my miserable life (part 3)
 

OK - for those of you following the wretched saga that is my life. . . you'll recall when last we met i had broken my right hand in a freak accident caused by trying to do a good deed

My Miserable Life part 2

well - today the cast came off (well, it wasn't that kind of cast so its more that i was given permission to quit wearing it)

so here's the scene - doctor takes off cast - hand is a bit smaller and pale, but otherwise seems ok

doctor: "ok, ok, ok, ok . . . huh?"
me: "'Huh?' what does 'huh' mean?"
doc: "move this finger" (holding middle finger)
doc: "does that hurt"
me: "yeah"
doc: "how about that?"
me: "Yeah!"
doc: "huhn"

me: "ok, what's up?"
doc: "well, it seems that this middle finger has healed back wrong."
me: "healed wrong? explain please"
doc: "well, not a huge problem. but, we may need to go back and surgically fix it."
me: "surgically fix it?"
doc: "well it seems that the joint has healed crooked and it appears that you'll either have to have surgery or its going to continue being crooked and painful"

why me?

Sounds like you need a little luck and some "influence."

the funny part is that it is my middle finger and its noticeably crooked - kind of bends to the right

the sad part is it does hurt (and there is virtually no way i can afford any kind of surgery )

so i say roll the bones for me witchie-poo! i could use some divine intervention!

hmmm

??

but to be clear - i think of you like this:

That fuck put the cast on but you have to pay for it? Shouldn't they be responsible for that?

well - i sort of asked this. . . i asked him how this happened and he said - "oh, sometimes these things heal back funny"

funny?!? it isn't funny to me. . . the worst part is that its just a freakin finger - the idea of having surgery on my finger just boggles my mind

I am most flattered, Zero. That bitch rules. Fuck the lion!

Although this is more me...

Poor guy. That really sucks. Just get really drunk and rebreak your finger, and then they'll go ahead and operate on it.
I'm sorry, that's the only thing I could think of.
I know that's not a great solution, but I'm trying.:p

that's gonna take a LOT of beer!

:( I'm sorry!

scaryminda15
 

zero doing a good deed that is hard to believe

'stubbs stands on the roof of her house n throws divine kisses over to her monkey friend'


All you need now is a she ape with a crooked...ummmmmmmmm..smile '
'goofy grin'


One day..ONE DAY...i promise you zero hon...your miserable life will get worserer..but who cares..??as long as you have us as your friends huh???

. . . with friends like these??

scaryminda15
 

oh how cute is that monkey