Slutty Halloween Party
 

So I'm going to a halloween party and everybody has to dress "slutty" which is kind of hard for a guy. Three ideas I have are fireman (with suspenders, pants, boots, and hat), Jim Dangle (the short/shorts cop from Reno 911), or Zap Brannigan from Futurama (stiking with the short shorts theme). Can't decide, what should I do??

Zapp.

Zap Brannigan :D

You'll look so gay.

If all the girls are dressing slutty, you should show up dressed like a pimp. It's the natural choice.

why don't you go as a 60 year old man in a bath robe, ?

Dress like a girl. Girls are hot.


...yep.

what about a football player?

Girls don't play football...

Duh.

i think you shuold definetly do the dude from Reno. i love that show.

Football player is too "dressed" I think... I'm thinking the cop. It'll be a very interesting party for sure. Yes, I'll probably look very gay with any of them (except maybe the pimp...).

Long-haired, tattooed, guitar player...In lots of black...With eyeliner, black fingernails...and...umm...uhh...Hell, just be Peter Steele...He's a total slut :D


ALL rock stars are..It would definitely work

How about some Rocky Horror

http://www.cineblog.it/uploads/rocky...cture_show.jpg


my fave.....i'm wearing that now.


I feel a song coming on.......sorry.....can't stop myself........

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

Who cannot admit that Tim Curry was super hot in that one?...I mean seriously...*purrs*


And again...Very slutty...That would work, too

thank you rayne serously i thought so too
:o

OH C'MON GIRLS.....he had fishnet stockings on.........sorry....that ain't hot.








not on a guy.

Oh baby...You have NOOO idea :D

lol..... but yet strangely attractive!
:p

Tim Curry+fishnets=yummy!!!

Go wearing a trench coat, and nothing underneath.

That's not slutty...That's just creepy...

But that's what I wear EVERY day!

go as a gay male porn star ...

just cover yourself in mayonaise

Go as Patrick Bateman, all you need is a towel, some blood splatter and some business cards.

Sorri, I'm not much help. I always go as a zombie since I don't realy have to change anything for that look

Deuce Bigalow

Or one of the guys from Black Eyed Peas, they're a bunch of whores anyways

That's exactly who I thought of when I read this! Heehee - kinky...:D

i don't mean to piss anyone off, but a slutty halloween party is so typical. especially for girls. every year i go to a halloween party and 3/4 of the girls are simply whored-up. now i'm not a hypocrite, i do enjoy flirting w/ scantly-clad women, but there is no creativity in their costumes. it's just an easy way out

Actually this one is cool because it was going to be a regular party until the girl throwing it changed the "theme" and now everybody's getting creative.