4 Gallons of Honey Mustard
 

That's what I've just inherited. A truck came a few days ago to drop off an order. They apparently left us an extra box on a skid. Since we get in 40+ skids a day, it wasn't noticed. No one has called asking about it, and I don't have a freight bill for it. So now, I have 4 1-gallon jugs of Chester's Honey Mustard Sauce.

Maybe you could mail some to Dog Island. I heard the dogs there need sauces for their jellyfish barbecues and stuff.

www.thedogisland.com

Are you spamming my thread about Honey Mustard with your thread about Dog Island?

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Well, yes.

Well...honey mustard's good.

Is it the creamy kind? Or more the see-through yellow brown kind?

First you get the honey mustard, then you get the power, then you get the women . . .

Your gonna need a shitload of chicken fingers....I'll bring the beer.

http://www.office-beerbar.com/images...ers/finger.jpg

Sheesh! That's a lotta fingers.

Its a shitload.

Damn. That's enough fingers for a good group of people.

You see the mustard sauce in that little bowl? That's the creamy kind of honey mustard sauce. The good kind.

Not to be confused with honey MOUSE-TURD sauce.

To be eaten with chicken thingers....

The creamy kind.

Are you refering to the Honey Mustard or yourself...:eek: :p

LOL if only you knew:p

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:D

Okay, let's cut to the chase, shall we? All joking aside, let's talk business. How much is it gonna cost to have a gallon of that honey mustard sauce sent down here??? You've been gloating over the fact that you have FOUR GALLONS of it. Surely you don't need all that honey mustard dipping sauce. There are McNuggets here that are turning into chicken jerky in the sun for want of a little mustardy moisture being poured in their pores. There are crispy strips here that taste like fried batter and they NEED the mustard! Just what is it that you want--how much money will make a gallon of that stuff appear on my doorstep? You mustard maniac.

Well, I was gonna say, "Dude, I'll totally shio you a gallon for free." Then I read the term 'Mustard Maniac' and I liked it. So now I'm going to begin my illustrious career as a serial killer who brings about the demise of others through several varieties of the wonderful condiment.

Seriously, do you really want one?

Well, actually, no, that was a joke post. I mean, it would be cheaper for me to buy a gallon of it here from a restaurant supply store, than to have a gallon of it shipped out here. I appreciate the thought, though.

But I bet it's good!

I honestly haven't tried it yet. Since this weekend is the 4th, however, I'm considering doing something funky on the grill with it.

Mmmmmmmm Mustard