982)
seen it? he's the sequel

HAHA!

stubbornforgey 11-15-2006 08:35 AM

LOL..
woman take note..
the men of HDC do have a feminine side.
I 'drooled over that pie pic'

urgeok 11-15-2006 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 508991)
yeah... i know first hand what it can do, 5 years ago i got my first computer job. I gained almost 30 lbs in 6 months because i was eating so much fast food (because of time and convenience, plus i had the money)

I have lost quite a bot of the weight, but i dont know what it is recently, my appetite has gone through the roof.


No, Im not pregnant.



HAHA!


i have to admit - you do remind me of that guy who lost all that weight eating nothing but subway .. :D

Vodstok 11-15-2006 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok (Post 508999)
i have to admit - you do remind me of that guy who lost all that weight eating nothing but subway .. :D

Jared? He's getting fat again.... Apparently, it doesnt matter how much fat a sandwich has if you eat 40 a day....

Zero 11-15-2006 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 508991)
yeah... i know first hand what it can do, 5 years ago i got my first computer job. I gained almost 30 lbs in 6 months because i was eating so much fast food (because of time and convenience, plus i had the money)

I have lost quite a bot of the weight, but i dont know what it is recently, my appetite has gone through the roof.


No, Im not pregnant.

HAHA!

on a serious note - have you been doing things to lose weight or did it just start to drop off? that combined with the increased appetite could be a medical issue. . . maybe a tapeworm? or alien chestbuster waiting to get its fill of big and cheezy's before popping out

stubbornforgey 11-15-2006 08:52 AM

Its great to see the me of HDC have such a tender size..'unwedgies herself' :o

actually you know..some of us girly folks should take heed at some of the things you all say :p

Vodstok 11-15-2006 08:52 AM

Nah, once the depression of getting fired back in March wore off, i just took it easy. We were making sure we didnt run out of money before i found another job, and held back to make sure the baby had everythgin she needed.

I dont know what the hell my issue is th epast couple of weeks, though.

Maybe its holiday stress....

Ginger<3 11-15-2006 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 508936)
Kind of McDonald's version of a whopper. almost 1/4 lb patty, lettuce tomato, ketchup and may. optional cheese. They are pretty good, and a hell of a lot less messy than a whopper.

Kind of reminds me of the old McDLT....

oh ok ....... it's called a big extra here. :p

Vodstok 11-15-2006 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ginger<3 (Post 509115)
oh ok ....... it's called a big extra here. :p

That kills me....I know they name products different things in differen tparts of the world to appeal to the different mind sets, but i didnt think canada was THAT different.

Of course, i have seen your cigarrette packages... sick, funny stuff.

Im surprised guns arent called "Kill sticks" and come in packages with dead animals on them :)

Ginger<3 11-15-2006 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 509121)
That kills me....I know they name products different things in differen tparts of the world to appeal to the different mind sets, but i didnt think canada was THAT different.

Of course, i have seen your cigarrette packages... sick, funny stuff.

Im surprised guns arent called "Kill sticks" and come in packages with dead animals on them :)

i'll run that idea past the powers that be, i'm sure they'll like it. ;)

urgeok 11-15-2006 12:10 PM

so isnt it time for the "i can NOT wait until dinner" thread ?

:D

Vodstok 11-15-2006 12:14 PM

:p
Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok (Post 509126)
so isnt it time for the "i can NOT wait until dinner" thread ?

:D

_______________________________

stygianwitch 11-15-2006 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok (Post 509126)
so isnt it time for the "i can NOT wait until dinner" thread ?

:D

that might interrupt his eating :eek:

stubbornforgey 11-15-2006 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 509015)
Jared? He's getting fat again.... Apparently, it doesnt matter how much fat a sandwich has if you eat 40 a day....

noooooooooooo
i believed in you Jarrod you fat bastard :eek:

urgeok 11-15-2006 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stygianwitch (Post 509132)
that might interrupt his eating :eek:


ha !


..................

The_Return 11-15-2006 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 509121)

Of course, i have seen your cigarrette packages... sick, funny stuff.

Sorry to go off topic, but that put something in my head that I wanted to mention.

We sell cigarrettes where I work, right? The thing that always gets me is when people ask us not to give them certain pictures...denial is a sad, scary thing.

stubbornforgey 11-15-2006 02:06 PM

This is kinda stupid..but typical of N.Z
The ppl who run ASH...the anti smoking lobby group
have had a very successful rally..
no smoking in just about every establishment over here..
and are now pushing for a total ban on smoking in cars ;fuckwits;
The new smoke packets will be released here next year BUT..
when they did the trial for those ...
all you got out of most of the smokers were ..AWWWWWWW KEWL pics !!
'shakes her head'

the_real_linda 11-15-2006 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crabapple (Post 508989)
You said Vincent bought a "tool album" ....

So which one was it? A tool or an album?? it can't be both you know.

Oh wait, my consultant is whispering something to me. What? Ohhh...oh I see.

Never mind

i see you grasped the concept olo of buying a cd and not a spanner

Spec7ral 11-16-2006 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 508936)

Kind of reminds me of the old McDLT....

those styrofoam containers were the best. i like how they left it for you to put together, that's the closest thing rotten ronnies ever did as far as asking their clientele to exercise is concerned.


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