'Im bored'/'This Is What I Had For Dinner'/'I'm So Cool'
 

A thread dedicated to PRESSURE!

:D

I am SO cool. :cool:

Im cooler then cool....IM ICE COLD!!!!:p

Sssh...Someone might see this.

XMD is super cool - i worship at her icy altar!

BUt you said you worshipped mine!!! I see how it is.

i'm an equal opportunity worshipper -

like unitarians

Ok. I guess thats resonable enough. But between you and me, we know who you like better. *taps nose*

of course your worship . . . we know who i really worship!



(haunted!)

:D

*Glares*





Douche.

How do you know that Dolly and Haunted are not one in the same goddess just like other goddess myths? Haunted= The Witch, Dolly= The Serial Killer...but who's the other....ah?

Can I kiss and check? They say it works everytime. :D

No sooner do we depart from sense and instinct to follow reason but we are insensibly drawn into uncouth paradoxes, difficulties, and inconsistencies, which multiply and grow upon us as we advance in speculation; till at length, having wandered through many intricate mazes, we find ourselves just where we were, or, which is worse, sit down in a forlorn scepticism.

That doesn't change anything about me and Dolly being part of the same goddess. What you'll find through all this skepticism and rational thought when you finally swim out into the seas of reason is that all of this hocus pocus that you call nonsense is actually true. And now you're just floundering around in an ocean of illusionary psuedo-intellectualism without a raft. Oh, and that ocean is rising, not because the smell of bullshit is melting the ice caps of good ol superstition, but the kraken is surfacing. Being an aquatic creature of old, he's at home in any ocean, especially the ocean of nonsensical rational doubt, because pulling you beneath the waves for a snack with squeeze cheese just proves the point of all of us so-called delusional types.

:D :D

eh? English, please. :confused:

Ignore that one, she's mental.

:)

Just keep the curtains closed while repeating, "It isn't real."

Eh,somebody is talking about doing it and i'm not involved?!?!?!?!







That is INSULTING!:mad:










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Has anyone went to the bathroom in an outhouse type deal and a fly or some sorts of air soring insect was still down in the toilet and it flys up and hits you in the ass and you think its gonna crawl into your rectum so you keep it tight?

haha saskatchewan, when will you savages get toilets?

What's this shit about?

We're just saying whatever comes to mind, IA. I don't think it has to be about anything in particular, just whatever comes time mind at the time you decide to post. However, you could be making a play based on the privy jokes, in which case, I am the ding bat of the morning.

No, but I had a horrible spider experience in an outhouse once.

An exboyfriend and I went up north to open up his parents cabin in the spring. I went out to the outhouse and got fussy cuz there was a spider web across the toilet seat ( I HATE spiders). So I went and got him to rescue me from the web and as he was destroying that we both looked up and there were spiders in every nook and cranny of the ceiling. And we're talking BIG hairy, ugly, scary, wolf spiders. There were other spiders there too, but those were the scariest. He was 6'1" so he was a lot closer to them than I was, I screamed and actually he sorta did too. We tried killing them with Raid, but all they did was curl up when we sprayed them and then uncurl and start crawling again. We had to use brooms, the old kind with really stiff bristles, to basically stab them to death to get them out of there. UGH, it makes me shudder just thinking about it!

Picture of a wolf spider....

No, it's not evil spirits, it's just rain. Fine, try & kill it.

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Plagiarist :P

No shit Sherlock.

;)

A couple days back after work, since I didnt have any lunch, I was hungry and voracious by dinner time. And hungry means REALLY hungry. I ordered, then went into the bathroom to freshen up.

When I returned, I saw a plate covered on my table. Since the lights inside the place were dim, I just pushed the cover back, grabbed a spoon, and shoved a spoonful of whatever it was inside my mouth. One chew into it, and I tasted...beluga caviar! YUCK!

I spitted it right out and called the waitress. She apologised and said maybe it was for someone else, and got placed at my table by mistake. By then, another waiter brought me my food. I had to go and rinse my mouth about a 100 times to get that icky taste outta it. But still it remained all thru the night. Grrrrrr :mad:

(And no, it isnt funny dammit!)

We have toilets!!! Im talking about when you go camping. jeeeez.