Spamming Newbie Douchebag Standup for sale !
 

Brains not included ! Looks like the real thing ! Equally annoying from every angle ! The creepy, needy, "give me something" eyes follow you everywhere ! Stock up now ! Christmas is just 9 months away ! Offer not good in Puerto Rico.
CK

ooooh - i want one!!!

wHAT IS ThAt weird furry thing in your picture ios that a tribble or a bunny of something?

ginuea pig

ewwwwww

it's a big bunny without ears, lookit him he aint got no earz

I'll take one of those please....i've been looking for one to put along side my Fabio one.

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oooooooooooh ..send me 3..no no...4, yes 4..no no i mean 5!!!!!!!

You can have all 500 of the ones on HDC!

And we'll throw in a free tote :D

I need an umbrella... what do I have to do for an umbrella?

Cuz like, a small pledge would get me a tote. A large pledge would get me the cutout... so would a medium pledge get me an umbrella? And what would COME on the umbrella? GOD, there's just so many questions I need to ask....

So don't delay, act now, supplies are running out,
Allow if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive,
And if you follow there may be a tomorrow
But if the offer is shun you might as well be walkin' on the sun

That is going to be stuck in my head for the next month....

Funny, that was one of my favourite songs as a kid actually...

Call within the next 3 minutes.....And We'll Answer!
But wait, there's more!
Order today, and we'll send you.....your package!!!

ok, lame, I know. But I just had a big fight with 3 diff girls and am trying to be somewhat funny. I'm outta here.

OMG!!! ;) That's MY GUINEA PIG!!!! And he has ears! :( You just can't see them in that pic :( *cries* And yes, I'm being serious...it really is my guinea pig...his name is Snuggle...and you hurt his feelings;)

guinea pig + hurt feelings = delicious
CK

NOTE: IF YOU R GAY DONOT TAKE OFFENSE!

i heard that gay men put them things in their butts?
gerbils, guinea pigs, hamsters etc........:eek: