Things horror icons wouldnt say.
 

Well...Get to it!Make up funny shit,thats how it works.








Yes,I'm bored.

Does my makeup look OK? I think I need a little more blood on my left side. And the hair, it's not symmetrical! Damn it, you KNOW how I feeeeel about these things. ugh, where can one find good help these days! *walks off in a snit*

"I'm being taken too seriously as an actor"

"Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?"

"You need to lean that way, I can't get the angle right."



interpret that however you feel is best.

"Does this make me look fat?"


"Would you please just hold still while I kill you?"


"Aww, come on...Slow down...Don't make me run after you...I just ate a whole dozen donuts"


"Umm...Can I schedule your killing in for later this week?...There's this whole bunch of teenagers just checked in at the hotel, and I gotta handle that first...Thanks"


"OW!...You HIT me!...Damn...That REALLY hurts!...I'm not gonna do this killing thing anymore...I had no idea...I'm really sorry"


"Goddammit!...You just got blood and guts all over my new Nikes...You stupid bitch"


"And THAT's for changing the channel when I was watching Oprah"


"My therapist said that I need to find a more creative outlet for my 'anger issues'...I thought THAT was creative, didn't you?...Oh, here's your guts back"


"I just won the lottery...Woo Hoo!...Free burials for EVERYONE!"


"Thanks a LOT...How am I supposed to write my poetry with no hands?...Asshole"


"Well, if you would have had something DECENT in the refridgerator, I wouldn'thave had to eat you...It's your own damned fault"


"Oh...That stain's never gonna come out"


"Hold on a second...I gotta poop"

"Beat me off, mother."

"I agree" :D

am I sexy enoubgh? With the girls like me???

Is he sexy enough? Will the girls like me??? Bill Moseley in a shower scene!

"Is my mask crooked? I can't really tell."

"Hi, would you like to take a quick survey?"

Mona, you seem to have a small obsession with Bill Mosley.

Prove the following equation wrong:

Bill Mosley + monalisa = moist





:D

michael..!!jason!!!
come over for a beer sometime :D

What was your first clue? :p

"Oh god I hate it when they bleed everywhere, ewww...I'm going to puke"

.......ok I'm sorry I didn't mean to kill you....well......I kinda did.....I love you :)

"Lets be friends!"

no offense !!

"Do you like my hair better up or down?"


"I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance"

Does this knife match my eyes?

"Death is near....you will never leave this place ali.....AWW SHIT!!! I forgot my freakin machete!!!! Okay, hold on for just a minute, I'll be right back."

Oh my god oh my god ohmy god.......
I killed him. I KILLED him..... Oh crap... I'm gonna be in SOO much trouble...



Godamnit... cant see a THING with this damn mask on.


Damn.. Cracked a nail.

"I'll tear your soul APART....after my DUI class."

"where do you want this knife in your back or in your chest":D

"Oh you did NOT just try to turn it on the Disney Channel!"

<singing>Sunshine and rainbows and babies and flowers
And chocolate and whispers and laughter and hummingbirds
Puppies and birthdays and apples and gumdrops
And kisses and balloons and moonbeams and skipping
Graaaaaandpa
Kittens and smiles and fuzzy-wuzzy teddy bears
Homemade ice cream, warm socks, baseball
Luaus and presents and tennis and roses
And summer and root beer and baskets of coloured eggs
Hippos and elbows and corduroys and freezers
And paper and geometry and things that are poseable
Piiiiiiiine Trees
And turtles and New Mexico and Patrick Duffy
As the Man from Atlantis, but not when he was on Dallas
The guy from Bosom Buddies but not Tom Hanks
And Charlie's Angels after Cheryl Ladd left
Books about movies and movies about books
And people who say stuff like "rather" and "aunt"
And Saaaaaaaaatan!
</singing>

LOOK ..can you do this for me please..
em in a bit of a hurry.

Jason, "Excuse me, but does this mask come in teal?"

"I love these Daquiri's with the umbrellas, don't you," said Michael to Jason.

Jason:Hey,Where did my penis go?!?!?













THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do these pants make my butt look fat?

What do you mean that I can't talk throughout the whole movie? (a Jason and Michael question, obviously)

Why should I kill these people?

I think Jon Bon Jovi is really underrated as a musician

Hmmm....maybe I should stop eating these rednecks and switch to hippies...too much cholesterol.....oh hell, just one more.

I'm gonna stay dead this time oaky? I mean it, really. It's getting old already.

Yo yo homedogs. Waz up in da hizouse? We all keepin' it real? That's what I'm talkin' 'bout beyatch!

"has anyone seen my killer weiner dog, Muffy?"

ooops, I just tinkled

can i borrow your machete

Im sorry, do you have that in an extra small?

I've changed my mind about killing you. Wanna get some beer?