Do you honestly remember?
 

So last night was bath night. My two sons (3 and 9) took a bubble bath together and splashed and made a mess like always. They hop out of the tub and the wife and I proceed to towel them off.

The eldest bends over to dry his toes and my wife sees a thread hanging off his balls. She thinks it's a frayed bit of towel so she grabs it and pulls.

"OW!" The eldest jerks away from her. "Hey, that's attached!"

The wife and I, being kind and sensitive types, explode into riotous laughter when it strikes me that I don't remember when I got pubic hair. You'd think it would be a traumatic event (and yeah, ladies I was raised in a house of women and have heard more "white dress" stories than most) but I seriously don't remember it.

Do you?

I remember so well but won't go into detail..was so fucken hilarious
and yet kinda embarrassing. :o :o

no idea ..

the only related memory of 'growing awareness' i have is the time i found all 24 issues of playboy 1971 and 1972 in a community paper disposal bin.

that was the night i discovered that my 'special attachment' had more uses than just peeing.

Yeah, that's pretty simliar to my "awakening" but the hair thing...I've asked several guys and none of them remember noticing the change. Wierd, huh?

Nope, don't remember that happening, don't remember when the... erm.... bumps on the front started growing either..... oh wait, that hasn't happened yet :o :p













do remember when i got my first.... you really don't wanna know about that :eek:

most guys dont dwell on the physical - of their own person - until much later in life ..

but then again .. i never really made note of my first grey hair either ..

shit i probably see a mirror for 5 minutes a year.

bumps, bumps, what bumps :eek: :eek: :eek:


sorry to disappoint ya dave but they ain't 'growed' yet

Weird topic! I kinda remember, but I started getting rid of it as soon as it came in. It's kinda always freaked me out:o TMI....

Zit?

;)

Yep, you got it buddy ;)

Did ya pop it, did ya? did ya? did ya?

:) :) :) :) :)

Honestly?
I'm pretty certain it was between the ages of nine and ten that I first noticed long fine stringy hairs on my ballsack. I don't think I had any kind of weirded out reaction, didn't bother asking my mother or her bf about it, at risk of simply THAT making it more towards a traumatic experience...it was hair...I just thought "hmmm...", and er, I think I ripped 'em out a couple times, and then left 'em be...within a year later, I got the "bridge" goin' on, and yeah things just got more dense over time from there on out.
Sometimes I trim it like a bonsai...there's less tangle-age that way...aint nothing more annoying than having a pube from the bridge somehow attatch itself to one on the side of your balls, then play tug of war while you're walking until one or both of them get ripped out. So yeah...general maintenance here and there.

Big fan of the "manscaping" keep it trimmed:D

Damn straight...guys gotta keep his shit in order...

























...when I trim mine, I call it the "t-bone" know what I'm sayin'?

I don't remember when I first got mine., But this thread is funny as fuck balls

now THAT ONE made me laugh - but I will refrain from abbreviating my histrionics:D

Wait untill you get older........hairs all over the place....out your nose..ears...back.....and off the head:mad:

I divorced the last threat I had hanging off my balls.

sounds like a freudian slip :)

yeah, that one surprised me.

oops.

Must have been around 10ish. I remember by tits popping up around then too and everyone commenting haha.

wow
 

I thought it was big time when I noticed hair at twelve years old! Now, I'm losing it 24 years later, on my head, of course.

I remember the first time when I noticed that whenever I......HEY! what kind of crazy nutbar thread is this anyway.

you guys are strange.....and im strange so thats typing something

holy shit you found porn from the year I was born. :D didn't think it was invented then for you oldies. :D

I dont remember my first strand, but i recall distinctly seeing a penthouse at the age of 9. I held onto that thing with a deathgrip for a year :)

As far as trimming the hedges... I have a horror story...

lets say about a week ago, i discovered that there are certain parts between other parts on a man where things are formed in suchg a way, and soft enough, that clippers are not safe equipment.

There was a loud "OUCH!", some bleeding, and a hard lesson learned. Oh, and hot water hurts like a BITCH when it hits this kind of injury....

Dont worry, nothigndisfiguring, just VERY painful.

well..i remember running into my brothers room ..'growling him' as if it was his
fault..
he was trying to tell me that its natural blah blah blah..but i wasn't believing him..
when i 1st noticed them..i tried to pull them out...can you say 'ouch..freaking ouch'..:o

but my bestfriend comes to school and in the middle of the courtyard was 'giggles'...
heyyyyyyyyyyy look what i found this morning ..then dropped his pants'..hahahahahaha..
as younguns ..we had no concern for body parts etc..so we were all like ..WOW YOU GOT A TAN!!

try not to hate me for this .. but i wasnt worrying about it in the least :D

Not really....I found out that it did something special when I was in Pre-K though....Or a year before. Me and a girl in my class kind of ummm....Nevermind.

FINE. What kind fo friend are you if you dont spend time worrying about my genitals?

the straight kind :p

I'm not even male and that hurts to read!:eek:


Personally, I have no memory of hairs but I was such a late bloomer!
I think I noticed curves and such developing at around 14.

I was also a late bloomer. Until I was 15, people ,mistook me for my sister on the phone :mad:

After 15, they thought i was my dad, which was much better. Lucky for me, i continued to grow in all ways until i was 22 :D

i know a place where they sell stuff for erectile problems :D