Swedish Post Count Enlarger
 

For those of you who feel you're inadequate with a small droopy post count I've provided free - at no cost whatsoever - as a public service - this handy tool to quickly stiffen up your numbers to a more useable and productive size.

its simple - all you have to do is type in your post count.
just by doing so it automatically increases your count by one which means you'll have to do it again, increasing your count by one each time !!

Its so simple its genius !

So have at it ..

only recommended for those who agree that 'it's their bag, baby'

3169...

Wait...Something is screwy, it didn't work.

I want my free money back! :mad:

3171...

Still not working man...

YA! Soon I will be...NEWBIE NO MORE!

Awesome!...But it's still a gip!

3176....Still isn't working.

Oops! Got so excited i forgot the most important step...120

So, everytime I post my post count here it will increase by one......that's genius!
Oh, my god, it worked and I didn't even have to put in my count #! This is sooo awesome!!!!

As a gypsy, I take offense to that!

I find it really strange that omcdave isnt making use of this awesome thread and its powers. oh yeah thats cause he already did this ages ago:

/exec uselesspostbot.exe

/set timebetweenposts "120 seconds"

/set postsubject "drivel/babble"

He is a man ahead of his time.

Why's it Swedish? does the Enlarger come free with Volvo emergency break down kit?

No, because it gets naked - and is kinky as fuck.

I once had a girlfriend who looked like the blonde one out of ABBA. You know - 'Benny'?

Shanks, it's an Austin Powers reference.

Beard induced scrotum rash?

I've heard that's worst kind of scrotum rash to get. Even the ointment doesn't help much.

Mum's still itchin' after the visit?

I'm American. A mum is just a flower to me.

Nice try though. 'A' for effort.

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Why is it that when I post, it just gives me the same amount I already have?

The other threads don't. :mad: