Worst "horror" movie you've seen
 

I decided to put this thread in 1970's and up. Because that is where all the REALLY rubbish movies are. So I would like you to vote on the "Most stupid plots" , the "Worst acting"and the "Worst makeup".

Personally I vote "Return to The Cabin by the Lake" on being the most stupid plot and the worst acting I have ever seen in a film.

Worst makeup i'm not sure you lot will have to help me.

Please be kind .. My first thread ...

I don't know if the exact same thread is out there somewhere so just tell me if there is.

Undead

Wow. That seems a bit harsh.





I'd have to Leprechaun in the Hood would be down near the bottom for sure.

Also, alot of the Full Moon titles were pretty bad in the 80s.

Troma is usually so bad they are funny.

The Ring sucked a lot.

Killjoy was just plain bad...

Infested had some of the worst (and most abundant) CGI I've ever seen...


I'll think of more, but that's a pretty shitty list for starters....

Has anyone seen Return to the Cabin by the Lake? Look, even the title is stupid :p

Feardotcom

Exorcist II

House of the Dead

Phantom of the Opera('98)- Argento had already made 'Opera', not sure why he made this one.

Exorcist 2 was hilarious

Undead sucked balls.
The Class of Nuke em High was awful, but I liked it anyway.
Breeders is probably the worst horror movie I've ever seen, and Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor was runner up. I love watching a trashbag attack and kill people.
Oh, and The Food of the Gods was almost as bad. Stupid to the point of hilarity.

Miss Olivia kicks ass ;)

Yeh. I'm with you on that one.

Nothing compares to the awfulness of Jigsaw.

Dracula 2000 deserves a mention

May

Dagon

The Village (Not horror but sucks!!!)

House of the dead

Saw

The Ring (american remake)

oi, you kids - you dont know from bad movies !


a night to dismember


makes everything else mentioned here look like criterion award winners.

Them's fightin' words, Jacob. Anyway, some of the worst I've seen:

The Cave
Van Helsing
Slaughterhouse of the Rising Sun
Mortuary
Demonic Toys

Ever see 13th Child: Legend of the Jersey Devil?

House of the Dead wins. That is THE worst horror movie ever made.




Chopping Mall is pretty terrible as well.



Redneck Zombies is so bad it's a masterpiece.

Well who is the worst actor you've seen in a QUALITY movie? Like Donnie Wahlberg in Saw II . He was crap.

i did .. it is oscar material compared to 'a night to dismember'

let me explain a little :


the film was made by a female soft porn director back in the day.

the film is narrated as if it is a true crime story. the only little bit of dialogue is looped in by different actors giving it the look of a poorly dubbed foreign film.

the lighting is so dark you cant see anything thats happening. (this is the DVD .. not some old worn VHS)

the 'gore' looks like something i could do given 5 minutes notice and nothing but the contents of my fridge.

there is no story, there are no actors, there is no action ...

its 100% pure shit that some people have elevated to cult status for some god unknown reason.

its hands down the worst piece of shit ever commited to any medium..

everything mentioned so far is fucking brilliant compared to the movie i'm talking about.

That makes me very curious to see it! LOL Not even the kind of bad movie where you can laugh at it, eh?

This is what Netflix has to say about it:

Vickie Kent (played by sexy Samantha Fox) is a suspected murderer -- so, of course, she's released from an insane asylum and returns home. But the burning question is: Has Vickie been completely cured of her insanities? The rising body count would tend to discount that hopeful theory. Doris Wishman directs this cult horror classic that packs as much décolletage as flinty shocks. The title says it all … a fun thrill-ride all the way.

Horrorween is the worst i've ever heard of.

dear god help us...


samantha fox was a cute little porn actress in her time .. but she could have been played by a guy in a gorilla suit for all you could see of her. (like i said - it's dark)

You know I had to torture you with that synopsis! :D

well, i guess they arent going to give a negative critique to the films they're trying to rent :)

Actually, I have read a couple, but can't remember what movies.

I've seen "A Night to Dismember".

It's a REAL piece of fuckin' CRAP. It doesn't even qualify as watchable. In all fairness, supposedly there was some kind of lab accident and they lost most of their footage but were contractually obligated to deliver something, so they put it together with what little footage was left. If you see the film, this story is not difficult to believe. I did enjoy it for whatever it was, though, because it's one of those movies that's so messed up that you actually feel sorry for it.

Boo has to be up there.

I have not seen a night to dismember so I couldn't say if it worse then the one I am about to mention


Motor Home Massacre has to be the worse horror movie I seen. There are so many mess ups its crazy.

For instance a guy is wearing a button shirt outside and walks in his motorhome. When he is in there he has a vest and tie on. He walks right back out and the vest and tie are gone. (This is because they filmed it in different days)

The acting is very horrid

A huge knife comes out of no where and kills a guy. The girl then says stop playin! and the guy is bleeding like crazy and you can see the weapon is deep in his skin. Stupid




I have seen a a lot of B horrors and so far this takes the cake

I liked it.

He, he. too fan of Lovercraft's work to like that film....otherwise Slaughterhouse of the rising sun ...I haven't see it but has one of the most stupid names that I ever heard!!:D

Demon Island(aka Survival Island): A Weekend to Dismember is pretty damn awful.

S.I.C.K. was just horrible and had some of the worst acting you're ever gonna see.

Creep no question is the worst horror film I have ever seen. Someone should ban those indpendent british horror films for the sake of all man kind.

strawberry estates - its a low budget blair witch knock-off (as if BWP wasn't low budget enough) not even bad enough to be funny - - - i literally could have made a better film with a camcorder and two sock puppets (and it would be way scarier!)

I didn't not find this movie to be that bad

It has some cool parts in it and the acting wasn't that horrible



It entertained me and I could watch it again






and people saying movies like Saw and The Ring above being the worst horror movie?

Well that is just stupid

For the record, I liked Creep and (just to spite The Flayed One) Boo.:D As for my votes for worst:

Wide theatrical release: The Fog remake for its incoherent storyline and overuse of CGI to attempt to make up for said incoherent storyline.

DTV release: Room 6 for its incoherent storyline, cheesy special effects, and ability to make good actors (or nominally good actors) SUCK!!!!

Care to give a reason why you disliked Creep? It was beautiful in it's photography and effects, it's acting was above average in the realm of these types of films, and then ending was really smart.

Worst movie, eh?

Has anyone seen Blood Diner? HA!!! That was so gawd awful, it had me in tears laughing.

Now as for bad movies that didn't make me laugh? That would be Alone In The Dark. That movie was such shit, a dude that was behind me bootlegging the movie stood up in the middle, declared the movie was ass, turned off the camera and walked out. That's how bad it was.

And about Dagon? Pure crap...But Macarena Gomez as UxÃ_a Cambarro? Woot woot! :eek:

Blood Diner, Chopping Mall and Demonic Toys kick ass. No freakin' taste here at all :D

Haha I remember Samantha Fox!

..I tried to watch "Spookies" the other day....didnt finish it...now I thinking of deleting it from my pc.....