I'm Marley's Ghost,this is my 1st post
 

Hello fellow horror fans
I'm here to meet you all
I hope in due time
we will have a ball

If you don't like my poems
then i don't know what to do
because poetry is my life
as well as some chunky beef stew

You can tell that i'm a pro
my words come in rhyme
its a blessing and a curse
it happens all the time

so greet me with a kind word
don't tell me to "fuck off noob"
it would make me very sad
and make me lose my food

This is a joke, your someone already fromHDC. And if you aren't, you better stop rhyming.

I wish i could stop
but its not to be
the doctors have said
its a sickness, you see

I do not like fuckin green eggs and ham. Take a bunch and shove em in your yam.

Your reply is almost clever
for a second grader on the loose
i deserve much better
than third rate Dr Seuss

I'm almost impressed with the way
You twist his words in this game you play
But for now I will simply say
Cut the rhymes, it's friggin gay.

i like his ryemes
but hes not as cool as a wrestler
thats ok though
hes much cooler than adam sessler

:p

ur funny:D

thers alot of newbs signin up today but this is the coolest :D :D

Finding your identity may become a bother
Copying your rhymes, is not that much harder
Losing my mind, while trying to rhyme
Is what will take it farther


:cool:

your identitity is easy-peasy
but if i said it now you might get queasy
i shall wait until later on
i cant think of shit to rhyme with on!

I may not be who you think i am
or else i might just be
i'll give a little clue
and maybe you will see

i live north of the equator
with a family and a dog
the smallest state some call it
by the ocean in the fog

We know you like bestial
As preferred orientation
Perhaps you'd find true love
With your father's Alsation?

I LIVE IN THE UK AND POST LIKE THIS A LOT. SOMETIMES MY GAMES ARE FUNNY, BUT MOST THEM THEM ARE NOT

I'M MIXED WITH SOMEONE DIFFERENT WHO TYPES REAL BIG LIEK ME, AND SAYS LOL AFTER EVERYTHING SO YIPPITY FUCKING EEEE

I HAVE SOME OTHERS MIOXED WITH MNE BUT IU DUNOT NO WHAT IM TALKLING ABIOUT I LOVE WHITE NOISE ITS MY FAVORITE MOVIE EVER ITS BETTER THAN HOUSE BY THER CEMETARY OR AMITYVILLE OR EVERYTHING YOU LIEK AWRLEKJSTGR

Re: I'm Marley's Ghost,this is my 1st post
 

Shut the fuck up
You sound like a prick
Your poem sucks balls
Like you suck dick

:cool:

This godfather here
is no Don Corleone
a homophobe more likely
with his feeble attempt at poems

Still questioning your identity
You said it would be Revealed
Must be your insecurity
That keeps it concealed

Nicely creative! Welcome aboard.

I give you credit, you're the first
To have the guts to rhyme
Come brothers, let's embrace this verse

And not call it a crime
But hopefully it's just a phase
And it will stop in time

For it inspires much malaise
Among the cruder lot
Some folks would rather not turn phrase

And they might let you rot
But those that you antagonize
Might end up less distraught

If your post count starts to rise
My Dickens-loving chum
Come state opinions and wax wise

And drink much spicy rum
And if they scream more gay jokes
The mods scream "Who wants some?"

lol? Let's dig it up because we want to know who it is..... lol Should have beeeeeen here.

Oops. Forgot to look at the dates. Sigh. That was slightly embarassing . Especially the terza rima part.

that's a seriously fucking disturbing avatar, my compliments good sir

there once was a man from nantucket
whos dick was so long he could suck it
etc,etc,etc
is this really where we want things to go? cause rude limericks are the next stage. i mean, you don't want to know what injury befell the man from scrorntotum.

hey i agree with your list but scrub dog soldiers off there lol

Ummm, yeah this is definently the best place to talk about it.:confused:

Did anyone ever figure out who Marley's Ghost is?
I know who it is. ;)

You're not special! I just, never forgot since that day.

Marleys ghost.. they aint no noOb..
just one who likes to rhyme,
security this nick has found
under this disguise'..
the mystery..i do not care
for whom this person be..
for all i know..they have blue hair
and wear pink dungerees..
to ask around..whose this or that
is time i cant afford..
I hurt my brain by guessing once
and then i soon got bored.
So heres a drink of coffee black
with scones that mama made..
and back to posting endlessly
and leave from this charade' :rolleyes:

I just noticed, you got ahead of me in post count. :eek: