Joke battle
 

Easy game we need 2 people to say 5 jokes anyones and then when you both say them I will pick the winner and the loser is eliminated first we need 2 people

We're not bringing Yo' Momma on this forum...

alwright no yo mamma jokes

Hands down I would win.

The Aristocrats joke.

Communism

Why do you always try and hog tyhe right to pick all the winners and stuff? That is why i'm not doing this.

Knock Knock!

*pulls a bloodrayne and doesn't answer door*

oh well i'll answer anyway

"who's there?"

Thomasgeorge.

"Thomasgeorge who?"

Thomasgeorge just won most irrelivent poster and this shows it!!

ha ha ha ha ha I crack myself up.

"Hahahahahahahahaha"


How many licks doesw it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

A: Hopefully not as many as you gave your mom's dick last night!

OH! Haha I'm JUST kidding. My friend made that one up.

I'm usurping Thomasgeorge's leadership in this thread. I'm now turning it into a democracy. Everybody decides on a winner, majority rule

Ok.

*all knees will bow to STE*


STE can I be your right hand man? Pleeeeeeeeeze?

considering what I do with my right hand, I don't think you'd really want the job

I knew you would say that the second i typed it, lmao.

But I elect and otherwise demand right hand minship, no matter how nasty, hoo-rah.

considering, again, what I do with my right hand, I'd much rather have Haunted as my right hand

Q: Can I be someone's Mom's dick?

Pleeeeeeeeeeeze?

Too bad ste, its me! hahaha you'll never masturbate again!

no, I'll still masturbate. You'll just start smelling like vinegar

mmm vinegar

well, it won't actually be vinegar, it'll be penis sweat. So it'd be more accurate to say you'll start smelling like a sweaty penis