What is up with lizards doing push-ups
 

I see this all the time and I can never figure out what the little buggers are trying to do. They'll sit on a wall on a nice bright day, they'll scurry across the wall and stop some where, and there they'll go, up, down, and back up again. This irritates me when I see it! I think they are doing it to annoy me.

Anyone know what the hell is going on here?

They heard a rumor that the Japanese were doing a remake of Godzilla, and they're all in training. Seriously, I've always wondered that too.

Re: What is up with lizards doing push-ups
 

It's probably some sort of lizard challenge...you know to establish dominance and physical prowess.They're calling you out,don't let some cold blooded fly eating bottom feeder make a monkey of you!

Do what I do,think of the Geico lizard(cockney smart-ass)drinking your last beer....then stomp on the bastard!

yes...yes...something must be done about this

I can almost hear them laughing to themselves, thinking their weird little lizard thoughts.

The lizards where I grew up would do that, hop up and down in the front like a vato cruiser, and then they would swell up their throats, which were red. They did that to look for a girlfriend... I guess it's the lizard equivalent to flirting.

Well...I think my lizards are trying to get dates with a brick wall!

the answer to your problem lies in an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle.

---found in a fortune cookie

We do it because it feels good.
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And oh man, salamanders! Don't even get me started on THOSE buggers.

They have it all over us.....they lose a limb....it grows back....how cool is that.

That's it!!!!!!! THAT is why they're always smiling...it's because of their regenerative powers...

Salamanders are laughing at people!

My lizard thred is very important and you should really think about lizards and salamanders and the weird way they sun themselves and regenerate limbs and soforth.

..I dont know if this dragon Lizard (actually called Frilled Lizard) doing push-ups..
..rerun
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Yikes!