pity party
 

since everyone else wants to people to notice they r leaving
what about the one who has been gone for over a month!
nobody even noticed!:eek: i was not missed ey?
oh well i missed the hell outta this forum and the oldschoolers
i'll get too know the rest of you! :cool: :D

Well, you never made a goodbye thread. Therefore, nobody missed you! Welcome back! I missed you! :)

thank you YJ! it was an unexpected leave of absence!
i went to rehab for 28 days.:) i am sober now!

That's great! Now, let's crack open a few beers in celebration! :p

ok what kind? i'll take rootbeer!:D

I was thinking along the lines of Coor's Light, but that'll work too! :)

i use to drink michelob light! mmmmmm yummy!;) and yager
but alcohol wasn't the real deal it was cocaine, powder not
crack!:rolleyes: but it is all the same, my therapist
says! alcohol is a TRIGGER! psst, i think they r trying to brain wash me. shhh don't tell anyone!:D

I see. So, you were the guy I kept seeing at the library sneaking some paper.

yeah! it was me. well it depends on what kinda paper.
what was i sneaking out again, i got that short term memory
loss?! :D

LMFAO!!! You were sneaking "The Da Vinci Code" out of the library. I tried telling you that you could take it home for free if you used your library card (which was hanging out of your back pocket), but you didn't believe me, and you took off with the book.

Maybe he was out of toilet paper.

He should just do what every normal person does when they're out of toilet paper. Use the cat to wipe your ass.

i leave for like months at a time, i dont ever warn anyone when i leave or when i come back. i dont think anyone really cares or wants to hear it..

you r 2 funny, give me a min. got to stop laughing...........
ok (picking up book mmmmmmm thinking the movie comes
out fri. so i guess i can put it in the drop box!)

not for months? i've never noticed you gone
for months at a time!

Now remember, you cannot use your library card to go see The Da Vinci Code. Also, they will not be giving out free paper during the movie, nor will they let you huff and puff during the movie. So, stock up on the weed before the movie. I bet it'll be more enjoyable while high anyway.

ok man! i need an oz, so meet me at the library in the
gardening section!:cool:

Okay, no problem! Now, when you say oz, do you mean the Wizard of Oz book, because I've heard once you use the paper from that book, you start to resemble The Tin Man.

ounce! i thought maybe the scarecrow he is closer to grass
than the tin man! woooo flash back!!!!!!!!

I know you meant ounce. I'm just being sarcastic tonight. I mean, we are talking about paper, aren't we? Anyway, sure, the Scarecrow is closer to grass, but, once you puff the Oz, you become still like The Tin Man. Though, some people have reacted to the Oz by doing the little musical number that the Scarecrow did. But, that's just an uncommon side effect.

i left the entire summer last year.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
[B]I know you meant ounce. I'm just being sarcastic tonight. I mean, we are talking about paper, aren't we? Anyway, sure, the Scarecrow is closer to grass, but, once you puff the Oz, you become still like The Tin Man.

Or become the wicked witch and fly around on a broom chasing flying monkeys....excuse me.....(flies off chasing monkeys)

Or you could become Dorothy and start to see your house spinning.

Yeah, but that would be normal....I twirl around my living room a lot....

WHY!??!!??!WHY!?!?!?!?










WHY DOESNT ANYONE LIKE ME!??!???!?!??!!?!?!I MEAN IM LIKE ALL KEWL N' EVERYONE SHOULD WORSHIP ME!!!!!!










:rolleyes:

But do you do it while your high?

*bows down at Dante's feet* Oh worship the faithful Dante! Forgiver of absolutley nothing!

Well...yeah...doesn't everybody?:D

Well... yes, yes they do! :D

yeah yeah we r talking about paper *grinning* how about those
redsocks i mean sox!:D

i knew that!:cool: i did too miss you!

Don't tell me you've been using those red socks I got you for Christmas as your bong!

at least somebody appreciates me:p :(

I'm AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!











"while high"

no i use the white sox you know the one
with the little x-mas trees on them! :p

We're all awesome while high! Except for Bill Gates. He keeps teasing me with his $100 bills. I swear, one of these times I'm actually going to get that $100 bill off of the fishing reel. Someday...

me too! and better looking too:eek:

Oh okay, good. Mothman got you those, so it doesn't really matter. :p

why the sad face! your here now and i am happy happy
joy joy.

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Way to go! Now I can't stop!


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