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Gather round children
Please gather round in an orderly fashion and lets pay respect to a most beloved member who has been struck down in the prime of his life here on HDC.
It seems with the new format, newb has been cast away and not allowed to post his whimsical little observations ANYMORE [you have always been jealous of him....haven't you Horror....admit it.....not as if you will actually grace our presence here.....we are nothing more than filthy little pee-ons.....c'mon...one post...I FUCKING DARE YA.....JUST MAKE ONE POST UP HERE IN GENERAL ] Sorry....I have seemed to go off track for a moment. Anyway....flowers will be ommited....instead send donations to The newb Foundation 1313 Mockingbird Lane AnyTown USA Tis a very sad day here on HDC........sniff....sniff....I...I......remember.. ..he liked his ...sniff.....chicken salad sandwichs...bwahhhhhh.....sorry......you will be missed .....little buddy. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../tombstone.jpg p.s.....hee hee....just in case you do happen to look here once in a while Horror....hee hee....I was only kidding.....hee hee....you know jk.......I know your a busy man.....so I won't bother you any longer. |
Tonight I weep for newb.
His ghost remains. |
yee will be missed
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Ohhhh NO!
not newb... FIE UPON YOU HORROR! :mad: :D |
But...But...Whatever will I tell this chicken salad loving baby?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...yne/Crying.gif BWAAAAAAA Seriously...That sucks a ridiculous amount of ass And...It doesn't make a damned bit of sense... HEY...What if I ban Newb, with a 1 day ban, and see if it resets when the ban expires?...Think it's possible? |
What the hell happened? Why was he banned?
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I hardly knew yee.....
Tis a sad,sad day. |
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****Sappy preacher mode***
The ancient Egyptians believed that upon death they would be asked two questions and their answers would determine wether they could continue their journey into the afterlife. The first question was "did you bring joy?" The second question was "did you find joy?" I'm sure we can all agree that the late great Newb was far too drunk to answer either question coherently.:D the king is dead, God save the king. |
I barely knew you
but you brought me much joy you would brighten my day with each keystroke you'd employ You loved your chicken salad and was very fond of beer as Pink Floyd once sang I wish You We're Here This place won't be the same your absence will be ample Its a sad day at HDC When your humor we can't sample |
never really cared for the guy.
he smelled like old peoples bathrooms. |
Aww Newb, i loved you like a fat kid loves cake. I will miss you!!:(
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R.I.P. Newb :( maybe you'll be ressurected
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Nothing to worry about.....newb will just have to live.....THROUGH ME.
sorry.....I know its not the same, but sometimes.......sometimes.....we must accept change......now....a song. I watched you change Into a fly I looked away You were on fire I watched a change in you It's like you never had wings Now you feel so alive I've watched you change I took you home Set you on the glass I pulled off your wings Then I laughed I watched a change in you It's like you never had wings Now you feel so alive I've watched you change |
Whaaaaaat? Someone explain all this to me. I missed a page somewhere.
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And who is who again? BudMan, who are you? Are you Hammerfan? Or Newb? I'm reallyyyyyyyyy reaaaaallllly consudef.
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fits my personality i know |
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Am I newb.....the better question is...."Are We Not Men"........no........we are DEVO. http://www.perrific.com/cds/covers/devo.jpg |
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In a way, I'd kinda be afraid to try it, because if it DIDN'T work...Newb really would be banned It's up to you |
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i wouldn't bury him just yet, i will be raising a few issues with old mr horror today regarding some problems we are having with the site (like avatars) and we shall see about reseting old man newb's password |
Newb....... I´m gonna miss you, old geezer.. :(
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it's a very sad day when we lay to rest a much loved member of the community
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...uck_2/sob1.gif how will we remember his passing................ i know, let's party http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...k_2/party1.gif you think this party will be good...just wait till ya get resurrected :D |
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LONG LIVE NEWB! Tonight, the beer will flow in his honor!
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Given what zwoti said, maybe Newb will be resurrected, at which point we can form a religion. I don't think it'd get past HDC, but Goddess knows we don't have enough running jokes.
Dude, Budman, Newb, I love, no matter what you call yourself. You've given me many a quip and quote o' wisdom.:) |
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Newb broke pretzels to feed the many. He changed water in to American Beer (aka, water) We shall henceforth wear bottle openers in his memory. |
god - what a bunch of bullshit .. Newb was smelly and weird.
much too old to be of any consequence. he sat around on park benchs, eyeing little girls with bad intent .. he even had snot running down his nose !!! shabby clothes - the whole bit. disgusting, and a disgrace to the forum. good riddance i say ! |
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Kinda like looking int o a mirror, wasnt it? |
FLUTE SOLO!!!!
Skin flute solo?? |
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in all honesty - its been a long fucking time since i looked in a mirror :p i have enough stress in my life ! |
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if i looked that good i wouldnt worry so much :)
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NOT FACE! Crazy syrup swiller :D |
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i only ever got hit in the face once ! (must have done the trick .. it almost broke my nose) and thats all i have to say to that you red neck moral majority hypocritical serial killer mcdonalds eating war monger !! |
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yeah .. not very cutting, most of that was like saying : you eat, you breath, you sleep hahahahahah |
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Funny you should say that.....I was thinking of doing this for a Halloween party. @ Mothman.... http://www.jjchandler.com/tombstone/ http://www.paraethos.com/images/aqualung.jpg |
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i guess you'll just have to trim your beard a bit ? :p :D |
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