embarrassing
 

post your most embarrassing moments ever here

awwww mannnn, i don't want to be first!

Spilling a huge glass of iced tea all over a girl's floor on our first date.

gave a speech in spanish class with my zipper down.

I got drunk and puked into my mother-in-law's shoes once.
While she was wearing them.

ok, i've got a good one



during my highschool days while quickly taking care of business before my next class, i rushed out and noticed a really good looking guy looking at me so i fealt flattered and smiled. a girl rushes up to me and says "hey dude, you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe." i was horrified. it must have been a good foot dragging along behind me.



ok, that's my two cents; can anybody top this. please i beg you :(

I guess that would be known as the....Spanish Fly?

that joke deserves recognition. you have just been recognized.

answering a Thomasgeorge post.

http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/eca...mbarrassed.jpg

'giggles'...thats so sad hon..

I bow down to your wit. :D

Ummmm....Hmmmm....Nothing really embarresses me for whatever reason, so post here I cannot.

I don´t know any of you well enough to share that... Brrrrr...

Maybe that's another reason I didn't share anything. :D I don't know but maybe 3 people well enough.

Funny enough does all my embarresing highlights start with me consuming a huge amount of alcohol...:rolleyes:

Mine all start with me deciding to try getting over being shy.:o

And here´s where the huge amount of alcohol comes in the picture, for my part. ;) ....:(

That very reason is why everyone who is shy stays shy, and exactly why i never try ot be cool. Im simply not, and any attempt otherwise makes me look like a bigger dork than i am.


This is a pretty crappy one. When i was 21, i was at a bar with a freind who was 4 years older. we were sitting at the bar when this rather attractive woman sat next to me and just started bullshitting. Turns out she was 28. I felt about 10 feet tall.

After baout a half hour of good conversation, my friend decides to introduce himself. Now, i had been talking more than drinking, so i was more or less sober. my friend wasnt. he began telling her that she looked like jean Triplehorn and how beatiful a woman she was, so by default blah blah blah. God knows women like being compared to actresses and models loudly in public places by drunk guys....


Needless to say, the rest of our conversation ended in less than 5 minutes with her saying she would "see me around", without having given me a phone number. I was mortified and more than a little pissed. at that point, i had been single for 3 years.

i got him back though. later that week we were in a grocery store, and he was trying to hit on the little pixie ringing us out. I was looking at the impulse buy candy when i saw the Baby Ruths.

I grabbed his shoulder hwile he was hitting on her, and in my best Sloth voice pointed and said "Jay! Look, Bay-BEE-ruth!!Bay-BEE-ruth!!"

He turned bright red, clammed up, and sulked all the way out to the car. I almost didnt make it i was laughing so hard. The look that girl gave him couldnt have been worse if he had had a bowel movement coming out of his nose. :D:D:D

And the embarresing part would be....?

I hear that, that's why forums are so good, no-one knows me so if i make a fool of myself here then so what :p

Oh is that so, Bob Saget?



















No seriously, i totally agree with what you´re saying.

having a drunk friend humiliate me in front of an attractive older owman and destroy any chance i had of getting a date with her.

Oh...

Wish I had stories where someone else than me made an ass of himself...

Lucky fucker.:cool:

That was just funny. I used to do that kind of stuff to my friend Marshall. Everytime we'd get around some attractive girls, he'd start calling me 'Son' or some weird name that he'd never call me. So everytime he'd do that, I'd start calling him a poser in front of them. He would get so mad and embaressed and then want to leave right that second. It was hilarious.

I used to torture my friend Heather like that too. We'd be walking around a store, and I would pick up a tube of feminine ointment and be like "HEY HEATHER! HAS THAT INFECTION YOU HAD CLEARED UP YET????" and she'd run away from me, and I wouldn't be able to keep up because I'd be laughing hysterically. She came out to visit me a few months ago, and we were shopping and she found the Monistat and did the exact same thing to me, and all the people in the store were flabbergasted because we both ended up rolling on the floor.
Friends are great.:D

Ok, i know i'm gonna be sorry i did this but here goes...

during a conversation at work one day i said "i've got a pair of Great Tits" it wasn't until everyone fell about laughing that i realised what i'd said, the conversation had been about the birds we get in the garden....:o :o :o

LOL

blue footed booby?

This is a cute thread.

can't think of anything now without making shit up...DAMN!

lol

well i moved house soooo...new house, new garden, new tits...now they're small and blue :D

tripple assed tweeder:confused:

Ok...This thread has officially been labeled:



BIZZARE

how much further before achieving 5 stars

google

Hmmm....Probably after people start adding pictures. But I'm not sure I'll stick around for that. :D

how about stick figures with wide pouching anus

Interesting. That might just do it. :cool:

might be G rated enough for one bronze half star:(

Shall we find an NC-17 one that would make it more than bizzare? :D